by | September 3, 2009 · 5:21 am

My Awesome Invention

A lot of random thoughts come into your head when you’re writing for a month and there are times you really really really don’t want to be writing. Mental procrastination if you will. Here is one of those thoughts illustrated:

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  1. Polt
    September 3, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    And I’m just gonna add here for clarification and for any law enforement officials who are reading this, that to my knowledge I have never had any kind of sexual contact with any person, male or female, under the age of 18. Nor do i desire to do so. Nor would I do so anywhere where it would even be legal for me to do so.

    That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. :P

    HUGS…

  2. john
    September 3, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Polt: I am humbled and impressed with your knowledge. I also may or may not be a little frightened by it.

  3. Mark
    September 3, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    Polt: Chase Mackenzie used to be Brent Everette’s boyfriend. Chase is primarily a top. The only time I have ever seen Chase bottom was for Brent. I think it was in Barebacking Across America. They also did at least one video with Brent Corrigan. If I recall correctly, Brent C and Chase double penetrated Brent E. Watching it was more scary than hot. Ouch! Anyway, since Chase is mostly a top and Craig is an exclusive top, there’s no hope of them ever getting together. ;-)

  4. Craig
    September 3, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Way to go Mark! The scene between Mark and Brent in BAA (they flip flop) is wonderful. I can send it to anyone who’s interested :-P

  5. Mark
    September 3, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Was I in that movie? Damn, I need to stop drinking! :-)

  6. Mark
    September 3, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Or was that a Freudian Slip? I knew you wanted me!

  7. Tam
    September 3, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Brent Everett’s not that hot but he’s Canadian.

    Mark: Ohhh, that’s Chase. Didn’t know his name. Jesus, I know too much

  8. The Ryan with the Cupcake
    September 3, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Mark: A poster at Puntabulous asserting that another poster is a top is a sign of the apocalypse.

  9. Mark
    September 3, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    Tam: If it wasn’t for the huge glorious rack I’d swear you were a gay man. :-)

    That’s a compliment, just in case you weren’t sure.

  10. Mark
    September 3, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Ryan: You’re assuming that is an assertion and not based on personal knowledge.

    I Wish!

  11. Tam
    September 3, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Mark: But in the case of “twu wuv” a top will always give it up for his honey bunny. So there is hope for Craig.

  12. Mark
    September 3, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Tam: How Twu, How Twu!

  13. M. Nicodemus
    September 3, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    Damn, I need to watch more porn. I don’t know any of these guys you are talking about (much less know them so well as to comment on their pitcher/catcher status) I only knew about Brent C. because I Googled him when the whole murder thing went down. So Craig please share, I have some catching up to do! :)

  14. Mark
    September 3, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    M. Nico: “Damn, I need to watch more porn.” If I had a nickle for every time I’ve said that……..

  15. Tam
    September 3, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    Oh as to age of consent, it used to be 14 in Canada. Ack. Now its 16 unless you have the teacher/coach/etc. thing going on. And I think there is a 5 year clause so if the couple are no more than 5 years apart you can’t get in trouble. So a 13 year old and an 18 year old would be okay. As the mother of a 14 year old. DOUBLE ACK!!!

  16. Craig
    September 3, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    LOL @ “A poster at Puntabulous asserting that another poster is a top is a sign of the apocalypse.”

  17. josh
    September 3, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Good jerb on being smart, Craiggerz! THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A NASHVILLE PARTY!!! How do I know this? Well, all I see are stilettoz…guess I never got da memo. :(

  18. john
    September 3, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    So, I did the search. Brent is certainly…healthy? I’m still not sure what Chase looks like as every image result that came up didn’t, um, show his face.

  19. TwoPi
    September 3, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Tam: The duties of parenthood: Vigilamus pro te.

    All y’All: A nice welcome back Craigers from his “sabblogital”, with an in-depth analysis of gay pr0n, and a relative flood of comments. We’ve missed you, Craig!!!!!!

  20. Will
    September 4, 2009 at 12:11 am

    I’d buy that for a dollar!!!

    … and then I stopped watching Robocop.

  21. M. Nicodemus
    September 4, 2009 at 12:29 am

    Will: THANK YOU! I have been trying to remember where that line came from for weeks! I used it a while ago but couldn’t remember what movie it came from. Whew… I can sleep better tonight :)

  23. Ryan (in Mexico)
    September 7, 2009 at 2:15 am

    maybe we can have these bombs made in Mexico…I’m here…I have financial connections…:P

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