Comments on: The Adventures of Super Viagra and Vagina Girl! – A Christmas Miracle

By: maryc

maryc — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 02:03:29 +0000

Hate the song. Loved the comic. Here’s Patton Oswalt’s take on the worst xmas song EVER:
http://tinyurl.com/yczvny6

By: dcm

dcm — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 05:49:07 +0000

I don’t know why I’m just now reading this post, but it is a tragedy that its awesomeness has been absent from my life up until this point. Every year I make it a point to publicly vomit the first time I hear this song, and it’s good to see that so many people share my intense hatred.

By: Rick

Rick — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:42:52 +0000

You are my hero, Craig. This is GENIUS!!!!!!!!

Brilliant. Seriously. Brilliant.

By: The Ryan With the Cupcake

The Ryan With the Cupcake — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:58:49 +0000

I still haven’t heard this song, but today I listened to a comedian reading the lyrics and mocking them, so I can understand why everyone hates it so much.

Asserting that God gave a mother cancer in order to make your Christmas a little more pleasant is an epic fail to end epic fails.

By: David

David — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:19:22 +0000

I haven’t actually ever heard this song, but I hate it anyway because I read the lyrics when someone posted them, and almost threw up in my mouth.

I especially like Vagina Girl’s special moment with the boy.

By: john

john — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:19:30 +0000

Dave S: I was being a bit cheeky because, whatever happened to Spike 300?

By: Justin

Justin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:31:10 +0000

Dr. P. First off, that’s a book I would like to read. I’m a big fan of ghost stories. Well. certain KINDS of ghost stories. Good ones are very few and far between. Roald Dahl pulled together a great collection once.

As for feeling queasy from the appalling badness of a Lifetime movie, I don’t claim to be proud of having a bit of a soft spot for such things, but those who watch “Reality” TV are hardly in a position to cast aspersions

& Craig — I’m glad you have the 44/7 thing figured out. I can’t tell if it’s the same PERSON as TwoPi and, even if so, whether they suffer from Dissociative Identity Disorder

& Chris: please feel free to keep the Puntabular Education coming! I feel like I have to cram for an exam. I’m probably going to have one of those dreams soon. Where I’m naked and … no, not one of THOSE dreams. Sheesh!

By: The Infamous Dr. Para

The Infamous Dr. Para — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:56:24 +0000

Justin: I love Kristin Chenoweth, just as much as any gay man should, and let me tell you, watching the 12 Men of Christmas movie made my stomach all sorts of queasy. The only thing worth watching on Lifetime is Project Runway and it’s going to stay that way for me.

By: The Infamous Dr. Para

The Infamous Dr. Para — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:54:16 +0000

M. Nicodemus: Sorry, was running around all day. The premise is after surviving a suicide attempt, a twenty something gay writer uproots from his brutal home life in the middle of nowhere to the big city to write for a magazine. Tortured and haunted, he’s running from a relationship that wasn’t his to have, a father who is suffering from early onset Alzheimers and other “personal” demons. However, just because he left doesn’t mean that things are settled, especially when a peculiar ghost begins to haunt him.

By: Justin

Justin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:38:00 +0000

Actually, Michele, both of our Lifetime Princess lists are getting out of date. The new reigning Queen of that genre may be Kristin Chenoweth. I’ve already managed to see two goofy embarrassingly lowbrow Christmas movies with her in them this season alone: The 12 Men of Christmas (about a beefcake calendar — and it won’t surprise any of you that when I found out about that movie, and to my horror my TiVo didn’t have guide info far enough in the future to record it, I set a calendar reminder to remind me to TiVo it once I knew it would have made it onto the guide info) and Deck the Halls.

Dave S: “gay-finding”? Heh. I *love* that description! “I’m not feeling gay enough today. Where can I find me some gay?” *chuckle*

I have a straight friend who is perplexed that it’s called “Grindr” instead of, say, “Gaydar”. I thought that was cute of him. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that given its predominant use, its name is probably all too appropriate.