Today I welcome Michelle M. who’s here to present another one of her awesome guest posts. Remember her last one? Yeah, that really awesome one. Anyway here she goes again!
Remember this Puntabulous post? Well (unfortunately for Craig) I do. So what would happen if Craig were to indulge in sexytimes with those of the non human persuasion? And what offspring might result from said mating? Let’s find out…
Craig + Werewolf: It’s probably racist to imply that all werewolves are good at basketball. But they are.
Craig + Faun: Faun spawn – Mr. Yumnus!
Craig + Ent: Here’s Craig Jr. sporting some wood.
Craig + Minotaur: Bully!
Craig + Vampire: Anyone want to volunteer for a good sucking?
Craig + Cyclops: Cutest one-eyed monster I ever did see.
Craig + Mermaid: Frilly or not frilly? Only Craig Jr. knows for sure.
Okay – now here is where I should have stopped and maybe used my time to cure cancer, write the great American novel, bring about world peace or at least get dressed. But what can I say? Craig gives good head.
Craig + Leprechaun Luck of the (uncursed) Irish
Craig + Wizard: Always playing with his wand…
Craig + Dwarf: Dorky, the 8th dwarf.
Craig + Cyborg: Your clothes. Give them to me. Now.
Craig + Ghost: Dead sexy.
Craig + Elf: Craigolas!
Craig + Alien: Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
Craig + Troll: I want one.
Craig + Fairy: “Do you believe in fairies? If you believe clap your hands.” — James M. Barrie
Craig + Giant: Craig is pretty tall, so except for the green skin this isn’t much of a stretch. Get it? Stretch?
Craig + Genie: Just don’t ask him to do a gay Elmer Fudd or black preacher impression.
Craig + Gnome: Gnome sweet gnome.
Craig + Demon: Delight on Bald Mountain.
Craig + Angel: A little slice of heaven.
Craig + Deity: Bow before him. And… always look on the bright side of life.
OMG MM, those are hilarious. A couple of them made me laugh out loud, like Craigolas, Troll, Fairy, Minotaur and Dorky. And don’t think you wasted your time, I’m sure laughter is good for cancer patients.
While doing this post you also discovered who trolls were modeled after. The resemblance is uncanny. Craig probably still gets some royalties from every troll-doll sold.
Holy Cow Michelle M, this is amazing.
Michelle M.: If the feelings I have for you are wrong, I don’t ever want to be right! You absofreakinglutely KILL me!!! Craig sporting some wood-BWAAAA! I think my favorite line is “Your clothes, give them to me now.” (of course I have to think of this in my Arnold accent).
I will admit, I always pictured Craig as a Palomino. Oh and Craig and an Angel, how “beefy”.
Michelle M.: Genius, PURE genius. Once again you have demonstrated why you NEED your own blog. Even if you only post one a week or twice a month, things like this would be WELL worth the wait!
And Craigolas…..*SIGH*….my dreams have come true…Craiggers with a blonde hairthing!
HUGS..
Shear freaking brilliance. I kept thinking, “that one’s the best” and then there would be another one. I loved Dorky, the troll, the fairy, oh yeah, and the angel. Sigh. Too too funny. Mr. Yumnus. *giggle*
I forgot Mr. Yumnus! I second Polt’s statement, you totally need your own blog.
Craig…these are hysterical! The troll one is the best.
Aren’t they awesome? Michelle M is amazing. The troll one is freaky because you don’t even realize it’s me. The resemblance is incredible!
Damn, this is funny! Great job Michelle!! If ever I need a guest poster, you’ll be getting an email from me…
I’m just a bit terrified at the moment.
Craig, please use your power over others only for good, else we are doomed. Doooooomed!
The 8th dwarf made me laugh out loud.
Michelle, either you are super-productive, or you simply do not need neither sleep nor food. Astonishing.
The elf and troll ones stand out (just slightly — hard to stand too far out when surrounded by pure awesomeness). These are just massively fantastic. Kudos to Michelle M!
Ya know, I’m coming to enjoy the leprecaun more and more….he looks magically delicious!
HUGS…
If Craiggers is Dorky, can I be Happy? Would Jonah be Grumpy? Who would be bashful (pfft, like there’s ANYONE bashful among us commentors here!)?
HUGS…
Ooo, can I be Sleazy?
Wait…
HILARIOUS! I needed a good laugh today!!
Yes, john, you can be sleazy.
Oh, wait, you meant as a name? Sorry, my bad.
I’ll be Strippy. Samuel could be Happy.
Michelle M.: I nominate you for Queen of Puntabuland.
polt: Tall leprechauns are surprisingly sexy.
And is it just me or does demon Craig look like he is begging for a top?
Ryan: A top? I was thinking it was more of a yearning for a yo-yo. Or maybe a set of jacks…
Ryan: I second the nomination. I think we may have found Ms. Portman’s replacement…
Ryan: Perfect title for Michelle. I’ll be one of her ladies in waiting.
Let’s not forget her submission to the Puntabulous People on Parade:
http://puntabulous.com/wp-content/puntpersonmichellem.png
Michelle M.: That was pure awesomeness! The troll is almost disconcerting…but hilarious.
Tam: ‘I kept thinking, “that one’s the best” and then there would be another one.’ <- That was my reaction as well.
im now marginally concerned about whats going to happen 9 months after you see Terminator.
Hmm… Now we’ll have to come up with you and Michelle’s court…
Polt as the court jester, Tam as Michelle’s lady in waiting (she’s just so darn patient…), Enrico as the court eunich in charge of Craig’s harem…
Enrico is the pet, to be pampered and trained to sit quietly at Michelle’s feet and stare up adoringly.
cfl: I see you too got tired of writing out that long name. *waves happily*
Paging Disney studios, have we got a movie pitch for you! Well done, Michelle.
HEY! What’s this about an Irish curse?!?!
I just noticed that one of those gnomes is riding a rabbit. LOL
court jester, hm? I was kinda hoping to be a lady in waiting as well. Or perhaps in charge of the harem….oh wait, a king has to have his food tasted before he eats it, does he also have to have his harem…tasted? One by one? Can I have THAT job?????
And Michelle M. = Queen of Puntabuland!
We need a minstral, a bard don’t we? Who plays instruments?
HUGS…
Awesome job Michelle! I loved all of them!
Yes Tam one them is. And good for him.
I am repeatedly drawn to the leprecaun….at least I have a bunch more new photos to steal – ….er, save.
HUGS…
What about Sarah Palin? She is still fertile.
I love the dwarf. haha. And the cyclops scares me….
Dave S. >:| I am NOT the eunich. I’m keeping the boys (and I don’t even have a high voice).
The pampered pet, no problem.
But I’d rather be the person who comes by every now and then and sings to the Queen to make her happy. I have a whole bunch of Britney/Miley songs ready to go!
LOL!
“Craig + Werewolf: It’s probably racist to imply that all werewolves are good at basketball. But they are.”
genius.
Well then Enrickyricardo gets to be the minstrel…although he might want to expand his repetoire a bit more…
HUGS..
Enrico: LOL Fair enough.
I wouldn’t want to lose the boys either. 
Does a minstrel minstrate? And before he performs, does he get pre-minstrel syndrome?
Not all eunuchs are of the snip-snip variety. It sometimes referred to someone who had no interest in sleeping with the king’s wives.
Terminator Craig is making me wonder if I have a subconscious thing for killer robots. Jude Law as Gigolo Joe and Nicole Kidman as Nicole Kidman have made robot love acceptable.
Old Testament God Craig (venerated!) and Mischievous Faun Craig (sexy!) are battling it out as my top two!
Since when were werewolves good at basketball? I think I missed a memo or something….reminded me of the Letterman Top Ten for knowing if your wife is cheating on you with the Green Giant.
Well done Michelle M.
OM-freaking-G. That was AWESOME! Seriously Michelle M., you have some wicked mad skillz. The faun and the elf were so good it was scary! And the werewolf? Are you kidding me? I almost had coffee come out of my nose with that one. For some reason I keep finding myself drawn to the leprechaun, I would rather find that at the end of the rainbow than a crummy pot o’ gold any day!
Polt: I would have pegged you as Pervy the Dwarf
M.Nico: We’re both drawn to the leprecaun….who knew we had similar tastes.
Pervy the Dwarf……hehehehehe…..
HUGS…
Thanks for the kind words everyone! Maybe someday soon my name will be in blue…
And Craig – thanks for being such a great sport. You are my muse. Hey! I could have put your head on Olivia from Xanadu…
Ray – the Nicole Kidman comment cracked me up.
Nathan – you must be too young to remember Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf too:
http://www.amazon.com/Teen-Wolf-Too/dp/B000068TPB
Michelle M. – I’m not going anywhere but I am awfully busy with work… so when am I getting a guest post??
The Irish Craig was absolutely brilliant. I want to set it as my Iphone background and play Irish music when it rings.
Except I don’t have an iPhone.
This post had me in convulsions for quite a while. Some of the pictures (the alien) are rather nightmare inducing, but they are all amazing.
I’m partial to the vampire picture myself because, well, Teen Wolf Too ruined werewolves for me.
Fdot: I recommend watching scenes from the new twilight movie with teen hearthrob (though I’m pretty sure he can throb other parts of the body hee hee) Taylor whatever. I can’t stand Twilight in any shape or form but I can still admire the nice pecs! I mean pics.
That could help redeem werewolves. To be honest werewolves were always one of my least favorite fantastical critters. The whole rawrr, instinct, nature, hunt, one with the dog thing was always kinda meh.
Ooh. A better example, though not rlly a werewolf per se, is the Sam character in True Blood. Now that’s a woof-worthy adult version for ya. Between him and that viking dude and the hot, HOT sookie bro’…. Yumness all around. Not to mention its an actually good show. Can’t wait to watch new episodes.