I fully expect Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and other right wingnuts to be denouncing this as sacriliege within days. Frankly, I myself think it should be taught in all the schools just this way. Well, since it involved God and angels, maybe it couldn’t legally be taught in public schools, but private, Christian schools, it should be taught post haste.
What Mark said. And yes, I’ve been known to use “huzzah” on occasion, as well.
What I want to know Craig, is whether you’re planning on making up for the Duggars single-handedly. Or, given the prodigious size of the Puntabucock, would that be a two-fisted job?
This made me really depressed. If anyone needs me, I’ll be listening to Straylight Run’s self-titled debut and drowning my eyez in their own salty waste.
All I can think of now is “sanitary pads” and how unsanitary it seems to me to interact with something that bleeds once a month for no externally obvious reason.
Oh, yes, now I remember. Thank you Cupcake. That video was disturbing. I’ll spare you the intimate details of my familiarity with that particular subject.
Ew Craig…are you positive that your secret gifteroni & cheeze person will also want a double-ended spiked 18-inch dildo?! Just cuz you want it doesn’t mean otherz will!
Craig: While shopping of packaging for a present at Target, I ended up buying a CD and the first two seasons of Buffy, and my last Amazon purchase was about 50% presents and 50% Cupcake.
Craig: The hard part is keeping track of what the person has. For example, I find it easy to think of movies that my Dad would like. The hard part is finding something that he doesn’t have/is not likely to buy before Christmas.
My uncles were/are famous for buying something they want right before Chrsitmas. Several times my aunts have bought things like table saws or other manly power tools as a surprise only to have my uncles buy them “on sale” on Dec. 10. Arrrggghhh! Menz. Girls always wait “just in case someone buys it for me.”
I bought boots, for me. Just before tomorrow’s storm so my feet will be toasty and dry.
Tam: I have my fingers crossed that my Mom doesn’t buy what I bought for her. She saw that the latest season of Monk was on sale at Target when she was here a week ago. However, there were no copies left in the video section. While my parents went to look for a gift for the person who let them stay in her condo, I went to the front of the store under the pretense of paying for the $4 copy of Dark Knight. While on my way there, I grabbed a copy of Monk from the display in front. At least my dad can help steer her away from it for the next month.
Realized I’d never actually watched the Jill videos. I love how they were so forward-thinking using the adhesive pads rather than the giant bricks with the belts (which I expect most of y’all don’t remember). That they faked handwashing was totes disgusting, though, and what was with the whole checking out their tits after?
Finished up my Christmas shopping yesterday. Got a gift for each of my 5 young cousins. In addition, I bought a Spock Barbie doll, a book, candy canes, a set of iPod speakers, two CD’s and oh yeah another book for me. I think everyone will come out happy in the end.
1. Loved the post, especially the mouse over text. I was sure the angel on the right was going to get wood if you streched it out a few more panels
2. I really should be working right now, so don’t tell my boss I am here. Shhh!
4. I am strangely uncomfortable with the number three.
5. I have not even started my Christmas shopping yet; every time I jump online (we have no local stores other than RiteAid) the Mrs has already drained the account with her Christmas shopping. Very frustrating. Don’t worry, I have my gift exchange buddy totally covered, and I hope they like what I have put together.
1. That’s hilarious. You’re freakin’ hilarious.
2. Straight white folks actually aren’t breeding much these days. (Europe’s having a fit about their population decline, see http://www.thenation.com/doc/20080303/joyce to bask in their terror.)
I forgot: We had a highschool intern at my office some years back who used to say Huzzah. I think he was a fan of SCA ( Society for Creative Anachronism) type things (Ren. Fairs and the like). I believe they used to say Huzzah in the Horatio Hornblower movies.
I say “Huzzah!” all the time. And “Curses!” when “huzzah” is not appropriate.
Um… what?
Poor little angels. Pure no more.
Nasty!
I fully expect Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and other right wingnuts to be denouncing this as sacriliege within days. Frankly, I myself think it should be taught in all the schools just this way. Well, since it involved God and angels, maybe it couldn’t legally be taught in public schools, but private, Christian schools, it should be taught post haste.
HUGS…
That was brilliant really.
Those MS paint skills sure did improve by that last panel.
One man’s “Unsanitary” is another man’s “Fun Saturday Night”!
this is hilarious!
Of course there’s no Powerpoint in Heaven, Craig! Just like there are no harps and halos in Hell.
Glad to see people found the alternate texts! Figured I’d give it a try
Nice job on Lot’s wife, she really does look salty! I laughed my a$$ off at the punchline!
What Mark said. And yes, I’ve been known to use “huzzah” on occasion, as well.
What I want to know Craig, is whether you’re planning on making up for the Duggars single-handedly. Or, given the prodigious size of the Puntabucock, would that be a two-fisted job?
This made me really depressed. If anyone needs me, I’ll be listening to Straylight Run’s self-titled debut and drowning my eyez in their own salty waste.
“drowning my eyez in their own salty waste.”
Hmmm, well that just sounds unsanitary.
HUGS…
I was expecting angelic “standing ovations.”
All I can think of now is “sanitary pads” and how unsanitary it seems to me to interact with something that bleeds once a month for no externally obvious reason.
Oh no, jere…
do I have to reintroduce you all to Jill [feat. Ragu sanitary padz]?!
No, I remember Jill quite well.
“Come on, Jill. I’ll show you. I’m having my period right now.” ::everyone simultaneously vomz::
Poor Jill…I often wonder if she ever got out of therapy.
HUGS…
I’m going to regret this, but I can’t resist. Who is Jill?
john: Jill
Oh, yes, now I remember. Thank you Cupcake. That video was disturbing. I’ll spare you the intimate details of my familiarity with that particular subject.
I was hoping for a better response to this post. I was cracking myself up last night. Oh well.
I did some good shopping yesterday. I got the same thing for myself as I did for the person I was shopping for. I do that a lot.
Ew Craig…are you positive that your secret gifteroni & cheeze person will also want a double-ended spiked 18-inch dildo?! Just cuz you want it doesn’t mean otherz will!
Craig: While shopping of packaging for a present at Target, I ended up buying a CD and the first two seasons of Buffy, and my last Amazon purchase was about 50% presents and 50% Cupcake.
That’s my kind of shopping. My mom says I’m hard to shop for, but every time I’m in a store I see a hundred things I want.
Hey, I said I laughed my a$$ of at the punchline. I thought it was hysterical. The punchline and the bit about Kings and Queens.
Josh: Do you think a bull dozer would be a better choice?
John: I am @ werkz & am 94% sure i would be fired if mah boss walked by & saw that. I’ll have to clickity-click when I get home.
Craig: The hard part is keeping track of what the person has. For example, I find it easy to think of movies that my Dad would like. The hard part is finding something that he doesn’t have/is not likely to buy before Christmas.
My uncles were/are famous for buying something they want right before Chrsitmas. Several times my aunts have bought things like table saws or other manly power tools as a surprise only to have my uncles buy them “on sale” on Dec. 10. Arrrggghhh! Menz. Girls always wait “just in case someone buys it for me.”
I bought boots, for me. Just before tomorrow’s storm so my feet will be toasty and dry.
Tam: I have my fingers crossed that my Mom doesn’t buy what I bought for her. She saw that the latest season of Monk was on sale at Target when she was here a week ago. However, there were no copies left in the video section. While my parents went to look for a gift for the person who let them stay in her condo, I went to the front of the store under the pretense of paying for the $4 copy of Dark Knight. While on my way there, I grabbed a copy of Monk from the display in front. At least my dad can help steer her away from it for the next month.
Realized I’d never actually watched the Jill videos. I love how they were so forward-thinking using the adhesive pads rather than the giant bricks with the belts (which I expect most of y’all don’t remember). That they faked handwashing was totes disgusting, though, and what was with the whole checking out their tits after?
Oh, Craig, this absolutely made my day. It caused wide open mouth guffawing.
God Style! Love it.
Huzzah Craig!
Finished up my Christmas shopping yesterday. Got a gift for each of my 5 young cousins. In addition, I bought a Spock Barbie doll, a book, candy canes, a set of iPod speakers, two CD’s and oh yeah another book for me. I think everyone will come out happy in the end.
HUGS…
Polt, I think a Spock barbie would be better than hot sex and fries……BURP!!!!
just when i was pondering if homosexuality is natures way of balancing the population you have this post.
Yes, Paul, it almost is. A photo of it is posted on the Palace.
HUGS…
Polt…….Squeeeeeeelllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul: better get something to wipe that up with before someone slips on it and falls.
HUGS…
Polt: Unless Fred Astaire is dancing on the ceiling, I don’t think it’s a problem
HUGS BACK……………
HA!
No one on da corner has swagger like us!
1. Loved the post, especially the mouse over text. I was sure the angel on the right was going to get wood if you streched it out a few more panels
2. I really should be working right now, so don’t tell my boss I am here. Shhh!
4. I am strangely uncomfortable with the number three.
5. I have not even started my Christmas shopping yet; every time I jump online (we have no local stores other than RiteAid) the Mrs has already drained the account with her Christmas shopping. Very frustrating. Don’t worry, I have my gift exchange buddy totally covered, and I hope they like what I have put together.
6. Paul… I have no words.
1. That’s hilarious. You’re freakin’ hilarious.
2. Straight white folks actually aren’t breeding much these days. (Europe’s having a fit about their population decline, see http://www.thenation.com/doc/20080303/joyce to bask in their terror.)
This was an entertaining comic. I did not noticed the mouse over text at first, so I am glad it was mentioned. It makes the comic even better!
The final picture reminded me of the Gore Vidal book The City and the Pillar ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_City_and_the_Pillar ), which I liked, though I HATED both violent endings.
I forgot: We had a highschool intern at my office some years back who used to say Huzzah. I think he was a fan of SCA ( Society for Creative Anachronism) type things (Ren. Fairs and the like). I believe they used to say Huzzah in the Horatio Hornblower movies.
That was amazingly hilarious!