The scaffolding in the first panel reminds me of argyle.
Poor little emo kid. And he wasn’t even snickering. Love the attention to detail (like his blond hair in heaven). The vibrating reminds me to revisit Chapter 4’s hypnotic vibrating boobies.
Great job Craig – you are a master yourself. A master of suspense!
Finally the villain reveals himself. I laughed out loud at Master Tater. Your attention to detail is great, I loved the Saturn on the shirt and all the detail in the rocket scene. Amazing. Can’t wait to see what his next move is.
Cool comic! You do love to keep us in suspense. I also just noticed that the new iPod/iPhone OS 3 supports animated gifs. I used to miss out on the animation until I got to work.
Craig: You’re getting better and better and drawing these things. It’s funny to go back to some of the old stuff and see how much the look has progressed. Your drawing talent’s rising to the surface.
Chris: I still haven’t downloaded 3.0 to my iPhone yet! Ack! I gotta do that…
Oh I got MORE than a few chuckles in me, buddy! Chuckles, guffaws and outbursts of laughter. Great job Craiggers. I was hoping nothing was gonna happen to Twilight, as he was clearly the cutest of the bunch. But then it did, and I was sad, until I saw him as a blonde!
john: I’ve contributed three comments so far, where’s Tam, Enrickyricardo, Michelle M. and cupcake? They’ve only commented once (although we can kind of forgive the last two, as they’re on West Coast Time).
Okay, I’m back. Grade 8 graduation, flying teenage hormones, straightening irons, lip gloss, teaching her to walk in heels, its been ugly. Sort of like facing Master Bader, wait, that would be an improvement over my morning. And its not over yet. ARRGGHHH!!!
Dave: I’m trying to use my serene parenting face, but at times its hard as I’m sure you well know. In 9 hours it will all be over, I just keep chanting that in my head.
Crap, I need to get making some Barbie clothes here. I’ve hit a stumbling block.
M,Nico: I didn’t include you cause I KNEW you’d be posting as soon as the time difference allowed you to.
“Flying teenage hormones”???? Dear God, don’t let one of them hit you! Few things in life are worse, I’d assume, that having a flying teenage hormone smack you in the side of the head and wrap around your head like aluminum foil.
And frankly, I think Chris and Dave are ENTIRELY appropriate names. Even without one of them having a goatee and glasses.
I’m not at work. I was driving to my new house, the one I’ll be staying at next school year.
And now I’m off to New York with Josh so we can do some research!
Dave S: Ppppfffttt… Yahoo! Messenger, puh-lease, I was cracking instant messaging programs before Al Gore invented the Internet.
Tam: Ahh… I remember when my mother taught me how to walk in high heels, and let me tell you, I PWNED Rocky Horror that night. Oh, and as for Barbie, have you considered using some lightning bolt?
M.Nico: Can you really walk in heels? Every time I see women in them, I think: “Why do you torture yourself?”
Tam: I’m glad you taught her how to walk in heels. My in-laws and I were totally goofing all over the number of women who didn’t know how to walk in them at the wife’s graduation.
John: it was a one-time thing, but yes, I actually did better in heels than women who had been wearing them for years. And actually I have worn some mens dress shoes that were way less comfortable.
There were a bunch of women i graduated college with wearing heels, and we had the graduation outside on the football field. They kept staggering cause the heels got caught in the dirt. It was funny, but luckily no one broke and ankle or anything.
Polt: I was waiting for a emailed comment to get a link to the comments section (I am not scrolling down past NSFW comics at work). I didn’t get any until just now.
Even as a girl I don’t really like high heels. I love the look, loathe the pain. Wedge heels are ok and I have a pair of comfy sandals but I’m a sneaker kind of gal and would wear them all the time if I could get away with it.
I think it’s hysterical that a few people pointed out Master Tater as being funny. I was so disappointed I couldn’t think of anything better. Now I’m glad I didn’t change it.
The military guy cracked me up, dishing out the putdowns with a smile. Paradoxically, Twilight got sent to Heaven which is in fact his Hell. This may or may not actually be a paradox, seeing as how I only have a slight grasp on the meaning, much like “ironic.”
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:01 am
The scaffolding in the first panel reminds me of argyle.
Poor little emo kid. And he wasn’t even snickering. Love the attention to detail (like his blond hair in heaven). The vibrating reminds me to revisit Chapter 4’s hypnotic vibrating boobies.
Great job Craig – you are a master yourself. A master of suspense!
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:30 am
lol, well done!
Master Bader, snicker snicker!
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:17 am
HA! Twilight! I love it! And Michelle is right, changing his hair to blond was hysterical. I also really liked his emo clothes.
The action pose of Master Bader is great! But he is totally stuffing…
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:17 am
If he had horns would that make him a master satyr? And what if he were a University of Florida fan? Or if he were really good at sex?
This was hilarious! Master Tater — Ha!! Awesome.
The heaven gag is priceless!
The story thickens — clearly the rocket plays into it since it’s on the movie poster.
Launching the mysterious “package” into space perhaps…?
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:36 am
Finally the villain reveals himself. I laughed out loud at Master Tater. Your attention to detail is great, I loved the Saturn on the shirt and all the detail in the rocket scene. Amazing. Can’t wait to see what his next move is.
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:44 am
Glad you guys like it!
Firstly, props to Michelle M for the awesome villain design!
Michelle M: The argyle scaffolding was totally unintentional. I didn’t even notice until you pointed it out, but now I love it!
john: That action pose seriously took me an hour to do. But I’m really happy with the way it came out.
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:51 am
Cool comic! You do love to keep us in suspense. I also just noticed that the new iPod/iPhone OS 3 supports animated gifs. I used to miss out on the animation until I got to work.
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:57 am
“My lover Satan shall call me home”
I spit up my water and almost fell out of my chair.
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:59 am
Craig: You’re getting better and better and drawing these things. It’s funny to go back to some of the old stuff and see how much the look has progressed. Your drawing talent’s rising to the surface.
Chris: I still haven’t downloaded 3.0 to my iPhone yet! Ack! I gotta do that…
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:00 am
Yikes, death!
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:09 am
David: You’re right! Has anyone ever actually been killed in a SV/VG episode?!?
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:12 am
Oh I got MORE than a few chuckles in me, buddy! Chuckles, guffaws and outbursts of laughter. Great job Craiggers. I was hoping nothing was gonna happen to Twilight, as he was clearly the cutest of the bunch. But then it did, and I was sad, until I saw him as a blonde!
Keep up the great work!
HUGS…
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:42 am
Don’t forget the gruesome demise of Marla: CLICK HERE
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:19 am
Damn, you’re right — How could I have forgotten that?!
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:36 am
This is my favorite installment thus far! I loved the astronaut being a jerk and Twilight’s every appearance/line. Great job!
RIP Marla
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:56 am
I can see this now:
Master Bader Action Figure, fully action posable, with penisgun and interchangable dildos. Inflatable minions sold seperately!
HUGS…
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:59 am
Polt: GENIUS! Oh and he has to have a tissue dispenser head like those Playdough dolls you could push the clay through to give them hair.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:25 am
Polt/john: Yes, but would he have Kung-Fu Grip?
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:28 am
Dave S.: Only when using his penis….gun. And using it fast and repeatedly, one would assume.
HUGS…
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Twilight’s name was cooler before the books came out. Lame is cooler than super lame.
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:14 pm
It just gets darker and darker. Excellent.
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Wow, Dave S. and Polt and we are only at 21 (now 22) comments for the day… Is everyone OK?
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:14 pm
john: It’s my last week of work! I’m busy! lol
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:16 pm
But never too busy for Puntabulous.
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
But too busy for my own blog apparently…
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:19 pm
john: I’ve contributed three comments so far, where’s Tam, Enrickyricardo, Michelle M. and cupcake? They’ve only commented once (although we can kind of forgive the last two, as they’re on West Coast Time).
HUGS…
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Dave S.: Exciting! Are they throwing you a party? Do you have to strip at your own party?
Polt: I guess Michelle M. should be able to sleep. I’ll accept it, but I don’t have to like it. Enrickyricardo must be at work.
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
john: I’m demanding that everyone else strip at my party. lol
Not that I would actually *go* to that party…
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I’ve contributed nine. Of course, I’m usually up to about 316 by this point in the day…
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:32 pm
What, no one is missing me today? *sniff, sniff*
I totally loved the emo kid, the hair change and commentary were hilarious!
Cupcake: “Lame is cooler than super lame” LOL!
Dave S: Must be a very exciting/scary week for you, best of luck on your new endeavors!
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
And, no, john — Dave and Chris will *not* be their names.
Craig: I just read it again, and I love the detail of Twilight having dark lips! That’s hilarious.
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Nico: Hey, aren’t you supposed to be hacking into Yahoo chat?
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Thanks for the good wishes, Nico. Yeah, it’s pretty scary.
But not as scary as Master Bader!! (bringin’ it back to SV…)
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:58 pm
M Nico.: We missed you, but being on West Coast time, we cut you some slack.
Dave S.: Of course they won’t, they should be Chris and Dave. You have to name then from left to right.
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:03 pm
john: D’oh!
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Okay, I’m back. Grade 8 graduation, flying teenage hormones, straightening irons, lip gloss, teaching her to walk in heels, its been ugly. Sort of like facing Master Bader, wait, that would be an improvement over my morning. And its not over yet. ARRGGHHH!!!
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Tam: Hey, not to…uh…give you any ideas, but, y’know, Twilight *did* end up in a better place… Just sayin’.
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Dave: I’m trying to use my serene parenting face, but at times its hard as I’m sure you well know. In 9 hours it will all be over, I just keep chanting that in my head.
Crap, I need to get making some Barbie clothes here. I’ve hit a stumbling block.
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:26 pm
SERENITY NOW!
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Or at the very least “CALGON! Take me away!”
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:36 pm
M,Nico: I didn’t include you cause I KNEW you’d be posting as soon as the time difference allowed you to.
“Flying teenage hormones”???? Dear God, don’t let one of them hit you! Few things in life are worse, I’d assume, that having a flying teenage hormone smack you in the side of the head and wrap around your head like aluminum foil.
And frankly, I think Chris and Dave are ENTIRELY appropriate names. Even without one of them having a goatee and glasses.
HUGS….
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I’m not at work. I was driving to my new house, the one I’ll be staying at next school year.
And now I’m off to New York with Josh so we can do some research!
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Dave S: Ppppfffttt… Yahoo! Messenger, puh-lease, I was cracking instant messaging programs before Al Gore invented the Internet.
Tam: Ahh… I remember when my mother taught me how to walk in high heels, and let me tell you, I PWNED Rocky Horror that night. Oh, and as for Barbie, have you considered using some lightning bolt?
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Polt: That’s what I’m sayin’!
M.Nico: Can you really walk in heels? Every time I see women in them, I think: “Why do you torture yourself?”
Tam: I’m glad you taught her how to walk in heels. My in-laws and I were totally goofing all over the number of women who didn’t know how to walk in them at the wife’s graduation.
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
John: it was a one-time thing, but yes, I actually did better in heels than women who had been wearing them for years. And actually I have worn some mens dress shoes that were way less comfortable.
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:21 pm
There were a bunch of women i graduated college with wearing heels, and we had the graduation outside on the football field. They kept staggering cause the heels got caught in the dirt. It was funny, but luckily no one broke and ankle or anything.
HUGS….
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Polt: I was waiting for a emailed comment to get a link to the comments section (I am not scrolling down past NSFW comics at work). I didn’t get any until just now.
Enrico: Is “research” code for “stalking Craig?”
June 23rd, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I don’t remember ever wearing high heals, but I may have the time my aunts made me into a cross-dressing two-year-old.
June 23rd, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Polt/john – I fell under the spell of the vibrating boobies. That’s where I’ve been all this time.
June 23rd, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Even as a girl I don’t really like high heels. I love the look, loathe the pain. Wedge heels are ok and I have a pair of comfy sandals but I’m a sneaker kind of gal and would wear them all the time if I could get away with it.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Master Tater! Yes, perfect!
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:23 pm
hahhahhahaha, can’t stop laughing! these are going to make a great book someday!
June 24th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I think it’s hysterical that a few people pointed out Master Tater as being funny. I was so disappointed I couldn’t think of anything better. Now I’m glad I didn’t change it.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
The military guy cracked me up, dishing out the putdowns with a smile. Paradoxically, Twilight got sent to Heaven which is in fact his Hell. This may or may not actually be a paradox, seeing as how I only have a slight grasp on the meaning, much like “ironic.”