My parents are going on a cruise to Alaska so I’ll have the house to myself for a week starting on Saturday. Clearly I have to fit a lot of stuff into this week that I can’t normally do for the other 51 weeks out of the year. I mean, a year of hooking up in only a week? How the heck am I supposed to hook up zero times in such a short time frame?
Anyway, last time I had the house to myself I told you all the fun stuff you can do. Now it’s your turn to tell me what I can do while they’re gone as I nurse my booze cruise hangover think fondly back on last night.
I like that rule. When I see guyz starting to wave their armz in the air I instantly want to call the Douche Patrol and have them apprehending for looking like toolboxez.
John: Has some pretty young thing been kneading your balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock?
And Craig, while you’re home alone you should def watch porn in the living room with the surround sound. Crank it up, screw the neighbors!
Those of you who are suggesting watching porn in the living room are showing your age. I mean, who has VHS/DVD porn these days?
Oh! So the two hotties get invited over for a dance party?! What about the rest of us Craig?
You only have a VCR/DVD in the living room? Aww, sorry sweety. If you need some entertainment I can loan you my Pong console.
Or I could draw you a flip book. It would keep one hand occupied, but you can do whatever you want with the other hand.
I want to dance! aka drink heavily and forget my earthly problemaz!
Mark: A flip book! BWahahaah…you crack me up!
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Enrico: Jazz Hands!
Craig: Some of us have been buying porn before the internet…Plus, a good tv will allow you to hook up a laptop to view your files on the big screen.
Mark: LOL! Not as often as I would like. Oh, and I hope that the tow hotties are going to be the subject of the web cam scheme to make money.
Josh: I hope you shake that azz like you got no clazz.
john’s advice to josh is awezomecopterz!
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you can’t put some porn on a usb and watch it on a ps3 or hook your laptop to the tv or connect to the internetz on your wii and watch porn thusly! That’s what ALL the cool kids do.
You can put your hands in the air sometimes. It depends on the song and the party of course. Besides dancing is easy. Pretend no one is looking. I have a move that I teach everyone called “Big fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box.” With that move alone anyone can dance. It must be on the internetz somewhere.
i just watched a highly illuminating youtube video of bob the builder, wherein they dance the big fish little fish cardboard box dance with a few other moves. I musn’t forget to “bish bash bosh it” in my future trips to the dance bar.
Nathan: HERE IT IS
If I end up singing this all weekend I’m going to Canada to find Nathan….
OK, I’f I’m invited to the Puntabulous Booze Cruise, can we all do the “Big Fish Little Fish, cardboard box” dance?
Obviously I Lurve this new dance craze, simply because in the video, someone’s wearinga leather biker cap and a purple boa while playing the piano.
Bob the Builder, Tinky WInky, even Bugs Bunny did drag. Is there NO cartoon NOT laced with gayness?
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Ya know, I actually envision “Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box” as a kind of line dance thing, ya know?
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Polt: Yeah, that’s why I want all of us to do it on the Puntabulous Booze Cruise.
Oh yeah, we’re doing the little fish big fish dance.
That isn’t a “2 fish, 1 box” sort of vid, is it?
as much as it sounds absurd, it actually kind works pretty well on the dance floor.
Kegger at Craigger’s!
I say stay up all night and sleep all day!
I’m pulling for a Craig/Enrico/Josh meet up. I hope you guys have fun and take lots of pics.
Your kids will love it TwoPi. (I’m not lying, it’s catchy.)
I suspect you’re right, Tam. The boyz haven’t seen the vid yet, but no doubt will soon.
The dance move reminded me vaguely of the Hustle, esp the hand movements in front of the abdomen. Of course, the tempo is completely different.
Dammit, now I can’t get Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box out of my head.
Personally, I prefer dancing that involves a kick-line.
I have the whole house to myself all the time, since I live alone. I don’t walk around nude too often, but it can feel liberating from time to time. After I mow my lawn I will sometimes strip off and throw my clothes in the basement before I take a shower. The cool air awash on my warm wet skin feels invigorating.
I am probably not a great dancer. However I don’t bother getting self conscious about dancing most of the time. My friend likes to make fun of the way I move my hands (below my head, Josh). He thinks my dancing is “cute”. Dancing can actually be very sensual, with the right person, in the right situation.
TwoPi: “That isn’t a “2 fish, 1 box” sort of vid, is it?” LOLZ!
Jere: Tell me about it! Do you want me to pick you up on my way to Canada to slap Nathan?
Michelle: kegger and craigger = kregger?
Well if you guys are going to make it as far as Nathan’s you better keep coming and I’ll take you out for dinner. You’ll need to recover your strength after anyway.
Tam: It’s a promise!
huh, wha? Puntabulous Roadtrip to Canada?? Count me in!
We WILL be making a stop in Toronto, right?
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I don’t know if you ever read the post I made about the guy that called me a fudge packer, and I didn’t know what he meant. I thought he meant I had a dead-end job, much like packing fudge in a factory would be.
Well, if you haven’t read the post, you did now.
Enjoy your naked lawn-mowing (is that the consensus from the comments?)
naked lawn mowing sounds dangerous. You should at least wear shoes.
…and safety glasses.
Craig: You have two options:
1. Connect laptop to VGA input or S-Video input of the TV if it has it.
2. Burn DVD with porn.
OK. I sleep now.
People In the Sun: your fudge packing story made me damn near choke on my coffee this morning!
Thanks for the laugh.
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LOL @ People in the Sun. Are there other descriptions of dreary tasks that sound potentially suggestive?
Bolt-tightener
Tree-planter
Hmmm. Need more coffee.
Man I hate working on the weekends! Anyway, naked lawn mowing does sound dangerous especially if we are to believe earlier statements made by our Mad Monkey King.
Oh, and I am a little disappointed at the latest Green Lantern news, I always pictured someone a bit more rugged for the role.
Huh, too bad Green Lantern wasn’t shirtless. Mmmmmmm
I do not deny that Ryan Renolds is totally lust worthy (I do have a thing for the Canadians
), just a little too pretty for Green Lantern in my humble opinion.
Nico – I had heard that Justin Timberlake was up for the part, so I’m relieved that RR was cast. Plus, hubba.
Speaking of the Green Lantern movie – what about my Wonder Woman movie!! At this rate Bouncing Boy will get a movie before Wonder Woman. I call shenanigans!
Michelle M., I would not get my hopes up for a WW movie. The last couple of female-hero movies all were flops. I think Hollywood has given up on that genre, same as Animated movies aimed at teenage boys. The only viable female-lead genre right now is Horror,
oh and chick-flick.
Oraganize closets, organize photos, throw out beyond-repair things, drink beer. That’s what I’d do as dream activities.
Hmmm, well I always thought Reynolds would be a good Flash, but GL….I don’t know. Oh who the hell am I kidding? He could play a Fuller Brush Man and I’d go see him, just to see HIM!
Michelle M.: Bouncing Boy! Way to shout out to the Legion fans in the hizouse! Yo!
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A bit off subject, but I saw this and thought that Craig would like it:
http://img.trekmovie.com/images/sfs/bsgcylongcomiccontoaster-large-071109.jpg
Ok, I’m going to take advantage of the weekend lull and say I am stunned by the loss of a Big Star. No not Michael or Farrah, or even Ed. I’m talking about Molly Sugden. AKA Mrs. Slocombe from Are You Being Served.
I Loved her and Her Pussy!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unmkX15AeN8
*sigh* back at work again…
Polt: I agree, I would have liked him as the Flash, but I would rather Nathan Fillion had the role of GL.
Michelle: If they do make a WW movie I hope they will give the character the respect she deserves; Hollywood usually does a poor job with strong female lead characters.
Is Jannie Craig’s drag alter ego??? If so, you’re using way too much makeup sweetie!
Wow, M.Nico, that was one sweet fan trailor you linked to there.
And if I timed this right, I got the 100th comment! Suh-Weet!
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