Hey, kids, it’s Uncle Polt from Polt’s Palace! During my most recent stalking visit to Craiggers house, I got into his computer and looked around for potentially blackmailable photos anything interesting I could find. And much to my surprise, I found that Super Viagra was NOT the first character he thought of using!!! No, I found a bunch of rejected possibilities.
But Craiggers felt it too difficult to write the name over and over in every panel.
There was Captain Cialis!
But Craiggers thought the teardrop shape too odd. And plus, he didn’t want people to think the big C on the forehead meant it was a representation of him, or anything.
But even before he went through the erectile dysfunction pills, he had even more surprising characters, like Condom Man!
Which he DID like, but he was pretty certain someone, somewhere else had already patented a Condom Man, and he didn’t want to get sued. [Ed. note: It also sounds like condiment!]
There was Professor Penis Pump!
But he thought the name too cumbersome.
There was Vibrator Girl!
But even though her vibrational/sonic power would have been kinda awesome, he wasn’t really keen on the kinds of…things she’d be getting herself…into.
There was Anal-Beads Boy!
But the least said about him, the better.
There was Auntie Flo!
But he realized he really had no idea how to draw a maxi-pad OR a tampon. And besides, what kinda superhero has their superpowers only one week a month.
And after all this, Craiggers discovered Super Viagra, and decided to stick with him. And we’re all the happier because he did so.
Ha! I chuckled out loud. Those are funny. I especially liked Professor Penis Pump (P3 – P cubed) and Anal Bead Boy. I think he had potential.
On the subject of penis pumps (weren’t we?). There was an article recently that a company in Montreal was asked to make a solid gold penis pump for a Saudi client. I think it cost about $50K Cdn. The guy claimed he was allergic to stainless steel or whatever the company usually made them out of. Oh yeah and he added rubies to it of course. *eye roll*
“getting herself into…” Tee hee.
Very cute Polt. Poor little rejects.
Tam – Of course he added rubies. Sapphires would be tacky.
“But the least said about him, the better.”
Genius! I think Anal Beads Boy needs to become a recurring character. I’m looking forward to making smaller, more standalone installments of SV and VG, so these will certainly come in handy.
Oh that Anal Bead Boy, he’s always getting himself stuck in tight spots.
There were plans for Auntie Flo and ABB to combine their talents against one particular arch-nemesis, but the idea was scrapped when the story devolved into one-too-many “We have defeated the enema” puns.
I think Anal Beads Boy is the most brilliant thing I’ve heard of recently!
Great job Polt!
The thing about Super Viagra, once he gets involved, you pretty much have to put him to use fairly quickly. Now Captain Cialis, he’s a little more steady and patient. If your emergency is interrupted by a visit from the grandchildren, he doesn’t mind hanging around all weekend to see if anything else comes up.
Wait, you forgot to mention The Incredible Fist! Don’t make him angry. You won’t like him when he’s angry.
Bwahaha! Professor Penis Pump is awesome! Anal Bead Boy gave me a good laugh; “the least said about him, the better” priceless! Great job, I hope we get to see some more of these characters in the future.
Good job, Polt! As a reward, I give you Channing Tatum’s stripper days. Enjoy!
Cupcake, I had seen the photos before, but the video….all I can say is thank you.
HUGS…
Polt. you are so luck to visit craig. you forgot the tsunami butt-plug superhero, he is my favorite. I am sorry i have been missed for so long. Jonah broke my heart and i am ashamed to say it was my fault. but I am healed and i have humor again so i visit puntabulous. i miss you all.
Samuel: Jonah broke your heart? Shame on him. Shoulda known he was no good with his hating on Dave S. Welcome back to Puntabulous. And a tsunami butt-plug just sounds wet and messy….which is more like a villain for Super-Viagra, methinks!
HUGS…
Polt. thank you for your hugs. don’t have hate for Jonah, maybe he hate dave s. because i cant stop talking about dave s. super underwear body. and tsunami butt-plug must stop the wet and messy, dont you believe so?
Samuel: Welcome back! We missed you! BTW, “Tsunami butt-plug must stop the wet and messy” just brought all kinds of not-so-pleasent images to mind *shudder* I am glad you are back, but now I must go and get a case of Unicorn Chaser…
I too think that Anal Bead Boy is kind of cool! I like the design.
I think he should make appearances in SV&VG strips along with that Miley Cyrus that I MS painted!
Enrico: I guess we know what to get you for your birthday.
Great job Polt! I found this post quite funny. It figures that Enrico is fascinated by the Anal Beads. Ryan, if you get them for him then he could hang them on the rear view mirror of his car as a decoration.
I notice Auntie Flo is the only one not smiling, the reason goes without saying I suppose *unngh cramp*
On a side note, doesn’t the plastic on the tampons get uncomfortable after a while?
Anal Beads Boy: the source of many night terrorz! SCARY!
And Auntie Flo? VOMZ!