The Adventures of Super Viagra and Vagina Girl – Attack of the 50 Foot Avitable!
Thanks to Avitable and Miss Britt for being such good sports! Be careful, or you might just end up in one of my cartoons someday!
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January 12, 2009 5:16 am
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By Chris, January 12, 2009 @ 5:57 am
Wow! That was pretty amazing. Very entertaining. I like how long it was. The cartoon that is, how long the cartoon was.
It almost felt like a movie.
By Xi_Heather, January 12, 2009 @ 6:27 am
Wow indeed! Craig, I guess we know what you were doing all weekend!
By Tam, January 12, 2009 @ 7:29 am
Just one word, waxing, seriously.
Great as usual. Who knew sperm were so adorable or henchmen-like.
By Dave S., January 12, 2009 @ 7:45 am
Hilarious! And a Puntabulous guest star! That’s awesome! The solution to the dilemma was hugely funny. Love it love it love it. This may well be the most creative one ever.
And obviously Avitable doesn’t get excited about anything. Of course, is there enough blood in his system to even *allow* him to?
By Dave S., January 12, 2009 @ 7:46 am
Funniest line: “Because Daddy spoils Mommy.”
And the antagonist was brilliant!!!
By Jonah, January 12, 2009 @ 8:25 am
Craig great job! nice twists and turns in there and once again I agree with Dave S (damnit!) that the funniest line was “Because Daddy spoils Mommy.” Maybe Avitable could have his own series, think of all the adventures you could draw if that schlong could come to life!
By Dave S., January 12, 2009 @ 8:29 am
Jonah: Of course, his donger coming to life is rather frightening…
By Dave S., January 12, 2009 @ 8:33 am
If Avitable’s not careful, he’ll poke someone’s eye out.
By Dave S., January 12, 2009 @ 8:37 am
And I totally forgot to say that the Miss Britt animation is awesome.
By Bernd, January 12, 2009 @ 8:37 am
Shush Dave S, his dick coming to life is very exciting.
Outstanding work, Craig. More ideas, twists and turns than the average desaster movie and a lot funnier and gayer and eye-candyer.
By Tam, January 12, 2009 @ 8:52 am
Bernd: Eye-candyer? Really? New word du jour?
By David, January 12, 2009 @ 8:57 am
“Funniest line: Because Daddy Spoils Mommy.”
Seriously? You guys never heard that one before? You are all sooo young. Or need to get out more.
Actually ASIDE from that age-old groaner, I loved this. Good fun.
By Dave S., January 12, 2009 @ 9:01 am
David: But it’s the context of it that makes it so damn funny.
By john, January 12, 2009 @ 9:10 am
Sorry David, daddy spoiling mommy was hysterical, regardless of its age. Dave S. is right, it is all about the context.
I also *loved* that the bad guy was a fetus in fetu! Craig, you sir are a genius of geek. The Tom Tom Club needs to write a song about you. Oh, and all you can eat buffet both made me laugh and gag a little.
I also want to thank you for not having Super Viagra have an effect on Avitable. If he turned, more of the city would have been destroyed.
By Jonah, January 12, 2009 @ 9:11 am
David: I actually had said the line in my head before I read Craig’s line, which made it even better. I am no young whipper snapper like the rest of you kids…
By Polt, January 12, 2009 @ 9:13 am
Sorry, but to me, “all you can eat buffet” is what had me laughing the most.
Great job, as always, craiggers!
HUGS…
By Brian, January 12, 2009 @ 9:16 am
Note to self: Do not read the latest Adventures of Super Viagra and Vagina Girl while brushing teeth.
HEEEEEElarious!
By Avitable, January 12, 2009 @ 10:01 am
This explains so many things . . .
By Mark, January 12, 2009 @ 10:06 am
The absolute best episode ever!!!
“sluuuurp!”; have done……”burp”; I can’t remember any of those burps.
How much did Avitable have to pay you to be the 3 legged guy? Or do you have a secret fantasy?
By Miss Britt, January 12, 2009 @ 10:13 am
Oh my God, I’ve been animated. LOL Thanks, Craig!
By Craig, January 12, 2009 @ 10:14 am
Thank you everyone! This one was a lot of fun to make!
I’m surprised people knew the “Because Daddy spoils Mommy” joke. I guess all elementary school playgrounds are the same!
I have to admit, my favorite bit is the “I’m full of them!” “Sperm!” “No, good ideas!” I crack myself up.
And to clear up any confusion about my lusting after Avitable, he drew himself for the Puntabulous Parade. (But I’m sure the proportions would have been the same had I drawn him myself.)
By Dave S., January 12, 2009 @ 10:17 am
Craig: How long did it take for you to put this thing together, including the concept and writing of it? It’s obviously a ton of work.
And I, for one, thank you for it!
By Enrico, January 12, 2009 @ 10:22 am
I am so jealous of Avitable right now! Great post.
I swear I will NEVER tire of Sue Simmons’ f-bomb references.
By Mark, January 12, 2009 @ 10:22 am
How could I have forgotten your guest post for Avitable? Soooo true. At least in my fantasies.
By Tam, January 12, 2009 @ 10:32 am
I need Heather to do some math for me. If Avitable is 6 feet and grows to 50, based on the proportions of his third leg at the height of 6 feet, how long would it be when he’s 50 feet? Just asking, from a purely mathematical standpoint.
By Craig, January 12, 2009 @ 10:34 am
Avitable: Have you been eating ice cream and pickles lately? You could be pregnant with Vagina Girl’s baby! I’m not sure if the Plan B pill would still be in your system though.
Miss Britt: No, thank YOU! It was so much fun to make!
Dave S: It took about 10 hours from start to finish, though the idea itself has been rolling around in my head since the Puntabulous Parade.
Welcome back Enrico! Don’t worry, someday you could be in a Super Viagra and Vagina Girl cartoon!
By Sarcastica, January 12, 2009 @ 10:35 am
This was HILARIOUS lmfao!
By Mark, January 12, 2009 @ 10:38 am
Tam: Good question. Since it appears to extend 3/4 of the way to the ankle, (it’s “hard” to tell because of the tub), what is the average distance from the groin to the ankle of a six foot tall man?
By Ashlie- Mommycosm, January 12, 2009 @ 10:41 am
OMG!
That? ROCKED!!!!!
By whall, January 12, 2009 @ 10:43 am
That was awesome. Good stuff. I’ve always admired Miss Britt’s bongos but this was something else.
By metalmom, January 12, 2009 @ 10:50 am
That was awesome. Avitable is really hung like that and Britt? When did you learn to play the bongos so well?
All you can eat buffet cracked me up!!
By Geeky Tai-Tai, January 12, 2009 @ 11:11 am
Gawd, this is hilarious! Great job, and yeah, I loved the “all you can eat buffet” line too!
By Mark, January 12, 2009 @ 11:24 am
Wow!, is there a whole new audience for Craig? I’m seeing cool new faces.
By chamblee54, January 12, 2009 @ 11:30 am
First Avitable fixed the google problem on my computer. Then he destroys a city and becomes pregnant. That is quite a busy day.
Craig, is your pecker still bigger than Avitable’s?
By Craig, January 12, 2009 @ 11:45 am
The new readers are courtesy of Avitable and Miss Britt I am sure. We love new readers though! Hopefully they will stick around.
The word “pecker” is semi-revolting, but yes, yes it is.
By Mark, January 12, 2009 @ 11:50 am
I am kinda turned on by dirty words for the “you know what”. Especially during the act. The only exception is “toothpick”.
By Howard, January 12, 2009 @ 11:50 am
I loved the Hanna-Barbera/Superfriends ending.
By Dave S., January 12, 2009 @ 11:55 am
Pecker. I haven’t heard that one since, like, high school back in the 80′s…
By Dave S., January 12, 2009 @ 11:56 am
It’s funny that back then “pecker” was such a bad word.
By Mark, January 12, 2009 @ 12:02 pm
I was taught to call it by it’s polite name…Henry. Seriously, my Dad taught me to refer to it as my Henry. Hey, it’s better than having a “Lilly”. No offense ladies.
By chamblee54, January 12, 2009 @ 12:05 pm
Is this a north-south thing? In Georgia, pecker is a great word. There is also peckerwood. Do the math.
By jere, January 12, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
There was a small part of my brain that was innocent and pure before today. I think you have finally killed off the last non-smutty brain cell. Bravo!
By Mark, January 12, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
chamblee54: In VA peckerwood is used to refer to an idiot. I would never refer to my peckerwood as ignorant…….Oh wait, I just remembered 1999,….Nevermind.
By Tam, January 12, 2009 @ 12:19 pm
Mark: I almost choked on my bagel with the toothpick comment. Warn me next time.
And pecker is not commonly used up in the far north (aka my neck of the woods) although I do have an uncle who will call you a peckerhead if your being stupid.
By Tam, January 12, 2009 @ 12:22 pm
Mark: Is it not your birthday today? Its someone’s birthday I think. (Well, obviously someone in the world, but I meant here in Puntabuworld.)
By Mark, January 12, 2009 @ 12:28 pm
Tam: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes it is.
By Craig, January 12, 2009 @ 12:31 pm
Happy Birthday Mark!
By Mark, January 12, 2009 @ 12:32 pm
Thanks Craig! Luv Ya!
By Enrico, January 12, 2009 @ 12:34 pm
Henry? That’s what my name means in English…..
Happy B-Day Mark!
By Mark, January 12, 2009 @ 12:37 pm
Enrico: When I go to Honduras next month I promise to refer to him as “Enrico”
By Tam, January 12, 2009 @ 12:46 pm
Mark: Love you too.
Have an amazing birthday!
By john, January 12, 2009 @ 12:48 pm
Mark: Happy Birthday!
Enrico: Welcome back safe and sound!
Never been a fan of pecker as a description. Usually used in my neck of the woods as someone who is annoying.
By David, January 12, 2009 @ 12:56 pm
I don’t understand what you all mean by “the context.” In what other context is that punchline used? It’s the elephant at the zoo, or the horse at the rodeo, etc. Always a little boy looking at a giant penis, the mom dodging the question and the dad providing the self-aggrandizing punchline.
Maybe I’m just a jaded old queen. ~sigh~
By Enrico, January 12, 2009 @ 12:56 pm
yeah, I’m not a fan of the word pecker either. Just cause the verb ‘to peck’ isn’t very pleasant.
In my school, I find people calling it a ‘dong’ which I hadn’t really heard before college too much.
By Milo, January 12, 2009 @ 12:57 pm
Loved it!
By Mark, January 12, 2009 @ 12:58 pm
Thanks for the Birthday wishes. I have to go to bed now; have to be in to work by midnight. Damn year end stats!!!!
Luv all
By Xi_Heather, January 12, 2009 @ 1:50 pm
Happy Birthday Mark! Going to work at midnight doesn’t sound like a fun way to celebrate, though.
Tam, the precise answer is “waaaaaaaayyyyyy big”.
(OK, I can’t help myself. Avitable’s manhood looks to be about 1/3 of his height — and yes I DID just hold a ruler up to my screen. At work. With my door open. And students in the next room. — so at 50 feet it would turn out to be 16 feet, 8 inches long. Ouch.)
By Tam, January 12, 2009 @ 1:57 pm
Heather: I knew you’d come through for me.
By Chris, January 12, 2009 @ 2:07 pm
Who knew that Avitable’s sperm was that tasty…
By M. Nicodemus, January 12, 2009 @ 2:29 pm
Mark: Happy Birthday!
Enrico: Welcome home, hope you had a great time
Craig: You have mad MS Paint skilz. Thanks for the laugh, people have gone crazy at work today and I needed the moment of levity, thanks!
By jomosexual, January 12, 2009 @ 3:42 pm
I love the way you placed the word abortion. haha. other than that, I was uncomfortable about 95% of the time I read that…..
….Shivers….
By Craig, January 12, 2009 @ 4:02 pm
For anyone wanting to take a walk down memory lane, here is the first appearance of Vagina Girl: CLICK HERE
Only 16 frames. Sigh. Life was much simpler back then. They each look way different now too. Kinda like when the Simpsons were on the Tracey Ullman Show.
By Tam, January 12, 2009 @ 4:21 pm
Craig: Wow, your creativity level just keeps going up and up. Nuva Ring. Ha!
By Hayden, January 12, 2009 @ 4:28 pm
Could I get a clarification on what is 50 feet? Everyone is assuming it is Avitable but maybe Craig meant that elephant trunk hanging between Avitable’s legs….
By TwoPi, January 12, 2009 @ 4:45 pm
“at 50 feet it would turn out to be 16 feet, 8 inches long”
Puts a whole new spin on the phrase “I wouldn’t touch that with a ten-foot pole”….
Eggs and Plan B? Who knew that VG was so well-prepared for all contingencies?
By john, January 12, 2009 @ 4:51 pm
Maybe she was a girl scout?
By jomosexual, January 12, 2009 @ 4:53 pm
I love the disclaimer at the bottom that says, this just goes to show I have no idea what a vagina looks like, nor what their powers are! hahaha.
By Steven, January 12, 2009 @ 6:19 pm
Brilliant! I didn’t quite think that the “Daddy spoils Mommy” line was best line in the comic, rather “I do too” referring to the Plan B pill. Actually the Plan B pill isn’t the abortion pill and i know this from the commercial about the pill. lol
By Chris, January 12, 2009 @ 8:14 pm
Mark: Happy birthday.
Enrico: Welcome back.
By Ray, January 12, 2009 @ 9:37 pm
Absorbed Twin nightmares on the horizon!! *shudders* Poor Sue and her nervous system…
Quite fabulous, Craig!
By Michelle M., January 12, 2009 @ 9:52 pm
Craig + MS paint = awesome
Daddy spoils mommy. Love, love, love it.
Cecilia lyrics (I’m down on my knees…)
VG’s ovulation shimmy!
Every time I see a “POW!” or “WHAM!” in the comics, I’m going to think, “ABORTION!”
Mark: Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to yoooouuu,
You look like a monkey (as far as I know),
And you dance like one too!
By Michelle M., January 12, 2009 @ 9:52 pm
And many moooooore…
By The Infamous Dr. Para, January 12, 2009 @ 10:58 pm
So good!
Btw, Dr. Para is ur next perfect arch nem imo.
By BOSSY, January 13, 2009 @ 8:06 pm
This was amazing… fabulous conclusion and all… but meanwhile, all Bossy can think about is the large framed print of Sperm she would like for her dining room.
Great art!
By Mark, January 14, 2009 @ 10:22 am
Michelle M.: My niece called me at 12:01 am on my Birthday and sang the exact same song to me. Thanks! Luv Ya!
By Ryan, January 26, 2009 @ 10:30 am
That was hilarious. I was hoping that SuperViagra would go to the brain and we’d get to see that 3rd leg hard. Is it weird to get a little turned on by cartoon porn?