Today I welcome Michelle M. who’s here to present another one of her awesome guest posts. Remember her last one? Yeah, that really awesome one. Anyway here she goes again!
Remember this Puntabulous post? Well (unfortunately for Craig) I do. So what would happen if Craig were to indulge in sexytimes with those of the non human persuasion? And what offspring might result from said mating? Let’s find out…
Craig + Werewolf: It’s probably racist to imply that all werewolves are good at basketball. But they are.
Craig + Faun: Faun spawn – Mr. Yumnus!
Craig + Ent: Here’s Craig Jr. sporting some wood.
Craig + Minotaur: Bully!
Craig + Vampire: Anyone want to volunteer for a good sucking?
Craig + Cyclops: Cutest one-eyed monster I ever did see.
Craig + Mermaid: Frilly or not frilly? Only Craig Jr. knows for sure.
Okay – now here is where I should have stopped and maybe used my time to cure cancer, write the great American novel, bring about world peace or at least get dressed. But what can I say? Craig gives good head.
Craig + Leprechaun Luck of the (uncursed) Irish
Craig + Wizard: Always playing with his wand…
Craig + Dwarf: Dorky, the 8th dwarf.
Craig + Cyborg: Your clothes. Give them to me. Now.
Craig + Ghost: Dead sexy.
Craig + Elf: Craigolas!
Craig + Alien: Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
Craig + Troll: I want one.
Craig + Fairy: “Do you believe in fairies? If you believe clap your hands.” — James M. Barrie
Craig + Giant: Craig is pretty tall, so except for the green skin this isn’t much of a stretch. Get it? Stretch?
Craig + Genie: Just don’t ask him to do a gay Elmer Fudd or black preacher impression.
Craig + Gnome: Gnome sweet gnome.
Craig + Demon: Delight on Bald Mountain.
Craig + Angel: A little slice of heaven.
Craig + Deity: Bow before him. And… always look on the bright side of life.
