Category Archives: Guides
The Puntabulous Guide to Cartoon Pet Sidekicks
No, not pet psychics. You don’t need a fucking psychic to tell you that your pet enjoys being scratched behind the ears, or misses you when you’re at work. I’m talking about pet sidekicks. The ever faithful animals who never … Continue reading
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Things I Hated but Grew to Love
Like an epic romance, sometimes the things you end up loving dearly are the same things you hated with a passion when you were first acquainted. Here is a list of things (my Darcies, if you will) that I hated … Continue reading
Star Trek: Countdown – Review
So I finished Star Trek: Countdown in a day. It was a short breezy graphic novel that connects the dots between Star Trek: Nemesis and the new Star Trek movie. While not a terrible read, it wasn’t particularly good either, … Continue reading
A Guide to Having Cartoon Characters as Your Roommate
So you’re living in the big city, working at the job you love, but you make crap money and need to make a drastic change. Either you start pimping yourself out on the streets for extra money, or cut costs … Continue reading
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A Guide to Getting It On with Fantastical Creatures
Yes, it’s fun to make fun of Stephenie Meyer because she’s all gaga over vampires and werewolves, what, with their immortal beauty, their skin like diamonds, and their penchant for thinking up cute nicknames (“Hold on tight, spidermonkey!”). But every … Continue reading
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Guide to Having the House to Yourself
It’s a special time in one’s life when you have the house to yourself. You need to take advantage of all the wonderful things you can do while you’re by yourself that you can’t when there are all those pesky … Continue reading
Guide to Banging Sith Lords
So you’re in the cantina on Mustafar, throwing back some Bothan brandy, and you realize that you’re in the company of some not so savory people. In fact, you’re unwittingly hanging out in a Sith establishment! And they’ve all got … Continue reading
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Alien Abduction – Myths vs Facts
If one ever finds themselves being abducted by aliens, there are several things one must know in order to survive the experience. The most important thing you can do is prepare yourself beforehand, and the best way to do that … Continue reading
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Guide to Crappy Christmas Lyrics
No one loves Christmas Carols more than I do. We have a tradition in our house that we can’t listen to Christmas music until the night before Thanksgiving when we’re baking pies. But this year when I heard that Kristin … Continue reading