It all started when I found the definition of bedgasm on Urban Dictionary: “A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.”
I realized you could add “gasm” onto a lot of other words and it automatically becomes a million times better. Here are some of the ones I came up with, and their pretend definitions:
Typegasm: The glorious exhale made after a successful typing spree with no mistakes (or at least none that Microsoft Word didn’t already correct for you).
Poogasm: Getting to the bowl in time.
Nosegasm: A successful nose blow which allows you to breathe again, and you look into the tissue with pure awe.
Babygasm: The squeals made upon seeing an adorable baby.
Phonegasm: Seeing the name of the person you’ve been dying to hear from come up on your cell phone. alt: Textgasm.
Mirrorgasm: Taking a look in the mirror and being exceptionally happy with what you see that day.
Bookgasm: Finishing a really awesome book.
iPodgasm: When your iPod is on shuffle and you don’t feel like digging it out of your bag, and the song you were just wishing would come on comes on.
Staregasm: When you can’t stop staring at that hottie on the subway.
Viewgasm: Looking out the window to a really awesome view.
Not to be confused with:
TheViewgasm: The sigh of relief taken after shutting off those squawking chickens.
Have any you’d care to add? Have you sent me your submission for the create a super villain for Super Viagra and Vagina Girl contest yet?
I totally forgot eargasm – when you hit the sweet spot in your ear with the q-tip while cleaning your ears.
I’m sure Mark, aka the Borg Queen, could tell us all about borgasms. Would the whole collective just stop, let out a little sign of delight and then continue on?
On a related Borg note, this is the second discussion I have been involved in concerning the Borg on two vastly unrelated sites. They appear to be invading my consciousness on all levels.
John: Better and eargasm than an earworm. (Star Trek type or musical type)
Speaking of earworm, I have one now! Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face,” which I don’t even like! >: |
Tam: Don’t I know it! I get earworms (the musical variety) all the time. I wake up in the middle of the night with songs or sometimes words or phrases in my head and it makes me crazy. Bullets wouldn’t even take some of them out.
Enrico: I hear quite a bit of this Lady Gaga, but have yet to hear a song by her. I guess I should consider myself lucky?
It’s 1978 in my office today, I’ve got the disco rocking on my iTunes. One could say I am having a boogiegasm.
foodgasm – that moment you eat the most delicious food ever. Sometimes this food isn’t as delicious as you actually think because you have starved yourself for far too long.
No gasms to add….but this reminds me of that little game of adding “ASS” in front of SUV names: Ass Explorer, Ass Pilot, Ass Tracker, Ass Excursion, Ass Commander, etc.
All these gasms are great. Might I ask for an encoregasm?
john – earworms are the worst (I usually have one going at all times). And I love the qtip eargasm thing.
I have sneezegasms. A good sneeze is very satisfying. I really hate when one is building, building, building, and then… nothing.
Tam: resistance is futile.
HUGS…
Getting just the right combination of marshmallows, chocolate and graham cracker: S’morgasm.
Ooo, Michelle M. I love the sneezegasm! I’m one of those people who sneezes really loudly sometimes (giant sinuses I guess). Sometimes they hurt, but after that, ooooo, sneezegasm.
Nosegasm = Epic
I have owned two businesses where my slogans were:
Business #1 (a catering company) … “Mouthgasm” and still use it in my articles and books
Business #2 (a travel business/home based business)… “Money-Gasm”
Peace 2 U