It’s that magical day! I’m not going to be all cliché and start talking about how awful this holiday is for single people, blah blah blah. My parents left a little while ago, so I have the house to myself, and no, I’m not writing this post in the nude! If anyone needs me, I’m gonna run to Best Buy and get a set of those surround sound speaker stands so I can set up the rear speakers, and then I’ll spend the rest of the day zoning out in front of the television trying to forget this dreadful holiday. Damn it! I forgot I wasn’t going to be cliché. Oh well.
Turns out the my Mom wasn’t the only one to give me a Valentine’s Day present after all! I got this in the mail yesterday from the fabulous Michelle M:

She had previously sent me The Last Unicorn after I wrote The Winged Equine Lord, and now this awesome unicorn box of chocolate, the same week I wrote my latest unicorn story. Isn’t she fantastic? Anyway, I hope you all have a great Valentine’s Day! If any of you need to get into the loving spirit, there is always THIS.

Charlies doesn’t believe. SHUN!
Happy TV Zone Day! I’ll be doing pretty much the same. But if you decide to play naked Wii after dark, be sure to close the blinds. Otherwise you might meet a few neighbors you would rather not meet.
I LOVE Michelle M.! She rocks and is so thoughtful!
At least I get to work today so I don’t have to sit and home and stew about…today.
HUGS>..
Michelle M. is one of the greatest people ever.
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!
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Happy Singles Awareness Day, everyone!
Happy Valentine’s Day! My day has involved a failed trip to the cinema (Slumdog was sold out – go figure – it’s not even new!), a trip to the supermarket (where I bought a HUGE amount of booze including 4 bottles of wine, 1 bottle of gin, 20 small cans of tonic, 4 cans of draught Guinness and 4 cans of original Guinness – all under Sheridan’s disapproving gaze – he’d stocked up on fruit, veg and juice).
Valentine’s day will soon be over – let’s drink to that!
Milo: Well done! Tonight is definitely a gin night!
Happy Valentine’s Day! Sending a great big hug your way!
May this be the best VD you’ve ever had…..
You didn’t kill cupid this year.
Booooo. Tonight is an iced tea night! Or a lemonade night! Ahh. That’s better.
Did You Know: My band is called “José Jaime and the Best Valentine’s Day Ever” (or for the gringos, “Hoe zay, hi may”)? Maybe that’s one of the reasons I love v-day.
Happy Valentine’s Day! What a great gift, Michelle M.
Happy ice cream and masturbation day!
I’m heading over to Milo’s…
I’m going to a presentation of the Vagina Monologues with two friends of mine cause one of their girlfriend’s is in it. I can’t describe to you the level of weirdness that is encasulated in the fact a single gay man is going to see ANYTHING with Vagina in the title on Valentines’s day….
HUGS…
And I’ll be attending said vagina production with only other men!!!!
HUGS…
Polt: One of my best friends at school was in The Vagina Monologues last year and I saw it then. It was pretty good.
She’s in it again this year, so I’m going back, next Friday…. Let me know how you like it!
Michelle M. is the best! The extent of my Valentine’s Day celebrations was a card to the Mrs. Beyond that, it is pretty low key.
Happy V-Day sweetie. Oh, and some of us married folks hate the holiday too. Just: bleck.
I gave my sweetie his valentine already last Sunday when I stimulated the economy and bought him some colorful polo- and t-shirts. He gave me mine yesterday, when he told me he had completed my taxes already. Doing my taxes for me is the greatest present he could give me.
Happy Valentine’s day everybody.
Enjoy the chocolates Craig, Michelle M is a great friend to have.
I’m looking forward to cheap heart-shaped boxes of pralines on Monday…
bernd – Yeah, you don’t want me as an enemy : ).
Enrico: I enjoyed the show. My friend was the Angry Vagina, and I got to scream “cunt” when one of the actresses pointed to me. And there were a surprising number of cute college boys there as well.
HUGS…
Well, I’m a day late, V-days been over here for awhile. I spent it in a variety of airports and left my glasses on a plane. What a great holiday. Sigh. Oh I did get a foil wrapped chocolate heart at the KLM desk. Guess someone loves me after all.
Michelle is the best and enjoy your alone-time Craig.
Craig and Michelle sittin’ in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…
My day sucked.
Hey, I don’t know if you’ve seen this or not, it can’t be a coincidence, a fan of yours must have made it!
http://www.zazzle.com/argyle_dork_tshirt-235961811581765044
LOL, that’s really funny Grogipher! Thanks for sharing!
Consider it a very late Valentine’s Present hehe
Happy Valentines Day! I actually have the house to myself this weekend as well. It’s 6:30pm and I still only have my robe on, however i didn’t even tie the belt, so I might as well not be wearing it at all.
Hope everything is going great!
Oh Andy, you know all the right things to say!