Okay so I took this picture with my camera phone last night while we were stopped at a red light. Let me know if you spot anything weird about it. My answer is below the picture, so don’t read it until you take a good gander:
Doesn’t the license plate look like PENIS? I had to do a double take. It’s actually 9EN45, which looks considerably less like PENIS, but I think if you squint your eyes real hard and the light hits your monitor just right, you might still be able to see it.
You need to get laid, Craig.
Happy Friday everyone, have a great Memorial Day weekend and be careful with the BBQs.
Oh Craig, you are so funny. I blushed when I realized what you were talking about!
Well, if you squint and turn your head sideways, and stare long enough to go blurry, sure — I see it then.
I also think it’s funny that a gigantic camper(?) is called Wilderness, when it looks like it really needs to stay on paved roads.
Craig: Apparently I need to get laid as well — I thought it read “penis” too! On Wednesday when I was driving home from work, I was behind a car with the plate: MANRING. All I could picture was a cockring.
I’m a huge Columbus Crew fan (our Major League Soccer team) — my plate reads CREW U. 
Xi_Heather: “Wilderness” — that’s hilariously ironic.
On the way home from the pottery studio the other day, I saw the license tag “5EX FO2″ and I thought “sex fo’ two? hell yeahz.” I snapped a camera phone pic but it was too blurry and no one will ever believe me. *sigh*
Have a great weekend!
vuboq: If you make me enough martinis, I’ll believe anything you say…
Yes Dave, but will you do anything he says?
I see penis, but I’m kind of glad I don’t see cock. I’m at work after all.
Dave S–please, it’s too early…
Craig–Looks like a lovely little area you live in. All I can see are empty liquor bottles, the occasional hooker and the daily pharmaceutical delivery man, and that is all inside my apt.
john: Your new t-shirt design — A line-drawing of Haley Joel Osment and below it: “I see penis.” lol
Or better yet: “I see 9EN45″…
Um, okay. Yeah, you need some action.
I know someone who saw a van with the license plate 631 BJS. She was trying to see who was driving it to see if they were bragging about their conquests.
Heather: I thought It was the “wilderness” but they are obviously in the city. Irony, that’s my game.
Berndt: I was just thinking about you this morning and poof, here you are. Must think about you more often.
It does!!!!!
Gotta have your 54″ plasma tv when you spend a week in the “Wilderness”.
I thought the plate said “VENUS”. Ha! Ain’t the subconscious a hoot!
Craig, dear, as Freud once said, sometimes a license plate is just a license plate. Or something like that.
The saddlebags and extra helmet look like a dick and balls.
How long did you follow him?
Craig: Do we need to send you porn?
chamblee54: Holy crap! It totally does.
Ryan: That would be like sending rosary beads to the pope.
Craig: I just had an idea for a job for you: porn director!
I see penis everywhere too! and still not a drop to drink!
Whenever I start thinking too much about sex, I have some. Pretty simple solution, you should try it
I thought the oddity was the lack of brake lights on the camper. After I read Craig’s observation I looked for the penis. I suppose I can kind of see what he means. But I am still distressed about the camper’s lack of brake lights!
Ryan: Yes! I would be awesome at that. I need to write it also. I can make science fiction porn!
LOL! @ Paul
David: Welcome back! Long time no see! Glad my needing to get laid has brought you out of commenting retirement. I figured you were just waiting for me to write a new story so you could trash it.
Well yes, the problem is that I feel your pain. Had a nasty cold for like10 days, now it’s finally going away. Bf doesnt think coughing and sneezing during sex is appealing so that meant no sex. And no exercise either, I was just starting to get a pumped up body I liked. Sigh. Ill need to work my ass off at the gym to make up for it. Not literally, though there are some people there i’d gladly take up on that. Hmmmm. seeeeeex. sigh.
Craig: I know somebody who writes erotic stories for money. Beware that most of the requests you get will probably require some Unicorn Chaser.
I figured that porn director was less creepy than guy who takes guys to his bedroom and gives them fifty dollars to for him to record them jacking off.
David: I demand pictures of you and the bf. Or xtube videos
Ryan: I could totally start one of those “straight” guy websites like Sean Cody or Corbin Fisher!
Craig: Yes! Sci-Fi porn! You, of course, could be the captain of the USS Puntabulous, on a five year mission to seek out new and sexy life. Dave S. could be the muscley (totally a word) starship security officer that subdues his adversaries with his special martial-strip tease technique. The Ryan With The Cupcake would be the slightly crazy android science officer who uses his “add on attachments” to probe for life forms on unknown planets. Hmm… I had better stop this before I get inappropriately worked up at work
LOL!!! M. Nico that is genius!
Set phasers on stunning.
Those “straight” porn sites like Sean Cody are so ridiculous it hurts. How many times can u spread your legs for another dude “for the first time”?
As many times as my $24.95 a month will allow.
Just kidding. Who pays for porn anymore?
David: Welcome back and as long as your heart is pure its always the “first time”.
Set phasers on stunning! BWAA! Add a whole new meaning to Space Cruiser. Polt has to to be the Medical Officer, he can conduct medical exams on all the new cadets. You know, to make sure they are all in working order.
I’m totally working up an MSPaint drawing in my mind with all my dancing monkeys in various roles. I can’t wait to get home and work on it.
I learned this morning that the final three Pushing Daisies episodes have already played in the UK.
It wouldn’t be PUNtabulous without sexy science fiction filled with double-entendres right? I want to be the pilot so I can handle that big joystick and set it to “warp 10″. Sigh. I so need to get laid.
It’s so much easier and faster for the comments to segue into porn and sex when the actual post features the penis. Craig – no wonder your monkeys love you.
Whenever I see the word “public” my mind interprets it as “pubic”. Pubic parking.
And this was on failblog today – http://failblog.org/2009/05/22/course-design-fail/
Michelle M.: That’s no dog leg!
I thought the license plate read “Death.”
Once more, work allowed me to see the post, but the comments were off limits. Bastards. but what better way to start a day than to see the word Penis on Puntabulous!
Hey, I’d totally go with the Medical Officer. “Dammit, Craiggers, I’m a Doctor, not a prevert – oh, wait….” “He’s dead, Craiggers…but let me fondle him just to make sure – OOPS, nope, he was just sleeping. Don’t mind me, carry on with your sleep.” “Of course that goes in there, I’m a Doctor, I know what I’m doing!”
Yeah, that’d be fun.
HUGS…
Oh and of course, I’ll be able to use Starfleet Medical Regulation 121, Section A to relieve….Captain Craiggers of his…command.
HUGS…
Damn, all us girls are going to be wearing red shirts aren’t we? Sure Tam and the Michelles, why don’t you go down to that planet with aliens that look like fuzzy rhinos and check things out for us. I’m sure its safe, we’ll follow right behind you. Yeah right. Sigh, we’re so screwed and not in a good way.
Hahahahaha.
I kept looking at it over and over again and couldn’t figure it out.
Tam: LOL! What if you were the ship councilor? You could tell the cute asian ensign that the stress of the job is getting to be too much for him, and to go see Doc Polt for a dose of his special brand of stress relief
or you can take care of him yourself, I am not picky that way
Nico: Gee thanks for throwing me a bone.
Polt’s leftovers. I think Enrico should be Chekov.
Tam – we’ll just refuse to wear anything red. Besides if they get rid of us who will clean the space toilets and fetch the coffee?
Michelle: Hey, they’re mostly gay. I thought gay guys were all neat and tidy and into cleaning? If they’re waiting on me to clean toilets it will be a damn long wait. I might fetch coffee but I don’t know how to make it so their standards better be low.
Not ALL gay guys are neat and tidy, I can attest to that. But I was thinking of Enrickyricardo as the Yeoman Rand type character. Ya know, no one really knows what he does, but here’s always there and he’s cute and looks good in a skirt.
HUGS…
Tam – I don’t know how to make coffee either. Let’s make Heather do it.