May all your dreams come true! Mr. Grids rides his magical unicorn Percival throughout the fairylands of Queens, NY granting wishes to all the good little boys and girls. Even if your dream is a warm, toasty waffle, Mr. Grids will sacrifice himself to make the children he adores happy. And if your dream is to see what a unicorn burger tastes like, Percival will skewer your sorry ass faster than you can say “With fries.”
Bonus doodles by Emily, Jillian, then me Emily and Jillian via committee:
I’m also happy to report that both my nieces now want an iPad. You’re welcome, mom and dad! As she was going to bed last night Emily asked me where I keep mine so she could play with it tomorrow while I’m at work. She now knows the meaning of the phrase “Are you fucking kidding me?” Just kidding! I just laughed and laughed and laughed. Yeah, so maybe I’m a bit more Percival than Mr. Grids when it comes to my iPad.
My favorite is alligator in the middle. He’s sound asleep … and peeing!
Well its obvious the girls inherited your drawing skills with the iPad. And you should NEVER fuck with ANYTHING named Percival. They’re always in a bad mood cause of their crappy name.
HUGS…
I love Percival. And that alarm clock is pretty slammin’ too.
Mr. Grids must have strong legs to be able to ride bareback on a flying unicorn and not fall off.
I’m on Team Buffy.
I love that video.
Craig: we had waffles for dinner last night, thank you Mr. Grids for your syrupy coated deliciousness!
Cupcake: awesome, but then I have always been on team Buffy
now if there were only an Alpaca Slayer out there somewhere…
Team Alpaca
To anyone who has read the Twilight books or seen the movies: Is Edward really that creepy? I can’t see how even context could make him seem like someone who should be allowed to date anyone.
I don’t know about Edward, but I could only get through the first half of the first one before quitting because Bella is even worse than she is in the movies, if that can be believed.
Yes, he is that creepy. My kid said so. I didn’t read them. The Buffy Edward video is good, my question was the guy is 96 (or whatever) and he keeps going back to high school year after year after year. I guess it’s to troll for chicks because no one in their right mind would relieve high school for 50 years. And do they just keep failing him? What’s up with that?
I think Mr. Grids puts a dab of maple syrup on his butt and that helps him stick onto Percival. Ask Mikey who dropped a whole bottle of it in his kitchen how sticky it is. I’m thinking “very” is the appropriate response.
While we’re on the subject of Alpaca Boy.
That body double photo is too funny. Wonder how much the guy got paid to be Taylor Lautner’s abs? Probably nothing.
Apparently, it was a fan poster. Unfortunately, Taylor Lautner doesn’t give fans access to his abs.
Should have given her the i-pad, who knows what she will find in your room while she looks for it while you are at work.
*SIGH*…Cupcake thank you SO MUCH for the Alpaca photos….I do love me some Alpaca, even if there’s no obvious fur involved.
HUGS…
My favorite caption:
No time for shirt. In an understandable hurry to get the hell away from mopey Bella Swann.
LOVE the alarm clock!! That thing kicks ass and time!
The only thing worse than making them want an iPad would be to give them something that makes a ton of noise, like Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Cupcake: I read the first book, and yes, he really is that creepy. A 100+ year old guy who hangs out at high schools and breaks into teenage girls rooms at night to watch them sleep ranks about as high up on the creep-o-meter as you can get.
I’ve read all the books just to see what all the fuss was about. I still don’t get it.
Mr. Grids looks so cute and delicious.
I’ve never seen Twilight or Buffy…but that video was awesome. Robert Pattinson looks like a really bad actor.
I love Percival’s mohawk.
I love everything about the waffle / unicorn drawing. It makes me happy.
I think everything that needs to be said about creepy edward and mopey bella has been said — except to answer Tam’s question: he goes to high school because he’s permanently stuck at age 17 and therefore (the logic goes) would raise eyebrows if he ever did anything *BUT* go to high school (as if the actor himself isn’t well into his 20s, and as if a 17-year-old can’t pass as a college student or even a college graduate; plus what about “I am one of those smart kids who graduated from college early?” — I know a guy who graduated from college at age 18).
They don’t keep failing him: they just move every four or five years or so, once the kids have “graduated”. There is a sight gag in the first movie where you get to see all the hundreds of mitres and tassles they’ve all racked up in high schools all over the country over the past century.