Mark I was in upstate NY (well, Western NY actually, but that’s upstate also) and I can assure you they DO have Internet access there. Must be some other reason?
What if he met up with some Super Hot guy who told him they could only be together if he dropped all of his puntabulous friends, We’d be lost, unless Amanda took over. That would be our only hope.
If I met up with a Super Hot Guy (again) and could only be with him if I dropped my Puntabulous friends, I’d lie and say I would just so I could have him. But I could never give you guys up, not even for a Super Hot Guy!
Now a Really Super Hot Asian Guy With A Hairthing…..well that’s another story.
Oooo, Michelle M. that photo reminds me of the centaur in the shower thingee Craiggers went ga-ga over before! Maybe he’ll go ga-ga-go-go over this one?
There MAY be….Craiggers, that whole sentence of yours there just SCREAMS for more details. Screams like the stupid blond cheerleader in ANY slasher flick.
You know you’re going to have to introduce him sooner or later Craig. We’re like the parents you wish you never had. Telling embarrassing stories and asking what his intentions are. Guess I should have gone on your date as a chaperone huh?
fucken, fuckin’, fucking – who gives a shit? Fucken is an aussie slang version and is fucken funnier than spelling it right. and that’s from a writer living in Australia…
“Swine Flu”, …I wonder how muslims feel about catching it ? They probably thinking “Behead all the unclean porkers !” hissing & snarling & waving placardsin their usual “state of perpetual outrage”. Sincerely, Grand Kaffur of Infidelistan.
Wait a minute ! I think I’ve got ‘Swine Flu’, I’ve broken out in a rasher. This joke was politically incorrect recently, in a school in Gloucester, England. These days in England, one daren’t fart, cough, SNEEZE ! ‘offend muslims, offend Polish persons, Ukrainians, or complain of Somali’s let in under asylum laws who then rape your daughters.
The big bad wolf says “I will huff and I will puff and I will blow your house
down!” and the little pig replies “yeah well if you do that I will sneeze on you!”
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD I thought the winnie the poo joke was immense btw!
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Ray: What was in that tuna? But I totally agree abot the Halle/Storm thing.
Tam: I was invited to a May Day pole celebration thing from my professor who taught ‘The Witch in Literature.’ I wanted to go but forgot….
Oh, that explains it. Upstate doesn’t have modern things like the internets. (sarcasm intended)
Don’t you hate it when people totally ignore your post topic, and then get pissy when you don’t post for two days?
LUV YA!
Mark I was in upstate NY (well, Western NY actually, but that’s upstate also) and I can assure you they DO have Internet access there. Must be some other reason?
Maybe some dingos took Craiggers’ laptop?
HUGS…
Maybe he doesn’t love us anymore…..I’m scared!
What if he met up with some Super Hot guy who told him they could only be together if he dropped all of his puntabulous friends, We’d be lost, unless Amanda took over. That would be our only hope.
Look’s like Craig made the right choice in not buying a house yet:
http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/archives/2009/05/time-to-buy-houses-in-miami.php
Mark: Damn that Super Hot Guy. He ruins everything.
Your a dork!
Ray – mmmm… mashed potatoes. Mmmmashed potatoes. And that wig is terribly distracting.
Here’s a little something to tide everyone over until Craig returns:
http://www.mmckee.net/pictures/davehorse.jpg
(Thanks, Dave S.)
haha I love stuff like this =P
If I met up with a Super Hot Guy (again) and could only be with him if I dropped my Puntabulous friends, I’d lie and say I would just so I could have him. But I could never give you guys up, not even for a Super Hot Guy!
Now a Really Super Hot Asian Guy With A Hairthing…..well that’s another story.
HUGS…
Oooo, Michelle M. that photo reminds me of the centaur in the shower thingee Craiggers went ga-ga over before! Maybe he’ll go ga-ga-go-go over this one?
HUGS….
Oh, and yeah, thanks from me too, Dave S. !
HUGS…
“With a hairthing”! LOL!
Great pic Michelle. Love it.
Give up Puntabufriends? Can’t be done.
There may be a super hot guy in my life, but he understands you guys are my first love
There MAY be….Craiggers, that whole sentence of yours there just SCREAMS for more details. Screams like the stupid blond cheerleader in ANY slasher flick.
HUGS…
***breaking news:
Pit Street in Glasgow, Scotland has been sealed off due to swine flu, local people worry about officers in the police station
You know you’re going to have to introduce him sooner or later Craig. We’re like the parents you wish you never had. Telling embarrassing stories and asking what his intentions are. Guess I should have gone on your date as a chaperone huh?
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Hot indeed
OMG that is hilarious. Swine flu is funny.
Friend of mine forwarded me this post which is funny too:
http://minivanmonologues.blogspot.com/2009/04/oink-if-you-have-swine-flu.html
gosh i found this rather funny, didnt we becs.
It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly.” Indeed, 100 days into Obama’s presidency…. SWINE FLEW
indeed we did maddie,
haha, you do make me rofl.
This pic is the same one that is on swine foo. They also have a couple other funny swine flu jokes and pics. Worth a look
wtf you have no life this shit serious it aint funni
Haaa, lol, my joke- i rang up the swine flu helpline earlier, but all i got was a load of crackling
lol
that was so lol funny lol i loved it like i was gay omg like for real
It’s not fucken – It is Fucking xxx
fucken, fuckin’, fucking – who gives a shit? Fucken is an aussie slang version and is fucken funnier than spelling it right. and that’s from a writer living in Australia…
Q : What’s the difference between the World Health Organization and a US navel pilot on covert operations in 1961?
A: One’s mission is to keep pig flu at bay….and the other flew missions to the Bay Of Pigs!!!!
I went to the doctors the other day.
I said: I feel a bit itchy on my arm here Doc.
He said: Okay, I’ll give you some OINKment.
xD I’m hilarious!
“Swine Flu”, …I wonder how muslims feel about catching it ? They probably thinking “Behead all the unclean porkers !” hissing & snarling & waving placardsin their usual “state of perpetual outrage”. Sincerely, Grand Kaffur of Infidelistan.
Phoned up the Health Services for advice on swine flu..but, on the phone all I could hear was this crackling.
Wait a minute ! I think I’ve got ‘Swine Flu’, I’ve broken out in a rasher. This joke was politically incorrect recently, in a school in Gloucester, England. These days in England, one daren’t fart, cough, SNEEZE ! ‘offend muslims, offend Polish persons, Ukrainians, or complain of Somali’s let in under asylum laws who then rape your daughters.
How did the pig get off the roof? The swine Flu!!!!
I just heard famous muppet Kermit the frog died of swine flu. Last words were “That frikkin pig told me she was clean!!!”
the britich do pronounce fuckin the same way as you so shut up ryan
lol
I’m from Gloucester and about as un pc as you can get any idea what sad school that was.
The big bad wolf says “I will huff and I will puff and I will blow your house
down!” and the little pig replies “yeah well if you do that I will sneeze on you!”
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD I thought the winnie the poo joke was immense btw!
Check out this actual swine flu dessert. gross: http://apocalypsecakes.wordpress.com/2009/06/14/leviticus-i-told-you-so-aporkalypse-pie/
How do girls wear there hair if diagnosed with swine flu in pig tails.Where do you deposit the money for a cure for swine Flu in a piggy bank.Whats the quickest way to get to the doctor via a butcher if you are suspected of having swine flu on a pigs trotter.Who was the best girl friend for kermit the frog when he was diagnosed with swine flu miss piggy
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