Let’s get stereotypical y’all! Complete the above sentence in the comments below. My contributions are as follows:
1. wear skinny jeans.
2. perform on Broadway.
3. have a faux hawk.
4. wear thumb rings.
I assume guys are gay if they:
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Paul: That was highly disturbing.
John: Definitely the perfect gift for Michelle.
yes, the tattoo, changed my mind about getting one for my 40th
Paul: My GOD, that was awful.
that’s why I always wear pants
Re: Paul’s Video
I was expecting some real horrific video and it wasn’t that bad! That tattoo WAS pretty bad. And why wasn’t anything moving around at all?? And the dancing was awkward. Though not as awkward as Joe Jonas. But overall, it was no BME pain olympics!
Mark: I’m gay?!?!?! And Enricoz is gay?!? Newz to me! I never would have suspected…
Josh too bad you and Enrico aren’t nearsighted as well
Paul: I don’t know what nearsighted means, but I have 20/50 vision.
Enricoskatez: I think it comes down to not seeing well enough so we’d end up bumping ugliez with him or something.
Paul: Is that you in the video? nice movez…what do you call it?
no it is not me
Josh: Yeah, I got that part, just not sure what nearsightedness is exactly. When you can see far distances but not what’s right in front of you? And ‘bumping ugliez’ is a dumb expression cause it would imply we both have ugliez to bump I’m not ugliez.
Enricogatez: I’m not ugliez either. So therefor…would it be called “bumping hottiez”?
Paul: there are some things that cannot be unseen… *shudder*
Polt: I am with you, I don’t wear pajamas. They just make me hot and sweaty, and I get all tangled up in them during the night.
Michelle M.: glad you liked the movie!
Josh: I don’t care what you call it, just send me the video
I guess so! That makes more sense. Unless one is hot and one isn’t. Like ‘The Hottie and the Nottie’ aka Paris Hilton’s best movie.
I think we could both be considered to have “hottiez”. PS…have you seen “The Hottie and the Nottie”, multiple Razzie winner and subject of my wet dreamz?!? I haven’t yet and it makes me a sad newz bear.
I love this fun fact I found on Wikipedia!
“For its release in the United Kingdom, the film is being advertised as ‘The Number One Film’, with small print revealing its being number 1 on the IMDb Bottom 100.”
Amazing!
I read that too! Makes me want to see it all the more. I watched the entire 2nd and 5th season of the Simple Life in two sitting [damn work interrupting my slothing!]
PS, do you know that I have all five seasonz?! LET’S HAVE A MARATHON!
Paul is not being fair, I’ve seen his pic and he’s very cute and after I get him all inked up for his 40th he’ll be even hotter.
Duh! I watched them as they came on TV. Instead of a marathon, I say we take public transportation and annoy the passengers with our amazing songs/jokes.
And btw, we totally need to stop taking over the Puntabulous Message Board with our conversations that leave everyone else confused.
I guess you’re right Mr. EnricozIncorporated. Maybe I should spend this time trying to finish my own blog entries!
Tam: Yeah, after all this talk about him, I want to see a picture!
I guess I missed the party.
Spent the day debugging Internet issues at my office.
I assume guys are gay if they:
Are cute and make prolonged eye contact with me.
I used to tend to run away from those situations. I still sometimes do, but less often. Now, if I am feeling confident, I might even flash them a smile back (and then run way).
Anyone here going to Asbury Park Pride on Sunday? I will be marching in the parade with the NJ Pride Center board, and will probably be at our booth for a bit. Say hi if you see me around.
I do none of the above and I get called gay constantly. Of course, going to gay bars constantly doesn’t help much either…
josh/Enrickyricardo: I don’t care if they’re ugiliez or hottiez, if y’all are bumpin’ them, then I wanna be there! I’ll just sit quietly in a corner. Or at least see the film afterwards!
HUGS…
Chris D.: Next time smile back and stick around. If they’re making eye contact, you have nothing to worry about.
Chris D.: I totally agree with john! If they’re making the first move, the least you can do is hang around to make the second.
And possibly the third, or even fourth. 
HUGS…
Chris D.: I’ll be WORKING in Asbury Park on Sunday! What time will you be at the booth? Maybe I could swing by and say hello! I’m always looking to carve another notch in my bedpost (since I don’t have sex, notches = Puntabulous people that I meet. lol).
Enrico: You don’t have sex?? That’s like me saying I live in Somolia and I own all the corn, but I’m NOT sharing.
Whoa! Whoa! I do not hook uuu-uuup!
OK, Enrico doesn’t have sex and John doesn’t hook up!
I don’t know whats wrong with this young generation!
When I was your age I hooked up with every caveboy I could find.
Mark: Kids these days. Who knows what’s going on with ‘em.
Mark: Your comments today are brilliant and have me cracking up!
And yet, I have to agree with you and Tam….why have SO much and yet NOT share it with those most deserving of it?
HUGS…
Or even those of us that really don’t deserve it, but yet want it badly all the same?
HUGS…
I think monogamy is effing the hottest ting in the entire world! Yay for committed relationshipz! Boo for me not having one!
Yeah Boo for me not having one either, but the ex did leave me a voice mail this morning – CRAP!!
Yeah, well I don’t have one either. Its the single boat. Boo for ex’s. I do get along with mine but they are ex for a reason.
I don’t know if monogomy’s all that hot, buy monogamous guys are SMOKING hot. I love it when I’m laying in bed cuddling post-coitally, and a guy tells me he’s monogamous with his boyfriend of 5 years or so.
HUGS…
NO! CHEATING IS BAD! :’(
Polt: be honest, that only happens with straight guys who have been “monogamous” because they don’t count sleeping with guys as cheating.
Or is that just my experience?
I have to admit I admire the trend toward monogamy in the younger generation. No matter how un-fun it is.
And looking back, I’m glad I only found a few cavemen to play with. This was the early 80′s. before I knew about the dangers. I was still deep in the closet, except to a few people. I once asked an out friend of mine to take me to a local gay bar. He just laughed and said “Hell no, those guys would eat you up”. I’m glad he didn’t take me. I prob would have had sex with every hot guy there. Sometimes I think the only reason I’m alive today is because I wasn’t allowed, by my own inhibitions, and fear of family, to do what I wanted to do in the early 80′s. Damn, how’d I get so serious???
I’ll go to sleep now.
It’s very strange that this convo has gotten to discuss the trialz of the gay club scene…as I am actually in the process of writing an entry about my tiresome and irritated experiences @ places of gay leisure in NYC.
I can’t understand how people can find intimacy without love. I don’t do hookups either. There would be nothing in it for me.
Enrico: I will probably take a turn at our booth in the afternoon. Are you working at the MIM or BW or somewhere else now? My good friend is singing with his band at both MIM and BW on Sunday. I will pobably stop by for his evening set. It would be fun to meet you IRL.
Polt & John: If a guy is agressivly flirting with me in public I tend to assume that he is not my type. I met a really cute guy in NYC some time ago. I totally would have gone on a date with him except let’s just say he had an opening that he wanted me to fill that night. Needles to say things didn’t go anywhere. I find that flirty guys tend to either be sluts or afraid of any social interaction deeper than flirting.
I’ve had hookupz in the past and every single time I felt gross and upset later. I’m not cut out for promiscuity!
As K. Clarkson would say, “If you want me, I don’t come cheap. Keep your hand in my hand, your heart on your sleeve.“
Speaking of exes. Mine is here looking at the kid’s trip pictures. I’m being the polite hostess offering drinks.
Karma points right?
Hook-ups don’t work for me either. That’s not a bad thing, everyone has to do what works for them.
Chris and Enrico: Hope you guys can “hook-up” on the weekend.
In a strictly platonic way of course. We’ll expect pics if you do.
Compelled to post #300.
I don’t wanna cook dinner. Pizza?