My boss just printed out this article and gave it to me with the words “You’re in luck!” written across the top. Titled Discovering the Virtues of a Wandering Mind, it begins:
At long last, the doodling daydreamer is getting some respect.
I feel like he’s trying to tell me something. Hmm. Imagine a giant waffle riding a unicorn? That would be awesome! I think I’ll draw it…
Hmmm. Have you been staring off into space lately while doodling?
Is this question rhetorical, or do you really want an answer?
Oh snap. He’s telling you he appreciates you as an artist.
That he doesn’t appreciate the Odie tattoo you doodled on his leg during the last staff meeting?
Holy crap, that waffle is amazing, if slightly psychotic looking.
Maybe he’s jealous?
Huh, what? Sorry, my mind was somewhere else. What did you say now?
HUGS….
Whatever you’re smoking, I’d love some.
SO cute.
I would much rather it be a pork roll sammich than a waffle! Mmmmm…imaginary so’n'soz!
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