Comments on: Let’s Talk About Television

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:33:15 +0000

Ryan — doesn’t the person in the OPS station talk to the computer? Oh wait. That was Galaxy Quest. When Avatar’s Dr. Grace Augustine was a blonde.

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:31:20 +0000

Uh-oh. Craig’s been downgraded back to Lord.

Somebody really SHOULD write a Puntabuprimer.

By the way, Chris. I quoted you (or took your name in vain?) over on Josh’s blog.

By: The Ryan with the Cupcake

The Ryan with the Cupcake — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:31:15 +0000

Justin: The Starship Puntabulous science lab is working feverishly to come up with more tropes, lest anyone understand Puntabulous. I assigned them there as part of my duties at the OPS station. (I spent the past ten minutes figuring out what the person in that chair does.)

By: Chris D.

Chris D. — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:24:34 +0000

Justin: Just go back and read every post, and every comment from the last few years, and you will be fully up to speed on the nuances of Puntabuland. Perhaps one day someone will write a Puntabuprimer for newbies extolling the virtues of our fair Monkey Lord and his great big handsome Puntabuschlong.

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 02:57:17 +0000

Ryan: oh, I do! But it sounded like there was a group of you, which would imply an awful lot of passing-around-of-the-Puntabuvictim. *I* wasn’t planning on sharing him. Apparently you and your fellow would-be kidnappers are faaarrrr more generous than I am.

M.Nico: so let me get this straight. Um, strike that. So let me try to square this circle. This is “puntabuland”, and we’re the Dancing Monkeys. So far so good. But (according to Tam in the very same post you referenced), this is *also* “The Starship Puntabulous” and everybody is a member of the crew. (Which makes sense: I remember having seen pictures of the Puntabulous crew wearing Star Trek uniforms in an earlier post I came across when I read through all the Super Viagra and Vagina Girl posts end-to-end.) Are there any other tropes? Or is it just “land” and “starship”? Oh, the mesmerizing complexities of Puntabullagory…

By: The Ryan with the Cupcake

The Ryan with the Cupcake — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 02:44:59 +0000

Justin: I think the question is why don’t you want to kidnap Craig?

By: M. Nicodemus

M. Nicodemus — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 02:38:34 +0000

Justin: we, the humble commenters, have been, and always will be, the Dancing Monkeys of Puntabuland. Thus, the Majestic Michelle M. dubbed Craiggers Our Monkey Lord. Now, I am not sure exactly what the line of succession is, or how Craiggers ascended the ranks from Lord to King, but I think the less we know about that the better.

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 01:22:47 +0000

Wow. Is that post at Avitable the very first ever assertion as to the hugeness of the Puntabuschlong? (And I love the way Enrico says his censor bar would be bigger.) Where have these blogs been all my life

And Craig has a black belt in karate? It’s scary enough that he’s a towering giant and has a member large enough to strangle somebody with, but his hands are lethal weapons too?

So I understand why the plans were shelved, but why WERE you going to kidnap Craig in the first place?

By: The Ryan with the Cupcake

The Ryan with the Cupcake — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 01:06:20 +0000

Justin: Nico has referred to Craig as our Mad Monkey King, and I named our shelved plans to kidnap Craig Operation Monkey King.

By: Justin

Justin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:12:53 +0000

“Glorious Monkey King”? Is this of recent coinage or is there some history here that I’ve missed in the backlog of unread puntabulous blog posts?