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Oh my God, how much would I kill for one of those?
Eight-year-old boys will load mp3s of bodily noises.
Twelve-year-old boys will load mp3s of school bells ringing.
Eighteen-year-old boys will load mp3s of Meg Ryan.
Eighteen-year-old boys will load mp3s of Meg Ryan.
I didn’t intend to be orientationist; I don’t know what the male equivalent of that scene is.
“Ask me about my weeineeerr!”
Holy crap, this is awesome! I so want one!
And you can, like, use two — put Miley on one, 2 Live Crew on another, throw them both at the same time and BOOM! — instant mash-up!
This actually is a brilliant idea….
Where’s the toll-free number to call? WHERE’S THE MF TOLL-FREE NUMBER TO CALL??
And MP3 Bomb 2.0 should be sticky, so you can throw it at the ceiling.
Caig: You must get this made.
Jere: GENIUS!!!
TwoPi: Meg Ryan? 20 years ago maybe. I’d suggest Megan Fox (though she wouldn’t be my first choice, the young boys seem to like her).
Dave S.: LOL! Mash-up!
Oh dur, I just got the Meg Ryan choice. mp3, not images. When Harry Met Sally. Stupid fingers working faster than my brain.
And it’s only $9.99, but if you call in the next ten minutes, cause we can’t be doing this all day, if you call in the next ten minutes, we’ll DOUBLE your order! That’s TWO MP3 bombs for the prices of one! Upload the same song, throw them to opposite ends of the room, and have your party in STEREO!!! Call NOW!
HUGS…
Oh, and by the way, this IS an awesome idea, Craiggers! MUCH better than that damn Snuggie thingee. Seriously, I want one of these…although I want mine with a Puntabulous logo and your signature!
HUGS…
PS,
Regardless of what boys want, this 41 year old man wants to record and load the mp3 from the climax of the final scene of “Pool Boys In Heat” between Justan Thyme, Rocky Hardd, and Big Donged Danny. Just mentioning it, cause Christmas will be here before you know it……
You’re a genius. What can I say. I so need one today. Desperately. Someone bomb me.
Oh yea and get Vince “Do you like my nuts” to pimp it on TV.
Polt: Do you have that Pool Boy movie with Brent Corrigan? Just askin’.
Welcome back Craig!
This idea is awesome. Will they use your drawings in the commercial?
Polt: “Pool Boys in Heat”… Total LOL! Is that a real movie?! Those names are hilarious.
And, damn, unlike Philip, I totally forgot my manners. Welcome back, Craig!!
Tam: I don’t own any movie with Brent Corrigan, just cause I’m sure when it was made and how old he was at the time (scan-dallllll). But I have SEEN Brent Corrigan in a few clips…..
And I gotta wonder, have YOU seen that Pool Boy movie with Brent Corrigan? And if not, how do you know about it?
HUGS…
Dave S.: To my knowledge, it’s not an actual title, I just made it up. Although, honestly, I’d not be surprised a BIT if it were an actual title.
HUGS….
Brent Corrigan as a merman.
In what was surely an abomination of a movie: Another Gay Sequel
Patent pending?
Yay, Craiggers is back! Awesome idea, I would totally buy one, but it would have to be blue and made to look like Super Viagra
Polt: I KNEW IT! Brent Corrigan always did look a bit too young, even for the 18+ twinkie flicks. Which I have never seen myself, I only heard about them… yeah… Hey, what’s that shiny thing over there?
I never saw Another Gay Sequel. I hated Another Gay Movie.
Ryan: Just looking for a business partner who knows everything about business and handles everything but gives me loads of money for my brilliant idea!
Thanks for the welcome backs!
Another Gay Movie was moronic. And I love stupid humor (shocker!) but even so, it was just awful.
Cupcake, Craiggers, what’s with the hatin’ on Another Gay Movie? I actually thought it was pretty darn funny. Laughed so much, I actually bought it later. Haven’t seen Another Gay Sequel yet.
I mean, it is what it is: a funny, gay parody of the teen virgins need to get laid sex movies that are pumped out year after year. It’s not Oscar caliber or anything. But then I DO have a rather crass, low-brow sense of humor.
HUGS…
Another Gay Movie was pretty moronic, but it definitely had its hilarious moments. Someone had to nearly tie me onto the chair to watch it though.
So, if I understand this correctly Brent Corrigan = Tracy Lords?
Polt: There were some funny parts, but as a whole it didn’t work for me.
YES YES YES!
Not only is this a great idea (Jere’s version 2.0 is also genius) but you included my FAVORITE line from the (current) best song ever!
“…She’s gotta be from outta town!”
I think if Brent’s got the tattoo on his butt he’s old enough. Not that I’ve seen it or anything. *blush* Umm, the movie was recommended and I happen to see it on a site and it was $75. Even Brent, his enthusiasm and his tattoo aren’t worth $75. For that they better come to my house and perform live in the living room.
John: Yeah I think he was 17 when he started in the biz.
Enrico: It’s my favorite line too!
Actually, I think he was 16 when he started, but why quibble over a year? I mean, BOTH are illegal, right?
Tam: Not sure what tattoo you’re referring to (surprisingly) but I have seen photos where he wore a green speedo, a black cape and a domino mask and painted the rest of his body up like Robin. Looked pretty nice that did.
and $75??? For a MOVIE??? Dear God, I agree with you Tam, if I’m paying $75 dollars to see him perform, the performance will need to not only be in my house, but it damn well better be interactive as well!
HUGS…
Notice how there two lines of conversation going here? The Skeezy ones are all about the Brent Corrigan porno, and the more innocent, virginal ones are all about lines from a movie.
HUGS….
Lines from a song! Teh best song ever! Miley’s Party in the USA!
Polt: If you want to learn to love the song, look for it on youtube. There’s a group of cute gay guys lip synching to it on the beach.
Anyone got a link? Hook a brother up. It’s blocked at work.
Here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ezfk7s1NyY
Apparently I hooked myself up.
(Which sounds about right.)
Craig: Nothing wrong with holding your own.
How come you can still generate original ideas after 50k of creative writing? I thought you’d be brain-dead by now!
Is a good idea!
Love the idea, and I think it’s totally doable. Now to find an engineer who can make it happen….
Well, thank god that video was full of nearly nekkid boys because her voice grates on me like nothin’ else. *shudder* I was able to make it to the end thanks to some man-flesh.
Tam: People are able to get tattoos without being 18.
But he looks over 18. That counts right? In a court of law?
Tam: I have to agree on the voice. It makes Britney’s sound like the voice of an angel. And that’s saying a lot.
Tam: Remember that your jury may use TV standards to determine what age a person looks. By those standards, 24yo Chace Crawford looks questionably legal.
Okay, the video..all I can say is thank GOD for the mute button. Nice visuals though. Did I see Sassy josh frolicking in the surf there, in white sunglasses? Not sure.
And if one lays in the sand while the surf comes in and rolls over your from the foot upwards, whilst you’re lipsyncing to a crappy sappy song, does one get sand in one’s what’s-gone-sour?
HUGS….
Wow, I go to class and you people start talking gay porn. I should be surprised about that. Should be.
For the record, the fact that Brent C made porn before he was 18 is the issue. Whether or not it is illegal for Polt to have sex with a 17-year-old is matter of state-by-state age of consent laws. Canadians will be glad to know that unless there’s an exploitative authority-dependency sort of relationship (e.g. teachers, pastors, guardians), you’re free to hook up with all the 16- and 17-year old guys you like.
JUMPS INTO PORN CONVO
Chase McKenzie is way hotter than Brent Corrigan and Brent Everett combined.
JUMPS OUT OF PORN CONVO
I’m so lost. I’m so tempted to google these people, but not at work.
Brent C. I know, he was in the news and such not too long ago when someone got murdered. I have no clue who Chase McKenzie is, but am looking forward to seeing what Craig likes in his porn stars. Is Brett Everett the guy who played Sascha Baron Cohen’s son in Borat or is he a tennis player?
That video was cute and fun.
What a great invention – everyone would want one! It could be the new Tickle Me Elmo. Stampedes at Walmart. Mayhem, death. Craig, you are going to ruin Christmas.
I am totally and completely ashamed to say that I don’t know who Chase Mackenzie is. I mean, I don’t know his name, but I very well might recognize his face or….other parts. I’ll have to google him when I get home.
Brett Everett is kinda freaking hot, though Craiggers, so this Chase person has GOT to be something special…we’ll see…
john: The guy that played Borat’s son was a porn star named Stonie, who much to MY chagrin, I jsut recently found out is trasnitioning to a woman. I think he’s already on the breast implants and has been living as a woman for a year or so already. Man, what a waste of a good….well, you know.
And Jere, while I didn’t know all that you wrote there, it’s just one MORE reason why I LOVE Toronto!
HUGS…