by | April 30, 2009 · 12:14 pm

The Swine Flu Jokes Keep on Coming!

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  1. john
    May 2, 2009 at 7:34 am

    Ray: What was in that tuna? But I totally agree abot the Halle/Storm thing.

  2. Enrico
    May 2, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Tam: I was invited to a May Day pole celebration thing from my professor who taught ‘The Witch in Literature.’ I wanted to go but forgot….

  3. Mark
    May 2, 2009 at 11:03 am

    Oh, that explains it. Upstate doesn’t have modern things like the internets. (sarcasm intended)

    Don’t you hate it when people totally ignore your post topic, and then get pissy when you don’t post for two days?

    LUV YA!

  4. polt
    May 2, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    Mark I was in upstate NY (well, Western NY actually, but that’s upstate also) and I can assure you they DO have Internet access there. Must be some other reason?

    Maybe some dingos took Craiggers’ laptop?

    HUGS…

  5. Mark
    May 2, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    Maybe he doesn’t love us anymore…..I’m scared!

  6. Mark
    May 2, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    What if he met up with some Super Hot guy who told him they could only be together if he dropped all of his puntabulous friends, We’d be lost, unless Amanda took over. That would be our only hope.

  7. The Ryan with the Cupcake
    May 2, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Look’s like Craig made the right choice in not buying a house yet:

    http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/archives/2009/05/time-to-buy-houses-in-miami.php

  8. The Ryan with the Cupcake
    May 2, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Mark: Damn that Super Hot Guy. He ruins everything.

  9. Crash
    May 2, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Your a dork!

  10. Michelle M.
    May 2, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Ray – mmmm… mashed potatoes. Mmmmashed potatoes. And that wig is terribly distracting.

    Here’s a little something to tide everyone over until Craig returns:
    http://www.mmckee.net/pictures/davehorse.jpg
    (Thanks, Dave S.)

  11. Miku Takeshi
    May 2, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    haha I love stuff like this =P

  12. polt
    May 2, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    If I met up with a Super Hot Guy (again) and could only be with him if I dropped my Puntabulous friends, I’d lie and say I would just so I could have him. But I could never give you guys up, not even for a Super Hot Guy!

    Now a Really Super Hot Asian Guy With A Hairthing…..well that’s another story. :)

    HUGS…

  13. polt
    May 2, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Oooo, Michelle M. that photo reminds me of the centaur in the shower thingee Craiggers went ga-ga over before! Maybe he’ll go ga-ga-go-go over this one?

    HUGS….

  14. polt
    May 2, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Oh, and yeah, thanks from me too, Dave S. ! :)

    HUGS…

  15. Enrico
    May 2, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    “With a hairthing”! LOL!

  16. Tam
    May 2, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    Great pic Michelle. Love it.

    Give up Puntabufriends? Can’t be done.

  17. Craig
    May 2, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    There may be a super hot guy in my life, but he understands you guys are my first love ;-)

  18. Polt
    May 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    There MAY be….Craiggers, that whole sentence of yours there just SCREAMS for more details. Screams like the stupid blond cheerleader in ANY slasher flick.

    HUGS…

  19. rastafootsoldier
    May 2, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    ***breaking news:
    Pit Street in Glasgow, Scotland has been sealed off due to swine flu, local people worry about officers in the police station

  20. Tam
    May 2, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    You know you’re going to have to introduce him sooner or later Craig. We’re like the parents you wish you never had. Telling embarrassing stories and asking what his intentions are. Guess I should have gone on your date as a chaperone huh?

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  23. whatismyname
    May 4, 2009 at 9:36 am

    OMG that is hilarious. Swine flu is funny.

    Friend of mine forwarded me this post which is funny too:
    http://minivanmonologues.blogspot.com/2009/04/oink-if-you-have-swine-flu.html

  24. maddie
    May 4, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    gosh i found this rather funny, didnt we becs.

    It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly.” Indeed, 100 days into Obama’s presidency…. SWINE FLEW

  25. becs
    May 4, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    indeed we did maddie,
    haha, you do make me rofl.

  26. Swine foo
    May 5, 2009 at 1:28 am

    This pic is the same one that is on swine foo. They also have a couple other funny swine flu jokes and pics. Worth a look

  27. penis vajay
    May 5, 2009 at 8:14 am

    wtf you have no life this shit serious it aint funni

  28. jack
    May 5, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Haaa, lol, my joke- i rang up the swine flu helpline earlier, but all i got was a load of crackling :D lol

  29. Thomas Boucher
    May 5, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    that was so lol funny lol i loved it like i was gay omg like for real

  30. Rebecca (British)
    May 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    It’s not fucken – It is Fucking xxx

  31. Andrew
    May 6, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    fucken, fuckin’, fucking – who gives a shit? Fucken is an aussie slang version and is fucken funnier than spelling it right. and that’s from a writer living in Australia…

  32. Tom
    May 7, 2009 at 5:58 am

    Q : What’s the difference between the World Health Organization and a US navel pilot on covert operations in 1961?

    A: One’s mission is to keep pig flu at bay….and the other flew missions to the Bay Of Pigs!!!!

  33. Lauren
    May 8, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    I went to the doctors the other day.
    I said: I feel a bit itchy on my arm here Doc.
    He said: Okay, I’ll give you some OINKment.

    xD I’m hilarious!

  34. Hugh Jorgan
    May 10, 2009 at 3:08 am

    “Swine Flu”, …I wonder how muslims feel about catching it ? They probably thinking “Behead all the unclean porkers !” hissing & snarling & waving placardsin their usual “state of perpetual outrage”. Sincerely, Grand Kaffur of Infidelistan.

  35. Hugh Jorgan
    May 10, 2009 at 3:09 am

    Phoned up the Health Services for advice on swine flu..but, on the phone all I could hear was this crackling.

  36. Hugh Jorgan
    May 10, 2009 at 3:26 am

    Wait a minute ! I think I’ve got ‘Swine Flu’, I’ve broken out in a rasher. This joke was politically incorrect recently, in a school in Gloucester, England. These days in England, one daren’t fart, cough, SNEEZE ! ‘offend muslims, offend Polish persons, Ukrainians, or complain of Somali’s let in under asylum laws who then rape your daughters.

  37. Steven
    May 11, 2009 at 5:03 am

    How did the pig get off the roof? The swine Flu!!!!

  38. Cheech
    May 11, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    I just heard famous muppet Kermit the frog died of swine flu. Last words were “That frikkin pig told me she was clean!!!”

  39. megan
    May 12, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    the britich do pronounce fuckin the same way as you so shut up ryan

  41. Matt
    May 15, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    I’m from Gloucester and about as un pc as you can get any idea what sad school that was.

  42. John Georginson
    May 17, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    The big bad wolf says “I will huff and I will puff and I will blow your house
    down!” and the little pig replies “yeah well if you do that I will sneeze on you!”
    XDXDXDXDXDXDXD I thought the winnie the poo joke was immense btw!

  44. Belinda van Bockxmeer
    June 28, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    How do girls wear there hair if diagnosed with swine flu in pig tails.Where do you deposit the money for a cure for swine Flu in a piggy bank.Whats the quickest way to get to the doctor via a butcher if you are suspected of having swine flu on a pigs trotter.Who was the best girl friend for kermit the frog when he was diagnosed with swine flu miss piggy

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