Well hello everyone! To top off my stellar week of blogging, which included a day off and a Dilbert strip, my final act of entertainment will be taking place over at Polt’s Palace. That’s right, I’m guesting over at Polt’s today while he’s going to Toronto. But I worked really hard on my guest post so you need to head over there immediately to read it!
Polt claims that he’s a top, but I gather evidence that proves that he’s really a major bottom (not that there’s anything wrong with that) in hiding! Why is it that I’m always so much more perverted on other people’s blogs? Oh well. Head over there to read it right now!
That is some hard core (tee hee) research you’ve done to back up your theory.
For the record, I’m not fully sure what a hair thing is either, but I’m not losing sleep over it.
The bicycle seat reason is the funniest and what clinched it for me. I am hoping for a response from Polt as soon as he kicks last night’s stud out of his hotel room…
Your ability to analyze the data and put forth a compelling hypothesis is commendable. The color theory is sound. Perhaps a formal study will be published in Harvard Science Review within the next few months? I’ll be eagerly anticipating it.
Now get to church.
Hayden: Totall LOL to your last sentence.
But did he bottom…? 
Hayden, Dave S.: “He” is in fact still in the USA and won’t reach Toronto proper until today, so last night was spent with his female companion…in seperate beds.
However, ‘he’ hopes to rectify that situation several times over by the end of the trip.
Have a great day all, don’t know if I’ll check back in later tonight or not.
HUGS…
It was very well done Craig, also very funny and perhaps accurate.
Polt: See you tomorrow.
It is widely known that the phrase bottoms up when Polt is out drinking often leads to Polt’s bottom up back at home.
Polt’s bottoming is so infamous in Pennsylvania that the gay population there has coined the phrase “Wanna Polt?” when inquiring whether the other party would like to engage in the ass-in-the-air activity. This phrase is so popular that anyone that sees Polt in his hometown shout:
Yo, bottom motto boy!
Everyone is very funny today!
What perversion! I thought your family reads your blog Craig? lol.
And yeah, you’re totally right. You should have mentioned his bat episode. You know, when there was a bat in the room so he cowered in a corner while his lover at the time (obviously the top) got the bat out of the room. That was so bottomy of him.
Personnaly, it doesn’t matter if Polt is a top or bottom because I am celibate! (not by choice)
And I’ll see you tomorrow too Polt. You just won’t know who I am!
Hey, this is about the guest post before this, so it is ever so slightly off topic.
In your post about equipment specs at Avitable, you published a picture of you and your dancing buddy Satan. Well, it seems like Mr. Zebub has been busy lately. The latest superstar of youtube, Jesusophile, has all the information you need, and a bit more than you want. As for Polt…you gotta get started somehow.
That’s quite an ASSeveration, Craig. It’s hard to find any CRACKs in your logic. I guess we’ll have to hear from Polt for the BOTTOM line. I’m a little BUMmed that your post wasn’t longer (but I’m not gRUMPy). CAN’t wait for your next post.
The END.
What the frack?
Michelle M.: I bow down, that was awesome!!!
Michelle M., you are indeed a genius! And just wait until Monday, everyone, to see exactly how MUCH of a genius she is!
HUGS…