I assume guys are gay if they:

June 5, 2009
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Let’s get stereotypical y’all! Complete the above sentence in the comments below. My contributions are as follows:

1. wear skinny jeans.
2. perform on Broadway.
3. have a faux hawk.
4. wear thumb rings.

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314 Responses to I assume guys are gay if they:

  1. Polt on June 6, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Mark: I have to agree, I too find myself smiling when I hear about young gay guys not being whores. I mean, sure I was whore (was?), but it worked for me. I know other people who either took it TOO far, or couldn’t handle the rejection and emotions. I got into encounters with no preconceptions, so I really don’t feel rejected. And I try to keep my emotions out of it.

    Again, I’m not recommending this for everyone, or infact ANYone else. I’m just saying it works for me.

    Chris D./Enrickyricardo: there BETTER be photos if you guys meet! :)

    And Tam: being polite to ex has GOT to be karma. :) BTW, what photos of the kid’s trip I saw online, I loved! :)

    HUGS>..

  2. Michelle M. on June 6, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Wait – there are trip photos online somewhere? Where?
    Tam – Pizza.
    Mark – you’re funny.
    I third the request for Chris D./Enrico photos.

    Never had a hook up. I was a good girl – it worked for me : ). My relationships always started out as friendships. I think that’s how I avoided being in bad relationships. Probably also a dislike for drama (and some luck).

  3. M. Nicodemus on June 6, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Chris D.: I have never been into hook-ups, casual sex, friends with benefits, or whatever you want to call it. As much as I flirt and make sexual innuendos, I could never be physically intimate with anyone I did’t think had the potential for a lifetime commitment. That was how I earned the nickname “CT” in college (Cock Tease) ’cause when it came right down to it, for all my big talk, I never *did* anything. I was a total closet prude :)

  4. M. Nicodemus on June 6, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Tam: Major karma points, at this rate you could be reborn as the next Oprah :)

  5. Tam on June 6, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Nico: Oprah hell, after next Friday I’ll be … ummm, who’s better than Oprah, well Mother Theresa I guess if she wasn’t dead. The kidlet has her school play Friday night so he’s coming here for dinner then to the play with me and she’ll go to his place after. Yeah, weird relationship but it makes K’s life easier.

  6. Tam on June 6, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Oh yeah, we had pizza. Yum.

  7. Chris D. on June 6, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    Life is complex. I don’t judge. Everyone must be true to their own nature. I just remember what it felt like to be intimate with someone I was completly in love with. It was earth shakingly amazing. I just want to feel a love like that again. Maybe one day. If not then at least I felt that once. :)

  8. Chris D. on June 6, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    Tam: It is very good of you to do what you do for your daughter. You are a good mother.

  9. Michelle M. on June 6, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    Chris, you’re probably the nicest person on the planet. I’m sure you’ll feel that earth shaking love again (probably with the second nicest person on the planet : ). God, it’s hard waiting for the right one to come along though, isn’t it?

  10. john on June 6, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    Tam: Definitely karma points. You are a class act.

    I was never into the hook up either, I was a good boy and it paid off for me. Monogamy works for *me* and like Chris, I wouldn’t judge someone for whom monogamy didn’t work, though I feel that deceit should be avoided.

    Chris: You, like Tam, are a class act. Michelle M. hit the nail on the head, you have got to be one of the nicest people on the planet and you deserve to be with someone who will love you as much as you will them. My cautionary advice earlier was not meant to encourage you to hook up, but simply to stick around long enough to see if there is a person of quality at the end of the flirting.

    Michelle M.: Oh the waiting *SUCKED* it took me 28 years to find the Mrs. and while that 28 years blew, the subsequent 12 have been amazing!

  11. Michelle M. on June 6, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    john! Get out! I met Harry when I was a young lass of 28… (humming Twilight Zone theme). So Chris, you only have to wait 9 more years until Mr. RIght comes along.

  12. john on June 6, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Michelle M.: This is getting a little scary. I swearz to god I did.

  13. Enrico on June 7, 2009 at 12:00 am

    Oh man! I don’t have a camera. Maybe I can get someone to take a pic with a camera phone. lol.

  14. Michael on June 7, 2009 at 10:29 am

    …enjoys public bathrooms.

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