Thank the Lords of Kobol for commenter rjhall, since he pointed me in the direction of this delightful Battlestar Galactica/Muppets mash-up:
I love it! I’ve watched it about twenty times already. If only it were a little longer. Or a weekly television program!

That’s awesome. They could totally do at least a full-length movie exploring this concept.
This reminds me of a game we used to play when I was in my college theater program. For every show, we’d spend hours debating which muppet would play each character if the muppets were performing the show instead of us.
And if Puntabulous commenters were played by muppets, I think Polt would be played by Animal.
LOL! I love Ms. Piggy’s face!
jere: Agreed. And Dave S would be Ms. Piggy cause of the long blonde hair I guess.
Jere = Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Enrico = Beaker
john = Kermit
Enrico as Beaker! Ha ha ha ha ha!
So can Tam and I be Statler and Waldorf?
LOL! I love that idea!
Wait, Michelle, are you in California now? How did the move go?
Yes, the eagle has landed (maybe I’m Sam the Eagle…)! We missed a lot of television on the road. Tragic! And of course I went through Puntabulous withdrawal. I think my addiction to Puntabulous falls somewhere between chocolate and crack. But I’m much better now…
Yay! Glad you made it there in one piece! We missed you! Be sure to send me your address so I can send you your Master Bader prize!
I ran across this earlier tonight and was going to send it to you, but it was so painfully short and I didn’t want to tease you. They definitely need to make a long version!!!
What I don’t look or act like Beaker!! But I must admit I don’t know much about the Muppets. Does Beaker work under Dr. Bunsen Honeydew/Jere? Then being Beaker is fine with me
And yes, Tam and Michelle have to be Statler and Waldorf. Only like this.
Enrico : D! I have a pic to send you (when I get it out of storage). Meep.
So, who is Craig then? And who gets to be Gonzo?
Enrico: Don’t even try and get out of it. You are SO Beaker.
I might be Scooter or something.
Okay, suddenly the flair Michelle sent me on Facebook makes total sense. LOL I’d be happy to sit up in the balcony with Michelle and be snarky. Its kind of one of my specialties anyway.
That clip was funny, longer would definitely be better.
Love this.
Dave S is totally Scooter.
And Craig, of course, is Fozzie Bear.
That was awesome! I wouldn’t have picked Kermit for myself, but I’m ok with that. If Gonzo had a thing for bunnies instead of chickens, I would have been him.
Enrico: You are *totally* Beaker!
Michelle M. & Tam as pimped out versions of Statler and Waldorf is good too.
Craig: Check your email.
john: Thanks. I got it on my iphone but will have to wait until I get home to download and play it.
Is there a married muppet couple for TwoPi and Xi_Heather? Anyone from the band perhaps?
Craig: Glad it worked.
I can’t think of any married couples, but the band leader is a guy and the guitar player is a woman, perhaps that works? Kermit and Piggy were the “romantic” couple on the show that I can remember.
Who gets to be the Swedish Chef? Or the rat Rizzo? I loved Rizzo.
I’m not sure Enrico should be under Jere. It might be too much for him.
(I have such a dirty mind.)
Meh-neh, meh-neh?
Enrickyricardo IS Beaker!!! I LOVE it.
(I only wish I could hear Beaker sing “Womanizer.”
Since Craiggers is kinda the ringmaster here, wouldn’t he be Kermit? Course, that means he’d get to be romantic with Dave S./Miss Piggy, which is making me totally jealous, so yeah, maybe not.
Animal for me? I was kinda hoping for Fozzy Bear. I mean, I AM bear-ish, and I’m fulla back jokes and puns! Wokka-wokka-wokka!!!
HUGS…
Okay, see when I typed “back jokes” I obviously meant “bad jokes”. Fozzy was a horrible typist as well, right? Right? Anybody? Wokka-wokka…..
HUGS…
I guess it does make more sense for me to be Kermit. And I love the idea of Polt as Fozzy.
Yeah, I thought Craig as Kermit too, keeping us all in line and Polt as Fozzy is perfect. Animal needs to be someone totally out of control. Hmmmmm.
I’m all for Craig as Kermit, I didn’t think that was me. I’m more of a Scooter. I like Polt as Fozzy! Maybe old Mark as Animal, new and pure Mark, not so much.
ANIMAL! ANIMAL! ANIMAL!
::::BANGS DRUMS::::
John: Excellent. Mark as animal. Old Mark will be back I’m sure. Scooter is good. You’d make a good Scooter.
Why does everyone else get to switch?? Beaker has no command of language! That is completely antithetical to my status as an English major!!
But otherwise, I think everyone else is a good match. Polt does fit Fozzy better. And Tam, I’d manage. lol.
Enrico: It’s Beaker or Pepe the King Prawn.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Pepe_the_King_Prawn
Take your pick.
Enrico: Just because people can’t understand Beaker doesn’t mean he doesn’t have anything deep to say.
Thank god Joe came through to claim Animal. Well done.
I think Enrico as Pepe is inspired.
And Wayne and Wanda, the singing couple, can be TwoPi and Xi_Heather.
Also, as an afterthought, I realized Craig was more Kermit than Fozzie. I was just trying to think who was a tall character, and Sam the Eagle seemed all wrong.
I’d be happy as Marvin Suggs and his muppaphones.
ACK! Being from Spain would be cool, but I hate shrimp!
So I’ll stick to being Jere’s assistant I guess.
Aww, Wayne and Wanda for TwoPi and Xi_Heather! That’s cute.
And I feel like Polt should be this instead.
“What is red, long, fuzzy, and has one eye?” LOL
Do you want to be Rizzo, David? No one claimed him yet. You’d be my favorite then.
Wanda huh? I can live with that since all the cool Muppets are taken (unless I could be the Count from Sesame Street. Or Grover — they’re the muppets I have postcards of on my office door).
I love the muppets. Last month I made my Calculus students watch “Pigs in Space” in class. It seemed important and relevant at the time.
This makes me wonder how awesome The Muppets could be in other shows.
The Sopranos and The Wire make for the most comical situations in my mind.
I’ve never heard of Wanda and Wayne, but upon further investigation they are totally cute and need to be Xi_Heather and TwoPi!
Bradford: I can’t comment on your blog while at work, but your latest post is genius! Everyone needs to head over there and read it!
After reading Bradford‘s post, I’ve got a hankering for Pistachio Butter. Mmmmm.
Maybe I’ll wait a month or two until the supply lines get cleared of contaminants, though.
I appreciate that Craig. Everyone head on in! The water’s nice and cool!
haha props to enrico for finding the Muppet Wiki. I’ve found what i’ll be doing for the rest of the day.
I love that they say this about animal:
Frank Oz says that he had his character down to five words: Sex, sleep, food, drums and pain.
sounds about right.
Done and done. Great post Brad.
Wow. Cool topic and funny video!
Right now I’ve been Cookie Monster for Patrick (as you know from our debate
Growing up I identified mostly with Grover.
I think we all probably feel like an outsider or whatever, so we are all Gonzo. How’s that for deep?
LOL. So true. No wonder some of my best friends are poultry.
TwoPi: Doo doo de doo doo.
Yes, I like Craig as Kermie, Polt as Fozzy. And I’m thinking Joe wants to be Animal?
I’m seeing GoKitty as Miss Piggy…Hi-ya!
I strike again!