Category Archives: Peeves
An Unabashed Run-On Sentence
Why is it that taking decongestants dries out every ounce of my body, to the point where my lips are chapped, and I feel as though I could dip my finger into Lake Champlain and absorb all of it’s contents … Continue reading
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Really!?! with Puntabulous – McDonald’s Happy Meal Edition
In today’s edition of Really?!? with Puntabulous, we look into the consumer group that is suing McDonalds for unfairly advertising their Happy Meals towards young children. CSPI attorney Gardner said the Happy Meal lawsuit will use the same laws that … Continue reading
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An Odd Habit of Mine; Or, No Mo Moseying!
I’ve never been able to mosey. Ever. I walk fast from point A to point B regardless of the circumstances. Museum of ancient artifacts? Great! Gotta see it all as fast as possible! No time to read signs! Zoooooom! When … Continue reading
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No Wonder Old People Hate Us!
This Citibank commercial runs every morning at the same time when I’m getting ready for work and it drives me bonkers: “We even linked our Citibank account to his, so when his account ran low, we just transferred funds!” Oh, … Continue reading
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I See Troll People
It is my vehement belief that there are trolls among us, hidden in plain site in their fleshy human costumes. I mean, what else could possibly explain all the behavior we see seemingly normal people display? Take for instance the … Continue reading
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Turning Left is a Privilege, Not a Right
Like marriage, turning left onto a major road is a privilege, not a right. After the influx of additional traffic lights in our town, it became apparent to me that the problem can broadly be defined by residents of smaller … Continue reading
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I Can Only Do THIS if THAT – or – Snobby People
As I was walking to work today I saw someone who looked to be approximately my age smoking out of an old fashioned wooden pipe. He was hustling to work just like everybody else and smoking out of a pipe … Continue reading
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Three Peeves of the Week
1. The song Airplanes by B.O.B. [feat Hayley Williams] drives me bonkers. I love the chorus by Hayley, but the verses by B.O.B. are so obnoxious. “Oh boo hoo, I’m making tons of money for doing something I love! I … Continue reading
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Thank you for nothing, you stupid jerk.
So there is this traffic light in our town. It is at the intersection of a relatively major road, and a tiny minuscule side street and tiny industrial park. I suspect that many moons ago either the residents of the … Continue reading
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Girl Power! Um, not so much.
Okay, so I saw this post over at Jezebel that will surely make some people around here’s heads spin, and I’ll just leave it at that because I don’t want to incur the wrath of certain somebodies. But I’d like … Continue reading
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