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Hey, all, Polt from Polt’s Palace here. When I got the email from Craiggers asking for guest post, I knew I HAD to do one. I mean, how I could I NOT return the favor to the guy who in his guest post outed me as ‘the bottomingest bottom who ever bottomed’? Unfortunately, I can’t out Criaggers as a big ole’ power bottom cause, well, is there anyone out there who doesn’t already know that? So I had to think of something else.
I’ve been a dedicated Puntabulous reader since sometime in 2006, and over those ensuing years, I’ve seen many photos of Craiggers, and saved many to masturbate to for some unknown use in the future. And now, I figure, is as good a time as any to use them! So I hereby present:
(wanted to do a Top Ten, but I couldn’t narrow it down any further than fifteen)
15. Mickey-earred Craiggers
This is one of the first photos I ever stole saw of Craiggers. Love the ears, and the look on his face, kinda goofy, but cute too. What’s not to love?
14. Bundled up Craiggers
This was when the heat in his New York apartment was turned off, and he had to bundle up to stay warm, or something. Whatever. At any rate, he just looks so cute with the little boy smile and all wrapped up, just like he’s ready to go outside and make a snow angel.
13. Antlered Criaggers
Does this one even need any explanation as to why it’s a fav? The Good, Dorky, Fun-iness of it is obvious, right?
12. Fruity Craiggers
Any photo of Craiggers licking fruits, of any kind, you know HAS to be in my top favs!
11. Brownie Craiggers
During one of the guest debates, Craiggers made a batch of brownies. And just as he’s licking the spoon, don’t you just wanna lick the brownie mix right off his nose? And the purple collar he’s sporting is a bonus.
10. Reviewed Craiggers
A review of Puntabulous appeared in this issue of Cybersocket Craigger’s is holding. I like this one because I think this is the closest I’m ever gonna get to seeing Craiggers and pornography together. Oh, and doesn’t he look so good in his glasses? Smart and attractive!
9. Tam and Craiggers
I love this one cause it’s got my two Puntabulous crushes: Craiggers AND Tam. I’ve been crushing on Craiggers since like…well, forever. But since I met Tam this past week, she’s now a crush of mine as well. She’s so awesome, I’d go to the dark side for her. But I’d come back for Craiggers!
8. Ninja Craiggers
I have no idea what this is from and truthfully, I didn’t even know I had saved it until I stumbled upon it looking for photos for this guest post. But every time I see it, I laugh until I almost pee myself…and I’m not even into golden showers! It’s just so funny!
7. Pre-Puntabulous Craiggers
This is Craiggers just a few short years before Puntabulous. As you can see, his cuteness was preordained. And from what I’ve seen of his sister Amanda and his nephews, I have to say, cuteness runs in the McAnally genes.
6. Abs-ey Craiggers
Craiggers’ abs of steel. Nuff said.
5. Tall Craiggers
This is a photo I’ve fantasized about being positioned in showing just how tall Craiggers really is. You wouldn’t know it from the other photos, but he’s like 12′3″ tall. Big boy, eh?
4. Hooded Craiggers
Harkening back to Ninja Craiggers in #8, here we have a collegiate Craiggers, exiting the shower in a hood and towel. This had something to do with a hood that he and his college friends made jokes about and what have you. Me, I can’t help but think how there’s too much fabric in this photo, like too much hood and towel. But that’s just me.
3. Beer Bedded Craiggers
Many times have I rolled over in bed and seen this view: Craiggers in bed offering me a beer and shirtless body. And then I wake up and curse Morpheus for his evil, disingenuous dreams. Course, I never really dreamed Craiggers sunburnt, or with the mutant freak shoulder hair, but hey, like I’d quibble over that?
2. Innertubed Craiggers
When I think of Craiggers, this is always what comes to mind: flourescent green innertube wearing, beer drinking, slightly bloodshot eyes, dusting of hairychestedness, overall sexiness personified Craiggers. And this would have been the #1 photo, but for one I saw not too long ago.
1. Wanton Slut Craiggers
Ostensibly, Criaggers used this photo to show us the Canada t-shirt that Tam brought him. But I think he’s showing so much more. Muscley, hairy legs akimbo. Crotch thrust forward wantonly. Porn set lighting. “Come now, take me, and make me your love muppet” look on his face. Oh I think we ALL know what Criaggers is saying here. He’s encouraging the stalker inside me to stalk more, he likes the game…and I know where the nearest train depot is.
So until I see you person (like whilst I’m peering through your bedroom window) keep up the great job on Puntabulous. And keep the Craiggers photos coming, these are a bit worn out. Oh, and have a FABulous time in San Francisco!
HUGS…
May 12th, 2009 at 5:25 am
It’s like Puntabulous through the ages! I was simultaneously surprised by how many of the photos I recognized, and surprised that there were any I didn’t. [Abs of steel? The berry bush?] I love that the photo of Tam and Craig made the top 15.
I’ll confess, however, that my very first reaction was that this was just providing more opportunity for Michelle M. to photoshop Craig’s head into various and sundry movie scenes.
May 12th, 2009 at 6:48 am
Heather, too true, we all need to fear our pictures on the net somewhere because Michelle will have them glued onto some movie scene or another.
I LOVE Ninja Craig. I thought it was hilarious. I also like tall Craig, and not for the same reasons Polt does I’m sure, but its a very cool picture. It was fun to see all the pics again. I don’t remember abs of steel either.
Great job Polt.
May 12th, 2009 at 7:07 am
14 & 12 were the only ones I didn’t recognize (licking berries and bundling up for warmth). The picture of Tam & Craig is one of my favorites, they both look so nice and really comfortable with each other. Polt: you have excellent taste in crushes. I’m also fond or the Mickey ears photo.
May 12th, 2009 at 7:53 am
All excellent choices… and many more that didn’t make the list. I think tall Craig is my favorite from this selection.
May 12th, 2009 at 8:39 am
I want an argyle ninja costume! I want an argyle ninja costume, too!
May 12th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Brilliant choices! The top two are exactly right. I have his innertubed waist on my refrigerator.
But you missed one of the ninja ones and one of my faves — the one I used for the Puntabulous: the Novel cover. The best evil scowl Craig could possibly pull off. 
May 12th, 2009 at 9:25 am
And Jonah will be happy to know that I’ll be away from my computer for the rest of the day, so I won’t be able to join in our little conversations that may or may not have to do with pictures of Craig.
I’ll try to check in on occasion via my iPhone though!
May 12th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Oh, and before I go: A bit of a research question: What would be your choice for the best song to strip to (if you were to strip, of course). Respond to me at spike@spike300.com, so we don’t get, like, *totally* unPuntabulous today…
May 12th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Alright alright! I’m leaving already. Have a puntabulous day, everyone.
May 12th, 2009 at 9:32 am
HA! wanton slut craiggers. Well done polt!
May 12th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Yay, photo albums! Argyle Ninja Craiggers is my favorite, I especially love the fierceness he is expressing with his eyes. Well done Polt!
Dave S: We’ll miss you!
May 12th, 2009 at 11:33 am
I prefer the Mickie Moose ears photo that Craig used as one of his cycling banners. I also have no idea what the berries one is about.
I think Craig should wear more funny hats.
May 12th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Cupcake: Brilliant Idea! More funny hat photos=more photos I can steal from Craiggers!
jomo: As soon as I saw the photo, wanton slut came right to mind. Well, something along those lines normally comes into my head when I see Craiggers, but that’s usually in reference to the way I’d act towards him, but still…..
HUGS….
May 12th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Dave S.: the cover of Puntabulous: The Novel is a scowl???? Really? I think it’s just aDORable!
HUGS…
May 12th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Great Photos Polt, I am trying to not even think about what really goes on when you are looking at these.
Dave S-stop fishing for information for reasons other than this website. Puntabulous is pure, let’s keep it that way!
May 12th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
“People,
people who stalk people,
Are the creepiest people
In the woooorld”
Ah Polt, it’s just a Puntabulous world for you, isn’t it?
May 12th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Polt: Let’s face it, is there *anything* about Craig that you don’t find adorable?
Jonah: No kidding! I needed some unicorn chaser after reading this post.
May 12th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I’m sure Polt just envisions then skipping through the meadow holding hands (fully clothed) and that’s the image I’m sticking with.
May 12th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Tam: Well yeah, only I also occasionally stopped to pick and smell a wildflower and then share it with Craiggers and we both smile at the sweet, flowery, spring like smell.
And then we skip to the mansion the meadow is next to and…well, I’ll just stop there and let your imaginations run wild.
HUGS….
May 12th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Looks like Polt will be the prime suspect when Craig goes missing…I am sure the collage if Craig pictures will look great as the cops are taking pictures of the crime scene to be found…
May 12th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
We need to chip in to buy Craig sunscreen.
May 12th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Craiggers, just don’t get burtn TWICE in three days. Let me assure you THAT’S no fun.
Hayden: Crime scene? What crime scene? If Craiggers and I decide to run away together to some secret underground lovenest under an old dilapidated barn in the rural mountains of Central Pennsylvania, and if he decided to play hard to get and is required to be bound and gagged on the way there, and insists on continuing the game whilst there and asks to be restrained there…well, where’s the crime scene?
(God, ya know, I’m kinda frightening myself a bit seeing as how easy these things are coming to me……)
HUGS…
May 12th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Polt: rule number one, never talk about your plan. Now you have to make a new one or you will get caught.
May 12th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Craig: Peeling already? You poor pale soul. Get thee to a drug store for sunscreen.
May 12th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Tam: Isn’t that a bit like putting on a condom after the fact?
May 12th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Cupcake: You kill me!
Craig: I think your new nickname may be Casper.
Polt: Like you are the only one standing in Craig’s bushes…
May 12th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
People really like Craig’s swine flu joke.
May 12th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Muppet love! Hahahaha! Great job! A++
I didn’t recognize the berry bush or the abs of steel photo either. And I’m with Tam in the skipping through the meadow scenario.
Polt – the ninja photo was from the ninja vs. pirate debate with Jere.
Great selection of photos, Polt (and lord knows, there are many to choose from). I think Craig missed his calling as the world’s most adorkable super model.
May 12th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
What?? Mickey-eared is only 15? My number one favorite picture of Craig is the one when he has the Mikey Mouse ears on and is pointing to the side. The one that used to be his banner.
May 12th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Ryan: It’s never too late to play safe. Ask Polt and his “I’ve fried the nerves in my forehead” burn of Toronto.
Have you seen this swine flu joke? My friends loved the other ones too.
First celebrity victim:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/ipol28/kermit.jpg
May 12th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Tam: I suppose you can get more sunburned while you can’t really get more pregnant or infected.
Enrico: Once again, we have similar tastes.
May 12th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
YAY, Poltie! My favorite Craig is definitely Antlered Craig. It is impossibly cute. Although any picture with him and a beer is, of course, right up there…
May 12th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Ranking “best photos of Craig” is like ranking “best days away from the office”, or “favorite long naps”….
Still, a respectable cross-section of his offerings.
May 12th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Sorry you are stuck at the airport Craig. That sucks. Hope you get out of there soon.
May 13th, 2009 at 1:47 am
http://www.afterelton.com/people/2009/hot100
Outrage! Why didn’t Craig make the list?
May 13th, 2009 at 1:50 am
Woot! The Mickie Mouse ears photo is on Craig’s About Me page.
May 13th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Great photos. I think my favorite is the photo of him in a white shirt with a black bow tie in his cookie debate. I have a weakness for adorable men in formalwear.
May 16th, 2009 at 1:23 am
I think my favorite part is the love muppet line….hahahaha.