Natalie Portman Gets Freaky with Mila Kunis in Black Swan

August 18, 2010
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When Natalie Portman, my wife, isn’t getting sexually harrassed by cocky and rude bloggers, she’s getting sexually harassed by Mila Kunis. Check out this new trailer for the upcoming movie Black Swan by Darren Aronofsky:

Darren Aronofsky makes awesome movies including The Fountain (yes, it was awesome, shut up if you didn’t think so), Requiem for a Dream (which was awesome, but I never want to see it again, thank you very much), and The Wrestler (which was surprisingly awesome and made me love Mickey Rourke and 1980′s wrestling).

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25 Responses to Natalie Portman Gets Freaky with Mila Kunis in Black Swan

  1. Tam on August 18, 2010 at 7:31 am

    Ooooh ballet drama. Although how they can work up the energy to harass anyone living on a diet of air and odd inhalation of steam from a bowl of oatmeal is beyond me. You’d think they wouldn’t have the energy.

  2. Avitable on August 18, 2010 at 7:32 am

    Damn. How have I not heard about this movie? Looks just as interesting as his others. Have you ever seen “Life of Pi”?

  3. Craig on August 18, 2010 at 7:44 am

    No I haven’t. It’s on my netflix queue though. It’s good?

  4. Avitable on August 18, 2010 at 7:46 am

    It’s very indie. And weird. But I liked it when I saw it, several years back.

  5. adam on August 18, 2010 at 8:06 am

    those damn Cocky & Rude bloggers!!

  6. Craig on August 18, 2010 at 8:09 am

    Nice plug Adam.

    Today’s blog post is brought to you by the letter R and the number CHECK OUT COCKY AND RUDE!!!!

  7. David on August 18, 2010 at 8:27 am

    If you’re talking about the Darren Aronofsky movie, then it’s just “Pi” without the “Life of…” And it was amazing.

    I’ll go back to sitting quietly over here.

  8. Avitable on August 18, 2010 at 8:28 am

    Oh yeah, David’s right. I blame fuzzy morning brain.

  9. Nick on August 18, 2010 at 9:06 am

    Craig are you lifting things from my facebook again?

  10. Tam on August 18, 2010 at 9:12 am

    The Life of Pi is a book by Jan Martel which won awards and I haven’t read.

  11. Craig on August 18, 2010 at 9:35 am

    Nick: Of course! You don’t really expect me to come up with my own stuff do you?

  12. The Ryan with the Cupcake on August 18, 2010 at 11:04 am

    I’m getting the feeling that you only care for Natalie Portman, your wife, when someone else is interested in her.

  13. john on August 18, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    I’m sorry, but not enough love is being shown for Mila Kunis. Love her. Not sure about this movie though. I’m not sure Portman is the right actress to play this role.

  14. Craig on August 18, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    Shut up, Meg!

  15. Nicole on August 18, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    I can’t wait to see this movie! Btw Requiem for a Dream still gives me nightmares…

  16. Mikkaoellion on August 18, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Would U look @ that, it’s the ballerina thriller w/ Megs’ voice impersonated in it. xD It should B fun. ;D

  17. Polt on August 18, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    eh, it’d be a better movie if it starred two male ballet dancers, like Taylor Lautner and Zac Efron, but in the same situations. Only in tights and not tu-tus. :)

    HUGS…

  18. The Ryan with the Cupcake on August 18, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    I’m surprised you let them have tights.

  19. Polt on August 18, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    What, I want the movie to be able to be shown in regular theaters where I can see it. I’ll save the non-tights parts for the director’s cut. :)

    HUGS…

  20. Nathan V on August 18, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    The Tiger’s name in Life of Pi is Richard Parker.

  21. Michelle M. on August 18, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    Ooh, a ballet movie. Sign me up.

  22. Enrico on August 18, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    I wanna see this!! I love Requiem (and have seen it multiple times).

    GPP: No apostrophe in decades (1980s)!

  23. Justin on August 18, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    What is it about creepy ballet movies? First the Red Shoes and now this. Have there ever been any NON-creepy ballet movies?

    I haven’t seen Pi or Requiem for a Dream.

    I made it about 15 minutes into The Fountain before deciding it wasn’t worth it … I read an explanation later about it which might have made the film worth watching … maybe … I’m still not sure about that :)

  24. Enrico on August 18, 2010 at 11:50 pm

    P.S. Life of Pi is being made into a movie too! And the book is about a tiger named Richard Parker (if you didn’t know where I got the name from).

  25. Michelle M. on August 19, 2010 at 1:46 am

    Justin – Center Stage, The Turning Point, The Company

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