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April 30th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Again, just got this on an email. Source unknown.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
That’s funny. Not as great as MY swine flu post today, though.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
BWAAA! Don’t bears eat pigs?
Well, in this site’s comment section, I suppose the reverse is true as well.
Avitable: That is some funny shit right there (on your blog).
April 30th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
::pulls out iphone to read Avitable at work::
April 30th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Wait, I have to think of witty comments for two posts at the same time?
April 30th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Do you pronounce fucken differently than fuckin’?
April 30th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
That was awesome Avitable!
Ryan: Yeah, that bothered me too. Oh well.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Maybe it’s the British spelling. They don’t spell it out on Shameless.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Didn’t mean to hijack your comments. Sorry about that!
April 30th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
FUN-NY! Ahhh, swine flu humor day, gotta love it.
April 30th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Pooh, you evil bastard.
April 30th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Dave S.: Christopher Robin will never see it coming.
April 30th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Oh, hey! I can already picture the new Pooh horror/porn flick: “Night of the Fucking Dead”
April 30th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Dave S.: I am using every once of my will to not picture that.
April 30th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Come on Ryan, live a little. I’ll confess I haven’t read all of this yet but its all full of delicious gay zombie love.
http://www.allyblue.com/LoveYouToPieces.html
Okay, I read parts of it. No one writes zombie-fisting like Ally. (That was a warning for the squeemish.)
April 30th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
So many unnecrophiliacs around here.
April 30th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised considering the number of guides on getting freaky with the unusual we have around here.
April 30th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Hey, if I can’t catch a live one then I guess and undead one will do in a pinch.
April 30th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Wouldn’t an army of animate blow up dolls be more hygenic?
April 30th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I’m still waiting for that robo-bulter Craig was on about.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Tam: Learn it, love it! His name is Serge!
http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Serge
April 30th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Serge is such a cute little phallic robot.
Or is he a cybernetic shmoo?
April 30th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Bah. He doesn’t even have opposable thumbs. Unless he’s got some gadgets that are going to come out of a magical panel, I don’t need a robot to open the door and turn on the dishwasher. Useless. I’ll keep searching.
Oh and I read Ally’s story, its funny and sweet and a bit gross. Just like zombie love should be.
I love her.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Tam: Why do you deny your dishwasher robo-strippers? Dishwashers have needs, too.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Soo funny!!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
an ex of mine called me pooh bear. I called him piglet.
Has nothing really to do with the swine flu joke part of the post, just throwing it out there.
It’s good to be home.
HUGS>..
April 30th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
polt: I think after zombie-fisting and robo-strippers pop up, staying on topic is no longer a priority.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Wow – just tuned in. Pig hickies, zombie fisting, robo-strippers. Must be Thursday.
April 30th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Lord lord lord lord lorrrrrrrrrrrrrd.
April 30th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Hmm…I still can’t quite see how Winnie the Pooh segued into zombie sex acts and metallic strippers.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
FDot: I blame Dave S.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
He does make a good scapegoat.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
wouldn’t that be a scape-horse?
HUGS…
April 30th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Little known fact about Dave S.: The “S” stands for scapegoat. (Yes, a rather odd family name, which is why he uses the initial in public intercourse.)
April 30th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
I’m with Bossy.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Swinelet flu!
May 1st, 2009 at 7:10 am
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May 1st, 2009 at 11:33 am
Helloooo…elooo…eloo…elo!
May 1st, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Seems the cool kids are having a party somewhere and forgot to invite us. Bastards. Snobs
May 1st, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I wasn’t invited either. Sigh. Happy May Day. Anyone want to dance around a poll with me?
May 1st, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Tam: At first I read that as “dance around a Polt”, which also works.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Nah, my folk-dancing days are over, Tam but Happy May Day to you to.
TwoPi, then it would have been ‘the Polt’, because there is only one. They threw away the form after he was finished.
May 1st, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Why bernd, thank you so much for the compliment. At least I’m taking it as a compliment.
And normally I would participate, but this past week, I’ve ‘danced’ around many a pole, and had many people ‘dancing’ around me and I’m just a bit tired and need time to recover. not as young a Polt as I used to be.
HUGS…
May 1st, 2009 at 2:56 pm
We actually don’t celebrate May Day or whatever its called in Canada. However my e-mail has been really light today since everyone is off in Europe.
I’m just celebrating Friday. That’s a good reason to dance around a pole.
May 1st, 2009 at 4:12 pm
What? No new post? I don’t know if I like Craig having a social life…
Xi_Heather and TwoPi: saw this and thought of you guys:
http://failblog.org/2009/05/01/street-name-fail-4/
May 1st, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I wanna live there and order pizza twice a week. LOL
May 1st, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Why Craig! Language! I do believe you just posted an F bomb! I’m shocked! But it’s funny…
May 1st, 2009 at 7:01 pm
LOL Michelle M! I love Failblog.
Tam, I tried replying earlier about how I’d be happy to dance around a pole with you — this was said in the spirit that I used to Morris Dance and for years got up pre-dawn in Madison on May Day to dance the very moment the sun appeared above the horizon — but somehow it kept sounding like a euphemism unless I spent an entire paragraph explaining what I meant (and that would sound silly to explain, wouldn’t it?)
May 2nd, 2009 at 12:00 am
DUMB!
not funny
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:01 am
Instead of that damn piglet and his shit, can we just put Eeoyore (spelling) out of his misery instead? I have a particular Eeoyore (spelling) that I’d like to let freeze to death in the frosty territory of Hoth and with enough death prayers I’m sure…ugh…I’ve lost my train of thought…I got distracted by thinking of that acoustic version of Single Ladies which I am now in love with…and once again I ate the deadly 7-Eleven tuna…what do you call it?…bio-hazzardess (spelling) material and may not live to see my toenails grow another inch…and I remember that picture of Dave S on his new site with his chest making me a little weak in the knees (it only took me 3 times to spell “knees” right) and I can’t wait for the rest of Puntabulous: The Novel/Story because the beginning was fantabulous and I want Mama Polt to cook a mashed potato and gravy thing, not because I know she’s good at it, just because I love mashed potatoes and gravy and Hayden’s hair always looks like a wig even though I am SO BORED with that show and Tyra is in desperate need of a stylist and oddly whenever I wear the ARGYLE SWEATER my boss got me for Christmas she never shows up and I’m totally freaking over the fact that Cyclops is in the new Wolverine movie and I hope they find someone better than Halle to play Storm if they do a Storm prequel…and um…jelly doughnuts are, like, the bestest…
May 2nd, 2009 at 7:34 am
Ray: What was in that tuna? But I totally agree abot the Halle/Storm thing.
May 2nd, 2009 at 9:11 am
Tam: I was invited to a May Day pole celebration thing from my professor who taught ‘The Witch in Literature.’ I wanted to go but forgot….
May 2nd, 2009 at 11:03 am
Oh, that explains it. Upstate doesn’t have modern things like the internets. (sarcasm intended)
Don’t you hate it when people totally ignore your post topic, and then get pissy when you don’t post for two days?
LUV YA!
May 2nd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Mark I was in upstate NY (well, Western NY actually, but that’s upstate also) and I can assure you they DO have Internet access there. Must be some other reason?
Maybe some dingos took Craiggers’ laptop?
HUGS…
May 2nd, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Maybe he doesn’t love us anymore…..I’m scared!
May 2nd, 2009 at 12:24 pm
What if he met up with some Super Hot guy who told him they could only be together if he dropped all of his puntabulous friends, We’d be lost, unless Amanda took over. That would be our only hope.
May 2nd, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Look’s like Craig made the right choice in not buying a house yet:
http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/archives/2009/05/time-to-buy-houses-in-miami.php
May 2nd, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Mark: Damn that Super Hot Guy. He ruins everything.
May 2nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Your a dork!
May 2nd, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Ray – mmmm… mashed potatoes. Mmmmashed potatoes. And that wig is terribly distracting.
Here’s a little something to tide everyone over until Craig returns:
http://www.mmckee.net/pictures/davehorse.jpg
(Thanks, Dave S.)
May 2nd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
haha I love stuff like this =P
May 2nd, 2009 at 3:44 pm
If I met up with a Super Hot Guy (again) and could only be with him if I dropped my Puntabulous friends, I’d lie and say I would just so I could have him. But I could never give you guys up, not even for a Super Hot Guy!
Now a Really Super Hot Asian Guy With A Hairthing…..well that’s another story.
HUGS…
May 2nd, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Oooo, Michelle M. that photo reminds me of the centaur in the shower thingee Craiggers went ga-ga over before! Maybe he’ll go ga-ga-go-go over this one?
HUGS….
May 2nd, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Oh, and yeah, thanks from me too, Dave S. !
HUGS…
May 2nd, 2009 at 4:37 pm
“With a hairthing”! LOL!
May 2nd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Great pic Michelle. Love it.
Give up Puntabufriends? Can’t be done.
May 2nd, 2009 at 5:01 pm
There may be a super hot guy in my life, but he understands you guys are my first love
May 2nd, 2009 at 5:52 pm
There MAY be….Craiggers, that whole sentence of yours there just SCREAMS for more details. Screams like the stupid blond cheerleader in ANY slasher flick.
HUGS…
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:27 pm
***breaking news:
Pit Street in Glasgow, Scotland has been sealed off due to swine flu, local people worry about officers in the police station
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:52 pm
You know you’re going to have to introduce him sooner or later Craig. We’re like the parents you wish you never had. Telling embarrassing stories and asking what his intentions are. Guess I should have gone on your date as a chaperone huh?
May 2nd, 2009 at 7:07 pm
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May 2nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Hot indeed
May 4th, 2009 at 9:36 am
OMG that is hilarious. Swine flu is funny.
Friend of mine forwarded me this post which is funny too:
http://minivanmonologues.blogspot.com/2009/04/oink-if-you-have-swine-flu.html
May 4th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
gosh i found this rather funny, didnt we becs.
It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly.” Indeed, 100 days into Obama’s presidency…. SWINE FLEW
May 4th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
indeed we did maddie,
haha, you do make me rofl.
May 5th, 2009 at 1:28 am
This pic is the same one that is on swine foo. They also have a couple other funny swine flu jokes and pics. Worth a look
May 5th, 2009 at 8:14 am
wtf you have no life this shit serious it aint funni
May 5th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Haaa, lol, my joke- i rang up the swine flu helpline earlier, but all i got was a load of crackling
lol
May 5th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
that was so lol funny lol i loved it like i was gay omg like for real
May 6th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
It’s not fucken – It is Fucking xxx
May 6th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
fucken, fuckin’, fucking – who gives a shit? Fucken is an aussie slang version and is fucken funnier than spelling it right. and that’s from a writer living in Australia…
May 7th, 2009 at 5:58 am
Q : What’s the difference between the World Health Organization and a US navel pilot on covert operations in 1961?
A: One’s mission is to keep pig flu at bay….and the other flew missions to the Bay Of Pigs!!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
I went to the doctors the other day.
I said: I feel a bit itchy on my arm here Doc.
He said: Okay, I’ll give you some OINKment.
xD I’m hilarious!
May 10th, 2009 at 3:08 am
“Swine Flu”, …I wonder how muslims feel about catching it ? They probably thinking “Behead all the unclean porkers !” hissing & snarling & waving placardsin their usual “state of perpetual outrage”. Sincerely, Grand Kaffur of Infidelistan.
May 10th, 2009 at 3:09 am
Phoned up the Health Services for advice on swine flu..but, on the phone all I could hear was this crackling.
May 10th, 2009 at 3:26 am
Wait a minute ! I think I’ve got ‘Swine Flu’, I’ve broken out in a rasher. This joke was politically incorrect recently, in a school in Gloucester, England. These days in England, one daren’t fart, cough, SNEEZE ! ‘offend muslims, offend Polish persons, Ukrainians, or complain of Somali’s let in under asylum laws who then rape your daughters.
May 11th, 2009 at 5:03 am
How did the pig get off the roof? The swine Flu!!!!
May 11th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I just heard famous muppet Kermit the frog died of swine flu. Last words were “That frikkin pig told me she was clean!!!”
May 12th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
the britich do pronounce fuckin the same way as you so shut up ryan
May 12th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
lol
May 15th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
I’m from Gloucester and about as un pc as you can get any idea what sad school that was.
May 17th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
The big bad wolf says “I will huff and I will puff and I will blow your house
down!” and the little pig replies “yeah well if you do that I will sneeze on you!”
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD I thought the winnie the poo joke was immense btw!
June 14th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Check out this actual swine flu dessert. gross: http://apocalypsecakes.wordpress.com/2009/06/14/leviticus-i-told-you-so-aporkalypse-pie/
June 28th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
How do girls wear there hair if diagnosed with swine flu in pig tails.Where do you deposit the money for a cure for swine Flu in a piggy bank.Whats the quickest way to get to the doctor via a butcher if you are suspected of having swine flu on a pigs trotter.Who was the best girl friend for kermit the frog when he was diagnosed with swine flu miss piggy
June 28th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
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