Author Archives: Craig
PUNTABULOUS SUBWAY STORIES
I like to consider myself a caring person. However, when people come through the subways asking for money, I listen to my iPod and pretend not to hear them. Cold? Maybe. Heartless? Perhaps. Devastatingly hadnsome? Most definitely. Anyway… This system … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS HOROSCOPES OF THE DAY
Where we read the stars and Yahoo Horoscopes to tell the fortune the only way Puntabulous knows: Aries: You’re probably feeling just about as restless as you ever have — and you’re just radical enough to do something about it. … Continue reading
SAVED BY THE PUNTABULOUS
Here is a picture taken when I auditioned for the role of Zack Morris on the television show “Saved by the Bell”: Unfortunately Zack’s cell phone was too heavy for me to handle. I suggested that Zack telecommunicate with cans … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS HOROSCOPES OF THE DAY
Where we read the stars and Yahoo Horoscopes to tell the fortune the only way Puntabulous knows: Pisces: Get ready for some extremely serious feelings to be shared. But, if you’re not interested, have the courage and decency to let … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS GETS A ROMANTIC LETTER
So I go to my MySpace page and discover that I have a new message. Not since Shakespeare have more beautiful words filled my heart: Subject: hi Body: 23 yo curious guy, 6’9″ tall, thin. 8″ cut… coming to NYC … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS LOVES SUZY
It wouldn’t be a Wednesday without my weekly shout out to Suzy Preston on The Biggest Loser. Once again her and Seth won immunity and were safe from elimination for another week. To be fair, everyone looks amazing. I’m shocked … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS HOROSCOPES OF THE DAY
Where we read the stars and Yahoo Horoscopes to tell the fortune the only way Puntabulous knows: Aries: If you just can’t seem to get along with anyone today, no matter how hard you try, there’s really only one thing … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS FANTASY OF THE DAY
So what I would like is a personal air-brusher. Someone just to make sure I look my best at all times. I don’t want to work out, seeing as though that would take me away from my reality television and … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS DOES THE MOVIES
Here I am when I appeared in the movie “The Cutting Edge” before I was replaced by D.B. Sweeney. I was cut due to my poor ability to perform the thrilling figure skating stunt, the Pamchenko. Look at how graceful … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS HOROSCOPES OF THE DAY
Where we read the stars and Yahoo Horoscopes to tell the fortune the only way Puntabulous knows: Scorpio (me!): You can stop wondering why you’ve been such a magnet for admiring attention lately. The answer is obvious: You’ve been working … Continue reading
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