So Christmas is officially over. Twas a good season of merriment and cheer. Mom made lots of her delicious homemade Bailey’s irish cream, which I like better than the real stuff. We went to my sister Amanda’s on Christmas Eve. She always puts out a nice spread of delicious finger foods and chocolate covered fruit for dessert. I got a snuggie from my cousins, which is one of those gifts you can’t buy yourself, but if someone gives it to you, you’re allowed to be unreasonably excited for it. (I may or may not have worn it the next day whilst opening presents.)
I managed to stay in my pajamas for the entirety of Christmas day. Getting dressed on Christmas is pretty much a failure at life and makes baby Jesus cry. I got loads of DVDs, including some seasons of Angel, Big Bang Theory, and the entire series of Ally McBeal, which was just as much a present for my Mom as it was for me. We started watching it the next day, and it is awesome. Mom only got into it the last two seasons when people said it sucked, but she still loved it. Anything in marathon viewing is better anyway, so I’m sure I’ll love the whole thing. Oh, and maybe I got an argyle sweater or two, or seven.
Mom also got me this awesome t-shirt. A few months ago we came across a t-shirt in Kohls that said “Adorkable” on it, with a stick figure that looked remarkably like me. But it was in the clearance rack and there was only one left and it was XXL (which I probably would have worn in high school, but not anymore). She hasn’t stopped looking for that shirt since, to no avail. So instead she went to a t-shirt shop and had this made for me. She gave the woman a description (it was the woman’s idea to add the computer) and I think it came out great. I love it!
I also got the new Super Mario Bros. for Wii and have been playing it nonstop. It is just so great to play in the style of the classic Mario games. It really brings back a lot of memories. Water worlds are still the bane of my existence. Carrying Toad through an entire world on my head is also the most annoying thing on the face of the planet. I wish I could ignore his cries for help, but I just can’t, I’m compelled to help him. But I hate him. I’m always yelling at him if he falls off and starts running away. Ungrateful bastard. If you guys have been playing and know any secrets or any locked worlds I can get to, let me know!
I also got a bajillion dollars worth of Best Buy and Amazon gift certificates from my brothers and sister. They know me so well! But what is it with gift certificates that makes spending money so hard? I could go into Best Buy at any given time and spend $100 of my own hard earned cash. But give me a gift certificate and I wander around the store for days looking for the perfect purchase. It’s like I don’t want to waste my precious gift certificate on something silly, yet I would spend my own cash on it any other time. Doesn’t make sense. Any suggestions for what I should get?
That about sums it up. Oh don’t worry, like sex, Christmas is about giving as much as it is about receiving. I got my brothers Super Mario Bros. for Wii (I have a tendency to give gifts I’d also like to receive), Amanda car mats that say “What happens in Amanda’s Jeep stays in Amanda’s Jeep” which is way perverted for a Christmas gift if you think about it, along with a framed picture of her dog Ralphie made up to look like an old-fashioned school photo. We got my parents a new big screen TV for their bedroom, tickets to Wicked, a Kindle, a Keurig, and more. We’re such good kids!
Anyway, enough about me. How was your Christmas?
I totally thought “Guys with iPhones” when I saw your photo (then I read the thingy that comes up when the mouse-pointer-thingy hovers over the photo). I love that shirt. Your mom rocks
Xmas in NC was good. We ate a lot of cookies. Mmm.
You guys are so generous and your Mom is all shades of amazing. LOVE the shirt. Glad you had a good holiday. Mine was super quiet and back in the office today. Ho hum.
Oh yeah, submit the pic. Definitely.
Awww! I LOVE toad [see: my facebook pic]! I always play as him in mario kart/party/tennis/everything! my main complaint wiff this gane though is that you HAVE to play as mario’s fat azz instead of being able to enter in a code or sumfing to play as those cute little mushroom headz!
Yeah, the water worlds CAN be annoying as shet…but if you slip your azz into the penguin suit, it’s easy as (strawberry-rhubarh) pie! And like every other mario game, for some reason Wendy o. Koopa’s battle gave me a fucking headache. Dumb bitch…floaty condom ringz AND a room that fillz up wiff water?! AND you’re STILL in heelz?!? OmiGahd, i hate that trampy slut. She prolly reeks of turtle bukaki [sp?].
Oh! And one of the secret worlds is head-to-toe bullet bills and it makes me wish someone actually would shoot me in the ear.
Soooo…have i proved my nerdiness yet?! Am i a-dork-able??!?!?!?!
That shirt is pretty rad. Looking good, Craig. Happy new year!
Craig: Amateur T-Shirt Model/Future Amateur Porn Star.
I’m glad you enjoyed your Christmas. Have fun browsing Best Buy.
If you don’t have all the seasons of BSG, they’re $20 a piece at Best Buy this week. Just sayin’.
Alright, the pic has been submitted. I can’t check the site at work, so someone let me know if it gets posted!
I already have the BSG DVDs and I’m fairly sure I spent much more than $20.
Let’s see….Went to see Avatar at a late matinée showing on Xmas Eve, then home for a nice evening in of opening presents. Worked Xmas night, which could have sucked worse. Went to my parents’ for family dinner on Boxing Day and spent the night there before David dropped me back off at work on his way home. And here I still am, hoping that my car, which has been in the shop since last Tuesday, will be ready today. $1900 in repairs is quite enough, thanks.
Ryan: Future? I think we just haven’t Googled hard enough yet.
I’m not sure what these guys are doing with their iphones but it must be kinky cause it’s blocked at my work too.
Tam: Let’s just say that they don’t have a minimum dress code.
Ryan: That’s what I figured. LOL
Sassy josh: the correct spelling is bukkake…and no it shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that I know that.
Tam: Sorry about being back at the office. me too….ugh…
Craiggers: Love the shirt. It’s SO perfect! your mom seriously rocks! I see where you get your awesomeness from.
I’ll have to check out that site when I get home, cause it’s blocked here as well. Perhaps if you tell them you’re wearing nothing BUT the shirt, that might make it’s chances of getting posted evern better! 
HUGS…
Craig, do you mean you like your mom’s Bailey’s ice cream better than real Bailey’s, or better than real ice cream haha
Ok, that shirt is AWESOME! Your Mom rocks! Glad you had a good Christmas.
We spent Christmas in Tahoe with some friends, it was totally awesome; nine kids (ten if you count me) diving into a huge pile of presents, paper flying everywhere; it was great. We spent the day playing with our presents, sledding, and playing board games; I couldn’t ask for more.
Two highlights: all my kids wanted Pillow Pets so we asked which ones they wanted; my daughter wanted the lady bug, my first son wanted the penguin, guess which one my second son wanted? That’s right, the purple and pink unicorn. He is still carrying it everywhere he goes, I love that boy
Then there was my daughter playing with her new doll house; “knock, knock. Who is it? A storm trooper. Oh, come on in!” Star Wars geek at age 3 FTW!
Josh: Could you get any more loveable? I always play as Toad if I can too, but then I usually play smaller characters in video games, a case of art imitating life I guess
Also, I LOVE me some strawberry rhubarb pie! It is second only to my Nana’s blackberry pie.
M. Nico: Toad, Yoshi, Diddy Kong, Peach…I alwayz lurrrve to play as the smaller characterz! They’re so adorable yet deceiving. Peepz underestimate them, but then outta nowhere they win the race/battle/match/game/whateva!
However, I am quite fond of Wario. Especially Smash Bros. Brawl! Lurrrvez him! Waluigi can suck it though. Booo! I hate characters who were created just to be counterparts to other characters! Yeah, I’m looking @ you, Toadette…
Best Buy gift certificate!? Obviously you need to buy the entire Sex and the City series on DVD! You already got through one of my fave shows of all-time. Now get to the other one!
When I play Mario Kart games, I’m usually Luigi or Peach.
Christmas Eve and Christmas never fail to be interesting affairs with my family. Christmas Eve was spent at the house and after gift unwrapping at midnightish, my sister and her wife left my place about 2 A.M. after finding it hard to sleep since my brother invited 25 people over to the apartment. The highlight had to be my sister calling me after she left to tell me to clean the bathroom because apparently “the guy with the really ugly face” was doing blow in it ….
Christmas day was spent at my aunt’s in Indiana as it is done that way every year, imagine a giant table with an extra table added on. Toss in ham, polish sausage (in which I over indulged,) good ol’ fashioned Christmas racism, swearing (from me,) my 18 yr old awesome cousin telling me that she dumped her 16 yr old bf because he was addicted to heroin and me trying to explain how hard it is to find a literary agent. In other words, it was good times, though it doesn’t really come off as such when I only submit some of the more outrageous things.
The haul turned out fabulous though, which Uncharted 2 and a bluetooth being the best gift … mainly because I’m having an affair with my PS3 and even though I’m going to hit 30 in a few months, I have a tendency to yell at people in multiplayer games like I’m 15.
Anyway, glad to hear your Christmas was great Craig, also hope the rest of the reader base had as good as a Christmas as I did. Onward to New Years and the 35 person kegger being thrown at my apartment!
Ok, ***FIRST*** off, let me just say in loud thundering shout-caps, **CHRISTMAS SEASON IS NOT OVER** I didn’t think this was controversial: don’t most people keep their trees up until New Year’s? For myself, the tree stays up until 12thnight aka Epiphany aka “The Twelfth Day of Christmas” aka January 6 (or 5th, depending on the source you reference). I get my full Christmas Season’s worth, especially since I utterly **REFUSE** to look at or listen to anything Christmas-related until AFTER Thanksgiving.
Secondly — guyswithiphones (aka GWIP) will post your pic. They post *everything* that is submitted — I have that on personal authority via email from the guy who runs the site. I suspect that if something illegal is submitted, they won’t post that, but he told me that if you upload it, it will show up, so if you have second thoughts, you had better have them before hitting the button.
Thirdly — Tam et al. the pix at Guyswithiphones range all the way from fully-clothed, often just goofy and funny, to shirtless, to naked-but-holding-your-junk, to full-on-naked, to naked-and-erect, to naked-and-no-longer-erect-but-with-the-evidence-of-why (if you know what I mean), with the occasional couple thrown in (sometimes in the middle of performing some act). THAT would be why it’s blocked at work
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Fourthly — “adorkable” is one of my favourite words. On one of my personal favourite blogs, Squarehippies, it is a technical term. Voting is currently under way to choose the “Adorkable of the year” for 2009. I am THRILLED that my own submission to the adorkable category is currently heavily favoured to win — and he’s just a regular guy, not a celebrity, whose ex posted some extremely hotttt pix of him in scrubs to GWIP, which I submitted to the squarehippies forum and whom the proprietor (“Square” as he calls himself) made Adorkable of the month for October. Quite happy about that
. I’m afraid, Craig, that you wouldn’t make the adorkable cut unless you start posting shirtless pix, but please do feel free to submit yourself in the forum — you are A GREAT BIG DORK after all (I had to say it — the comment form commanded me to).
*whew* All that being said –
Our own Christmas was relatively quiet and pleasant. We took Christmas Eve Dinner (roast pork loin, sweet potatoes, garlicky kale) over to the two blind sisters, 92 and 94, whose airedale we help take care of. Then Lisa took breakfast over on Christmas morning because Dec 25 is the birthday of the one who just turned 92.
Then we made ourselves Pot Roast for Xmas dinner, which was about as simple and low-effort as we could think of, and I had mimosas all day.
I got Lisa the Alfred Hitchcock Presents series on DVD, the Complete Ripley Novels by Patricia Highsmith, and some Christmas movies she’s been wanting (The Bishop’s Wife and Wonderful Life, the latter in a collectible box complete with bell that rings when an angel gets its wings). She got me a stunning mahogany scrabble set, a stunning 3D Clue set with a glass top and inset rooms with little miniature furniture in them under the glass, and best of all, a DNA analysis of our two dogs — she put the reports in cardboard tubes, wrapped them, and hung them around the dogs’ necks like St Bernard whisky barrels.
I second Enrico’s suggestion of the Complete Sex and the City — preferably in the velvet pink collector’s edition box. Also the first season of True Blood, the complete Stargate SG1 (in Blue-Ray if you have it, since the last few seasons were in HD and Ben Browder is worth seeing in HD).
& Josh — yes, I cannot imagine a more worthy recipient than yourself of the “adorkable” title
And Strawberry Rhubarb pie is one of my total faves. Along with apple, pecan, and pumpkin. Strawberry Rhubarb is the best fruit pie I think.
<3 <3 <3 and EVERYBODY ENJOY THE NEXT 9 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS!!!!
I’m going to have to agree with Justin, you must have Season 1 of True Blood … it’s the best show on TV atm.
Oh it totally is. And Anna Paquin could almost turn me straight. Almost. I’m too busy looking at the cute guyz
And of course you meant to add, “I’m going to have to agree with Justin on the length of the Christmas season” too, right?
“American Idol?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?” HUZZAH!
Christmas is over Boxing Day. My vacation is over, Christmas is over. The end. Heathens like me quit right after the gifts arrive and the cookies are gone.
Argh! Tam, the only thing that makes you not full-on Grinch is that you know what Boxing Day is
Tam isn’t a grinch! Tam [feat. Michelle] is the greatest person in the world ever!!!!! YAY FOR TAM! YAY FOR MICHELLE! ::explodez into a bloody shower of jubilant confetti and entrails::
Josh — I *CERTAINLY* hope that your confetti is all a nice dark green and that there’s a LOT of it. It’s still the Christmas Season after all, and I wouldn’t want your bloody entrails to upset the colour scheme.
Love you Josh. ::mwwaaahh:: (nothing like fresh steaming entrails to ring in the new year)
Boxing Day is much more important in Canada than the US. It’s a standard holiday for all except retail. You won’t find a bank, government, city, etc. office open on the 26th, or in this year’s case, yesterday.
Holidays in this household have been family affairs. Last two years we hauled to North Carolina, this year we just stayed home, saw friends, etc. I much prefer that btw.
Tam: Mama Polt’s cookies will be lasting well into the new year, so Christmas wont’ end around here until then (by your own standard).
Also, Tam: Steaming entrails IS the way I ring the new year! Hog Maw over at mom’s every new year’s day! Nothing says yummy holiday like steaming hot pig’s belly stuffed with cubed potatos and sausage meat! Mmmmm! The skin is the best part!
HUGS…
It sounds like you had a great Christmas. You got some awesome gifts for your parents. I also seem to have a harder time spending gift cards than I do my own money.
My Christmas was nice. I had been very stressed in the days before it. I had been making some gifts, and was rapidly running out of time. I also had a cold, so that made things a bit trickier.
I spent Christmas Eve at my sisters house and got to visit with my baby nephew/Godson. We had a nice meal. It was a nice family dinner.
Christmas Day was fairly subdued since we opened most of our gifts on Christmas Eve. I just spent the day with my parents. I got lots of Merry Christmas texts. It made me happy that people were thinking of me. : )
The day after Christmas was my favorite day. All the stress and pressure of the holiday was over, and I could just relax. I also had a brief and fleeting burst of effective communication with a friend with whom I usually tend to have trouble communicating. It is usually like I speak Vulcan at him, and he speaks Ent at me. But for one brief shining moment it was like we saw the world through each other’s eyes. I always love it when I can really connect with someone. Alas, it seems that the greatest things in life tend to be fleeting. Still, it was a great day.
Justin: Craig has had shirtless photos on here. You just need to go back and look for them! I think he has a very hot body.
Craig: I think that A-Dork-Able shirt photo has a great chance to make it on GWIP. Especially given the incriminating white stains on the lower part of your shirt.
Or is that just toothpaste splatter on the mirror?
I’m just going to echo everyone else and say that your Mom is pretty awesome for making that shirt! Happy New Years!!
Good eye Chris.
I can’t find Craig on the site yet. But then again not all of them have faces sooooo …. maybe I just didn’t recognize him from that angle.
Chris D. — hahahahahaha!!! on the “incriminating white stains” bit. You have a knack for noticing such details
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“Vulcan” and “Ent”? Why doesn’t YOUR blog’s comment form command the reader to tell you what a dork YOU are?
Oh and yes I’ve noticed Craig’s shirtless pix. As you’ve observed, I have a knack for noticing them. He has a nice (but small) one on the “About” page of this blog, and he’s tweeted some in the past. I agree about the body, and I can guarantee he would be popular over at squarehippies because he doesn’t shave his chest. (I noticed, too, Chris, that in your recent erotic photo collection you don’t shave yours, either: interesting because I could have sworn — from having stalked your facebook photos — that you were smooth: perhaps you had a chance of heart and stopped shaving, in which case, kudos!) [Again, as you've noticed, I have a knack for noticing shirtless men.]
Craig: my recommendation is that you go ahead and upload some of your shirtless pix to GWIP as well. Square hasn’t posted a “best of the guys from guyswithiphones” compilation for quite a while. If you get something shirtless and unshaven up on GWIP, I’ll do what I can do get you featured on GWIP. I’ve done it for people before. Twice, in fact
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Tam – alas it isn’t that boxing day is more important in Canada than in the US. Boxing day simply doesn’t EXIST on this side of the border. Most Americans will look at you blankly if you so much as mention the day. Pretty much only massive pretentious anglophiles, or people who are, or have family, from Britain or Ireland or Canada (and I am at least three of the above), even know what it is.
I still say that Christmas lasts through Jan 5/6 and that it is borderline grinchy to deny that essential law of nature.
On last comment for Josh: assuming he has survived the loss of his entrails. Sticky, slippery entrails. I’m highly disappointed at the pure and unadorned sequence of question marks and exclamation points. I had learned to expect slashes, ones, and even the words “slash” and “one” written out in the stream. It’s such a delicious conceit that I’ve taken to *ahem* borrowing the idiom. I certainly hope you don’t get bored with it. It always puts a smile on my face.
One last thing: I recommend to one and all to bop on over to the “Adorkable of the Year” post at Squarehippies and cast your vote. The jaw-dropping hottie Justin Bartha is currently trailing my boy Preston. Shame Craig (or Chris D, Josh, or any of the other dorks of the Puntabugang) aren’t in contention for this year, but maybe next year.
Tam — I think the GWIP guy is having a bit of a bear day today. He may be saving Craig until after he’s through with the bears.
Anyway, Craig, go ahead and submit this one to GWIP: http://twitpic.com/nbuvd/full — though if you still own these glasses: http://twitpic.com/5tivx you might want to take a new shirtless pic with those on. Then you’ll probably get a marriage proposal from me
Tam: Yes it seems I have a good eye. Can’t believe I was the first to notice. Also, if you have a high dynamic range display, and if you look just right you can see an anomaly in the folds at the bottom of the shirt. Could it be!?!? Maybe not. Craig’s shirt is like a Rorschach inkblot test, we all see what we want to see in it.
Also, some guys will post a face picture and then an other sort of picture right after it. So when Craig’s photo appears be sure to look at the ones after or before it.
Of course, maybe he is just teasing us about sending to GWIP in the first place.
Justin: I have NEVER EVER shaved my chest! The photo I think you are referring to on my Facebook of me Kayaking was taken when I was in my early twenties. I have just never been very hairy, and was even less so when I was younger. While I tend not to be into extremely hairy bears, I do like a guy with natural hair in all the right places, and it is MUCH hotter than razor burn (ick!). Craig has an awesome build with great chest hair and a super hot treasure trail.
Justin: Craig looks like a dummy in that pic. WHY WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THAT?!?!?!
Craig, you should take a new pic then send it to me. I will work my Christmas Magic (aka Photoshop magic) on it like I do to all of my pictures!
Good LORD this blog’s comment section has been steamy before but I don’t remember everybody drooling over Craig’s various body parts (whether hidden by folds or displayed in awesomeness) — and even suspected decongestion-related secretions — in quite such detail before. Not that I’ve been round long enough to have a sample size big enough to make such a judgement. I’m just sayin’.
Chris: agree 100% on “awesome build with great chest hair and a super hot treasure trail.” I can NOT however believe that you’re examining the folds in his t-shirt with a “high dynamic range display”. Ok, I can believe it. This *is* what happens to us “incurable romantics” who aren’t into extinguishing our white-hot passions in the rivers of hook-ups and sordid whoredom.
Glad to hear you’ve NEVER EVER shaved your chest. Actually I didn’t get hairy until at least 21, myself, so I totally understand.
Enrico — by “that pic” I assume you are referring to the shirtless pic, the first one I recommended? Yeah, he does have a goofy look on his face (but then he is a big dork — the comment form commands me to say — so, is anyone surprised?)– though that can be said of more than half the guys on GWIP (Preston refers to his own expression as “gassy baby”). My suggestion that Craig combine the cute hottie nerd glasses with new shirtlessness was a … somewhat more discreet way for me to say much the same thing. But you’re right: he needs a new shirtless pic.
Craig: let it be done!
So now I’m the biggest perv at Puntabulous? How did that happen? Some people must be on vacation.
Justin, you may have missed this post. Things got a little steamy in the comment section there. PS: Think about getting a Gravatar ( http://www.gravatar.com/ ) so we can seem a thumbnail next to your comments.
Angel is one of my favorite shows and I also recommend True Blood, the second season comes out soon.
Oh Chris honey, you’re not even close on being the biggest perv.
From a girly perspective, I like the smooth look but I also don’t mind the natural hair look. Not enough to knit a sweater using back hair, but some is nice. I think even those that shave though should leave a treasure trail. I suppose unless you’re going totally nakey then that would look dumb wouldn’t it? It did seem to be bear day over there. And I think waxing is the way to go, painful though it is. No stubble. TOO MUCH NICE NICELY SMOOTH Le Sigh.
Shall we discuss Craig’s shoulder hair or are we ignoring that?
Craig: Love the shirt. And your mom and I don’t mean that in a snippy way, but for reals.
Polt, you aren’t the only one who can spell “bukkake”, but I only know because my purple shampoo bukkakes me on a regular basis.
Chris: You are SO not the biggest perv, but it is clear you have some perv in you, and if you didn’t, there are plenty of pervs around here who would be willing to put some in you…
Josh: If I didn’t know better, I would have thought you were calling Craig out for a nerd throw down.
Justin: Tree comes down on January 1st, but there are some events that culminate on Little Christmas (my cousin’s birthday).
I’m not a big fan of shoulder hair, but I think the sum total of Craig’s other exquisite attributes more than compensate for his few rogue shoulder hairs, in my opinion.
What’s slightly frightening Chris is that there likely ARE fans of shoulder hair out there.
I agree that Craig’s is negligible.
Tam: And I bet all the shoulder hair fetishists find this blog because we keep mentioning it.
Craig should be getting some interesting MySpace flirtations and requests for his hot fuzzy shoulder pics. I say MySpace rather than Facebook, because shoulder hair fetishism seem totally MySpace. 
Puntabumom’s the best – what a great shirt : ).
Tam – “gifts arrive/cookies gone” Ha! You are indeed the Statler to my Waldorf.
josh – awww… you say the nicest thingz.
Chris D. – treasure trail? You naughty boy!
So first of all, I honestly I think it is more than a little mean to even *mention* poor Craig’s microscopic quantities of shoulder hair. (oh, and little heads-up, there, Craig — chances are you’re only going to get more in later years; even guys who never had *any* shoulder/back hair in their 20s and 30s *at all* often end up with it down the road — how do I know, you ask? Never you mind!!!!!)
Secondly: Chris, no way are you the biggest perv here. For one thing, Jere just hasn’t posted here yet.
And thank you, John — your post gave me a lovely idea. A karaoke night, where the highlight of the evening is a rousing rendition of the old chestnut “Put a Little Love in Your Heart” but with the alternate lyrics “Put a Little Perv Into Chris.” (Alternate-alternate lyrics — and this only makes sense if you think of the kind of guy that likes to give nicknames to parts of his anatomy — would be “Put your ‘Little Perv’ into Chris”; and yes, this is the point at which I fully expect a wet slap across the face by a loop of Josh’s entrails.)
Tam. Oh, Tam. Dar, sweet Tam. Fine; I’ll give you “too much” for Alec Baldwin’s pelt. And the smooth guy is smooth. But your idea of “just right” is, well, frankly, pretty much just barely more than “smooth”. “Just right” for me ranges from Sam Worthington, Paul Rudd, Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Bradley Cooper, Hilmir Snær Guðnason (where is Kári where we need him?), Scott Bakula, Romain Duris, and many, many, many others, including the “other” Josh aka @bourgtai (or “burgertown” as Enrico and “sassy” Josh like to call him), who, **tragically**, now shaves.
I just gLeed myself!
My vacation ends either Thursday, when I go back to San Diego, or Monday, when I go back to work. Or last night, when I logged in remotely and did some work.
You guys are gross. Of course it’s toothpaste splatter!
Justin: The two guys with names I can’t pronounce are borderline for me, but I’ll give you Chris Evans and Sam Worthington, and believe me honey, I would give them to you if I could.
My guy just manscapes.
Ryan: Stop working on vacation. Don’t make me take away your log-in privileges.