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Yes, folks, the time has come for me to spread my little blog wings and fly away from the phenomenally fantastically luminous world of Puntabulous. If you just thought to yourself, “wow, what a great metaphor,” you are sadly mistaken. That is literally what is going on, I really have tiny wings. Not really, but let’s pretend.

Let’s not make this a sad parting, though. I think that we should remember the good times we’ve had together, dear reader, while I was a part of Puntabulous…

Remember when I let everyone in on some killer driving tips? That was way back when I drove my Mom’s van! Now I’m driving a Jeep, that’s a major step up in sexy. Times are changing, and it doesn’t have to be bad!

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Since I finished with school this past week, I have been insanely bored with no purpose in life. But it wasn’t until today that I realized that if I’m not at school, I’m at work, and I haven’t had this much time on my hands since August. It’s crazy weird.

This is made worse by the fact that I don’t know what to do with my time when I’m alone, and today I was alone for the most part due to not wanting to talk to anyone because I’m antisocial. I’m not really antisocial, but today I was. Also, some friends whom are in grades lower than I am haven’t even gotten out of school yet. Being an ex-senior, I’m totally done early. So here is what I found myself doing today after becoming so, so, so bored.

REUPHOLSTERED A CHAIR!

It was just a stupid dark green color before, and I made it totally vintage looking. It’s an antique chair, I just re-did the cushion with some killer fabric from an estate sale.

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Lately a lot has been going on, and like Craig, I’m having trouble finding time for a real REAL post. Therefore, I present you with my life in the random pictures I take on a day to day basis!

The little boy on that >> side of me is the kid I mentor. He has behavioral issues and makes me really tired.

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It’s true, I love a lot of things. Like the song “Any Way You Want It” where it goes “she loves to move, she loves to groove! She loves the lovin’ things!” That’s a great song. But I’ve been trying to narrow all the things I love to a top five. And it is TOUGH.

I know that my Number One Favorite Thing has got to be Cuddling. I’m not very snuggly, but it’s not my problem. I am not the one that is getting snuggly with myself. But I love Cuddling more than anything. Depending on the person with whom I am in the action of cuddling. Oh, my GOD, how awesome did that last sentence sound? Beside the point, but true.

My Number Two Favorite Thing is Things That Smell Good. This category includes clean laundry, flowers, the smell of outside (unless outside it smells bad), the nice dirt/grass smell of my fat-ass cat, Kitty, and handsome boys who take me bowling.

My Number Three Favorite Thing is Sleeping. I figured this one out last night, while falling asleep. As I was drifting off, I thought, “Wow, Sleeping is the best.” I then conveyed this thought via text message.

My Number Four Favorite Thing is Cuddling While Sleeping Surrounded by things that Smell Good. It seems only natural since it includes the three previous favorite things. And it’s like a paper doll, there’s a lot of various ways you can arrange it. I could be sleeping in a bed that smells good cuddling with a cat, I could be sleeping and cuddling with a person who smells good. It’s amazing like that.

My Number Five Favorite Thing is Still Undetermined. I don’t know what it is! It’s hard! The other four are easy and obvious! So I need help with this one. What do you guys think it should be?

Few really know what goes on behind the scenes of a bonified Quiznos Sub Shop. You find that the workers aren’t your usual lazy fast-food workers, we’re much cooler and have better hair.

Welcome to Quiznos! Sorry that I beat you to the best parking spot! You snooze, you lose, customers! And check out how even it is on each side! That takes skill! After a nine hour shift, I can’t be troubled to walk more than three feet to my ride, so suck it.

I work with some great people. Here we see Lauren and Aaron, dancing merrily in the back parking lot while I sat atop a stack of bottled-drink holder things and captured the moment.

We play hard, THEN work hard. With all of the being so hard, it tires a girl out. But notice I’m multi-tasking, see, I fell asleep in the sun, therefore sleeping + tanning.

The uniform doesn’t really flatter my figure, so it’s only reasonable that I don’t wear it. Customers should not have to wonder whether or not I have boobs.

Every now and then, something will go wrong and I will drop a sandwich. Oh, wait. Did I say I’d drop one every now and then? How about this was my second one in the eight months I’ve worked there. THAT calls for them to wallpaper the whole place with my picture.

Sometimes you can’t help but feel the need to retreat to the top of the giant cooler. It’s a peaceful place, interrupted only by the itchy little bits of fiberglass insulation falling from the ceiling.

Doing dishes is a top priority, right after chatting with handsome guys on the phone.

Boring moments can be more easily passed with the stash of VHS tapes in the back of my car. Here I am watching Wallace and Gromit in I believe the ninth and final hour of my Saturday shift.

But you have to know, I DO actually work. I slaved over these sauce bottles for like…an hour on Sunday. See, I HATE dirty nipples, as does everyone I’m sure, and I felt it was my duty to scrub all these nipples until they were squeeky clean. Notice the cleanliness of those numerous nipples. (Insert another subtle nipple joke).

And I’ll leave you with a cup that apparently came from the truth store. Ravishing.