Today I welcome Michelle M. who’s here to present another one of her awesome guest posts. Remember her last one? Yeah, that really awesome one. Anyway here she goes again!
Remember this Puntabulous post? Well (unfortunately for Craig) I do. So what would happen if Craig were to indulge in sexytimes with those of the non human persuasion? And what offspring might result from said mating? Let’s find out…
Craig + Werewolf: It’s probably racist to imply that all werewolves are good at basketball. But they are.
Craig + Faun: Faun spawn – Mr. Yumnus!
Craig + Ent: Here’s Craig Jr. sporting some wood.
Craig + Minotaur: Bully!
Craig + Vampire: Anyone want to volunteer for a good sucking?
Craig + Cyclops: Cutest one-eyed monster I ever did see.
Craig + Mermaid: Frilly or not frilly? Only Craig Jr. knows for sure.
Okay – now here is where I should have stopped and maybe used my time to cure cancer, write the great American novel, bring about world peace or at least get dressed. But what can I say? Craig gives good head.
Craig + Leprechaun Luck of the (uncursed) Irish
Craig + Wizard: Always playing with his wand…
Craig + Dwarf: Dorky, the 8th dwarf.
Craig + Cyborg: Your clothes. Give them to me. Now.
Craig + Ghost: Dead sexy.
Craig + Elf: Craigolas!
Craig + Alien: Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
Craig + Troll: I want one.
Craig + Fairy: “Do you believe in fairies? If you believe clap your hands.” — James M. Barrie
Craig + Giant: Craig is pretty tall, so except for the green skin this isn’t much of a stretch. Get it? Stretch?
Craig + Genie: Just don’t ask him to do a gay Elmer Fudd or black preacher impression.
Craig + Gnome: Gnome sweet gnome.
Craig + Demon: Delight on Bald Mountain.
Craig + Angel: A little slice of heaven.
Craig + Deity: Bow before him. And… always look on the bright side of life.
Whoa. Sry for the triple comment but I just saw Craig’s latest tweet. You have NOT SEEN TRUE BLOOD? What the heck do you do all day? Watch Veronica Mars reruns? Go download , rent, steal it, whatever. Now. Silly Craig.
I’ve never seen True Blood either.
Michelle M.: You awesomeness appears to have thrown the weather out of whack.
Judging by how much people love it, I guess I need to watch True Blood. I was wary when it came out.
It’s been two years since I remember having thunder here. I don’t think that it’s a coincidence that this is happening on the same day as this post.
The humor gods are expressing their delight.
We had a HORRENDOUS thunderstorm go through here last night, about midnight. The lightning was lighting up my bedroom like a strobe light! And the thunder….it rattled the whole house. For like a HALF HOUR! Insanity.
I supposed the humor gods were precognitive and knew what was coming.
And alas, I too have never seen True Blood.
HUGS…
I don’t get fancy channels like HBO or Showtime so I couldn’t watch it. But I’ll be putting it on my netflix queue.
Brazilian David: I’m not sure if I can bring myself to watch anything Twilight related. True Blood I’ll give a shot to as soon as I can fit it in the schedule.
So, since this post was such an obvious hit, when do we get the post showing Craig in the process of getting it on with fantastical creatures?
Or maybe that’s more in Polt’s field.
Well, I get like a million and one channels and we only watch 4. No HBO though so I guess I’m out of luck.
Jere: That’s still legal in three states.
The motto of Captain Craig of the Starship Puntabulous:
To find new, fantastic life and impregnate it.
Captain Craig’s theme song:
http://www.last.fm/music/Son+of+Dork/_/Eddie%27s+Song
Just got back from Drag Me to Hell. I have to agree with Craig’s review. I was hoping for it to be more Evil Dead 2 slapsticky .
Enrico and Dave S. – anytime – guest posting is fun. And I already have some ideas… evil cackle…
Come on folks. Anyone with a working Internet connection has no excuse not getting anything they want. That includes TV series. Download it!
David frB: Fine, gee, you don’t have to yell at me.
Like I really need something to waste more of my time, yeah, sure I do. Sigh.
Ryan: I like that song and the video has naked drunken skateboarding, hard to beat that.
Tam: I haven’t watched the video yet. You have just made me want to go home even more.
Ryan: Okay, its a short clip and you can’t see much but still, to add the concept is pretty avante guarde. It also had tons of girl boobies so you may not find it that appealing save for the naked skateboarder.
I finished watched season 1 of True Blood last night and was pleased with the way things turned out. I’m actually prepping a review for my blog now. While I wouldn’t say the show is as brilliant as say… The United States of Tara, it is really good!
Brilliant is too controversial, we all have our favorites. But I think you can all use a little more True Blood in your lives, that’s all i’m saying.
UG! Tues-Thurs I work in New York from mad early in the morning to mad late at night, so by the time I get home, Puntabulous entries are already fully commented over! SADDERCOPTERZ!
Michelle: this was mad brillz. My favz were the basketball werewolf, the rainbow bright Irish man, the sucktastic vampire and the merman [mainly for the poetic italicized quote that accompanied it].
Enricoz: I only saw like 5 episodez of Tara! Are you watching them online?! I NEEDZ IT!
Tam: Too many bobbies, not enough naked skateboarder. Cute emo/punk wannabe band though.
Jere: I’ve been with many fairies, more than my fair share of trolls, an angel or two, even a deity maybe once….but no pictures. Sorry.:)
HUGS…
Josh –
The quote on the merman pic is from the Zoolander Aveda merman ad : ).
ZOOLANDER! That’s one of those filmz that for serial everyone tells me I need to check out and I always catch 20 minute bits of it on TV but never have seen it all the way through.
NETFLIX ‘EM UP!
I just noticed that Craig has fractal magic. Sweet.
Craig: The way I will see True Blood will be the same way I saw little Emerson Card weeks ago rather than next Saturday and the same way I get my porn.
Michelle, well done!!!!! the Leprechaun was my favorite, the Fairy was great too, although I would think the offspring of Craig and a fairy would be 100% fairy. ;-P
Great job Michelle! Craig’s offspring are such cute critters. My favorites are the vampire, cyborg, troll and the angel, but they are all great. You should totally start a blog and go blue.
Ryan, I saw the same thing! But that attention to detail is why Michelle M. is the Queen.
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