Here to kick off a month of guest posts is Michelle M. who I’m sure you remember from her amazing Fantastical Creatures and Puntabulous Can posts! Enjoy!
Whaddya mean you’re not blogging for a WHOLE month? How could you do this to your NUMBER ONE FAN?!! You DIRTY BIRD!
But Michelle, I need the time to work on my novel. And in the meantime there will be fun guest posts for you to read.
I DON’T WANT TO READ ANY COCKADOODIE GUEST POSTS, MR. MAN!! And I don’t care about your Christ-ing novel, either! Now look, you’ve gone and made me feel all oogy. You know, God came to me last night and told me your purpose for being here. I am going to help you come up with a new post. I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan. God, I love you.
So while Craig is “writing his novel”, here is a Christ-ing guest post for you to enjoy. OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY LIBERACE RECORDS!
Drama:
Sports:
Fantasy:
Comedy:
Adventure:
Western:
Romantic Comedy:
And Another RomCom:
Superhero:
Holiday:
“You’ll shoot your eye out, Craig.”
Crime:
Porn-ish:
Epic:
Teen:
Straight to DVD:
Foreign:
Combining two of my favorite things, Craig and chocolate.
Horror:
Animated:
Historical:
Action:
Or is it Bottom Craig??? [Ed. note: I'll never tell!]
Documentary:
Science Fiction:
Tearjerker:
Wait, that’s not right…
There, much better.
Cult:
Martial Arts:
Indie:
Classic:
War:
Musical:
Oh my forkin’ Dog that was funny! So much fantabulosity that I don’t even know where to begin. The facial expressions for the Ghost ones were perfect, but really, they were all great. And Top Craig, of course, is just dead sexy.
Great post Michelle! I am amazed that you were able to come up with so many funny movies to spoof Craig into. It is also amazing that you found so many fitting photos of Craig to use. Apparently Craig gives good head (for photoshoping on to photos of other bodies, of course).
Good luck on the writing Craig. Don’t let our comments distract you too much.
Awesome post. The Bottom Gun (I mean Top Gun) and the Ghost ones cracked me up. Little Miss Sunshine was awesome too…well, they all were great.
I’d go and see all of those movies. I want a “Puntabulous now” poster. That post was pure puntabulosity, Michelle. Craig who?
so fun!!!!
Michelle M.: BRILLIANT as always! The Christmas story and Patricia’s baby were hiLARious! Well, they ALL were hilarious, but those were hilarious-er. And yet again, you show why you need your OWN blog!
Craiggers: I wish you hadn’t started the guest posts with this one….it’s a pretty big level for the rest of us and our guest posts to live up to!
Man, I just looked at it again…great, simply great.
HUGS…
Loved the 2nd Ghost picture!
yeah, way to make all of the other bloggers look bad!
Patricia’s Baby and Citizen Craig were the bestest.
“argyle”
teehee
I’m no newcomer to Photoshop, but I can’t imagine how much time went into this. Either you have way too much time on your hands, or this really was a labor of love.
HAHAHA Hilarious Michelle, you are brilliant. I loved Craig’s Dad in the sidecar and his Mom holding the knife. OMG, you are going to be a hard act to follow. Your imagination knows no bounds my dear.
Oh, you need your own blog chelley chelle
Michelle, this is just fantastic. Do you have a whole bunch of Craig heads sitting around on your computer, just waiting for various posts [Ewww -- that sounds pretty morbid doesn't it???]
Michelle M.: Awesome! I normally would write a bad pun using the word “head” as a double entendre, but this is such a great post I just can’t sully your genius with juvenile humor. I love all the little details like the marionette monkey in the Godfather, and the Christmas Story Craig is too adorkable for words! Great post.
Awesome, Michelle! Your skills at posting Craig’s head on things far surpasses mine.
Also, what ever happened to Craig’s wife?
Ryan: They split and she’s living in the garage now. It was sad but it was time for them both to move on I think before it got ugly.
Tam: That’s too bad. I liked their games of guess the celebrity.
The Ghost part was HILARIOUS. Love it! I also love the monkey in the Godfather pic!
I thought the beginning was so funny. Especially the “So while Craig is ‘writing his novel’” part.
Great job Michelle!!
Brilliant! I especially love the ones that have Craig’s parents. Thank you Michelle–these really cheered up an otherwise tedious Monday.
hahahaha that was epic michelle!
I can’t get enough of pic #4. It’s perfection!
LITTLE MR. SUNSHINE WAS ADORZABLE!
Awesome job, Michelle! Love it!!
Thanks everyone – and to Craig for being such a good sport (as always).
Jere – Both, but probably more of the first : ).
Xi_Heather – I do indeed have a “Craig’s heads” folder. I finally figured out I should save them once I cut them out. Makes it easier to plug them in later. I also have a Puntabupeople heads folder, so watch out…
Patricia’s Baby *cracking up*…Ninja Craig looks about ready to clunk some heads. I was a little frightened.
I had to stop halfway through and put “Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus” on Netflix, I just have to make sure I’m tipsy while watching it for maximum laugh potential.
Fabulous job Michelle! I laughed out loud many times like I did with your fantastic creatures post. The ideas you come up with are amazing and hilarious.
Aaagghh! The bar is too high! I quit, my guest post will never be as good.