by | January 22, 2009 · 5:17 am

EXCLUSIVE! Grey’s Anatomy Script!

Don’t ask how, but I managed to get my hands on some top secret draft script pages of tonight’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy and I figured I’d share them with you guys. Click to enlarge!

Sounds like a great episode! I cant wait!

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26 Responses to EXCLUSIVE! Grey’s Anatomy Script!

  1. Xi_Heather
    January 22, 2009 at 6:44 am

    I like how Meredith’s lines were formed by carefully re-crafting everything she’s ever said. [I liked her fine in Season 1, but then it started to get old.]

  2. Hayden
    January 22, 2009 at 7:27 am

    What kind of secret life are you living?

  3. Tam
    January 22, 2009 at 8:38 am

    Hmmm, this would probably be waaaaay funnier if I were not one of the 12 people on the North American continent who have never seen the show.

  4. Enrico
    January 22, 2009 at 8:56 am

    lol. That was amazing.
    Grey’s is one of the biggest disappointments in my life.
    Season 2 might just be my favorite season of any show that was ever created, and then it was downhill and I was crying.

  5. Bernd
    January 22, 2009 at 9:01 am

    Didn’t you guys hear? Next season Grey’s Anatomy will become “Making Grey’s
    Anatomy”, directors will perform in front of the camera, script-writers will be forced to perform their dialogue themselves, make-up artists will look better than the stars. Only producer Shonda Whatever asked to have a blow-up doll stand in for her talks with the stars. She says this is what she did for years and no actor ever noticed.

    Craig, your dialogue sounds way more interesting than the actual show, but I’m another of the 12 people on the continent who’s never seen it. But can’t we make it a GLBT burial ground? I want McDreamy to make out with all other guys on the show.

  6. john
    January 22, 2009 at 10:50 am

    And I’ll be the third. I’ve never seen an episode. So, Bernd, Tam, do we get to carry cards or anything? Is the 12th of us a huge mystery that will be revealed in a later post?

  7. Craig
    January 22, 2009 at 10:59 am

    Bah! All you non-Gray’s watchers! My genius must be recognized! Thanks Heather and Enrico!

  8. Bernd
    January 22, 2009 at 11:20 am

    Craig, I humbly worship on bent knees with bated breath every day at my altar to your brilliance, praising your name, thirsting for more pearls of your infinite wisdom, trying to apply your sage advice to my meaningless existence. I will have no blog beside yours.

  9. The Infamous Dr. Para
    January 22, 2009 at 11:40 am

    Fucking hilarious, and (sighs faggily) = instant classic.

    Ironically, as bad as it gets, I still watch every week. However, as much as it thrills me that they moved Life on Mars to after Lost /heaven, I wish they would find something good to come after Grey’s and not that god awful Private Practice.

  10. Mark
    January 22, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    I’ve never seen it either, but you’re like a genius and stuff.

  11. joemosexual
    January 22, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    but….but….it’s the only show I watch.

    :::tiny tear slowly crawls down joe’s cheek::::

  12. Kári
    January 22, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    I was just about to lose all patience with that previously awesome show, but if that’s what’s coming up, then I might just watch.

  13. Mark
    January 22, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Oh, and I almost forgot: “You’re totally cool Dude, we should party sometime.”

    I don’t know what that means, but drunk straight guys tell me that all the time.

  14. David from Brazil
    January 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Call me old-fashioned, but straight dudes are those that want to “party” with women. Only. There are different names for the rest :)

  15. john
    January 22, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Bernd: Be careful, if you are on your knees, those pearls of wisdom might be arranged in a necklace….

    Oh god I can’t believe I just typed that.

  16. Craig
    January 22, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    LOL @ John. You beat me to it! I couldn’t figure out a way to phrase it correctly, but you nailed it!

    (tee hee “nailed it”)

  17. Tam
    January 22, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    John: You wrote it, I just thought it which makes me far less pervy I think.

  18. Rob
    January 22, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Absolutely brilliant script. Way better than recent “Grey’s” episodes.

  19. john
    January 22, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    You know, I worry sometimes about making comments like that, mostly because I don’t want to offend anyone (I wasn’t sure how Bernd was going to react).

    I guess I shouldn’t have been so concerned.

    Tam: Less pervy, perhaps, but I think you could hold your own. Or maybe one of ours if we were polite about it….

  20. bernd
    January 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    I would never waste them like that

  21. Tam
    January 22, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    John: Oh you are on today. LOL I think it takes more than that to offend Bernd as his comments show.

  22. Michelle M.
    January 22, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    Well, I’m the fourth. But if the show was like the above script I would tune in.

  23. Chris
    January 22, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    I guess that makes me the fifth. Now we need to find the seven others. ;)

    Cute idea Craig, it just went over my head.

  24. Dave S.
    January 23, 2009 at 6:30 am

    Okay, I’ll admit to having never watched the show either. Not even in passing. :-/ So I guess that makes me the sixth. :-)

    And I left my phone at home. :-( No texting, no email, no non-work-related internet. How the hell am I supposed to survive the day?!?

  25. Kimi
    January 23, 2009 at 10:36 am

    I’ve seen a few minutes here and there less than a handful of times, but don’t watch the show. Does that count for a seventh?

  26. RcktMan
    January 28, 2009 at 3:47 am

    OK… seriously? Seriously. Seriously! You are amazing.

    We need to get you writing that show. Pronto.