Monthly Archives: December 2009
2010 New Years Resolutions!
Okay fine, I’ll make up some New Years Resolutions. We all know I’m never gonna stick with them anyway, so what’s the big deal? Oh right, I need a blog post. Fine. Here you go, but I may or may … Continue reading
Something, Something, Something, Dark Side – Review
So I picked up Something, Something, Something, Dark Side using one of the gift certificates I got for Christmas. Just like Blue Harvest spoofed the original Star Wars, this one was a retelling of The Empire Strikes Back. I absolutely … Continue reading
Christmas Wrap-Up
So Christmas is officially over. Twas a good season of merriment and cheer. Mom made lots of her delicious homemade Bailey’s irish cream, which I like better than the real stuff. We went to my sister Amanda’s on Christmas Eve. … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays
Fate of the Jedi: Abyss – Review
So I finished Star Wars: Fate of the Jedi: Abyss the other day. While I enjoyed it, I have some majors issues about the current state of the Expanded Universe series of books. To me, the New Jedi Order series … Continue reading
Babylon 5 – Season 3 – Review
So I finished the third season of Babylon 5 over the weekend. Remind me never to take a year off between seasons of Babylon 5 ever again. This was back when I thought it would be a good idea to … Continue reading
Filed under Reviews, Television
James Cameron’s Avatar – Review
I had the pleasure of seeing James Cameron’s Avatar over the weekend in IMAX 3D. I had all expectations to hate it. Who wants to see a movie about weird looking blue people created by computers? And I was annoyed … Continue reading
The Adventures of Super Viagra and Vagina Girl! – A Christmas Miracle
Filed under Holidays, Super Viagra
Content Warnings: Proposed 3rd Option
As I’m sure you know, some blogs come with a content warning. Well how many damn times do I need to answer that stupid question? So I propose adding this third option so everyone knows exactly where I stand on … Continue reading
Filed under Random
New Clash of the Titans Trailer
Here’s the second trailer to next year’s Clash of the Titans, which has more dialogue than the last one, and a lot more fancy special effects. Love the shots of Pegasus. Frankly there aren’t enough flying horses in movies these … Continue reading
Filed under Movies, Watch This
Open Letter to Zach Galifianakis’s Beard
Dear Zach Galifianakis’s Beard, I hate you. I loathe you with every fiber of my being. I despise you more than what is reasonable for a sane person to despise a semi-inanimate object attached to someone’s face. But let’s face … Continue reading
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