Category Archives: Peeves
Oh Dear God No! MacGruber Pics!
I wasn’t going to post anything today but seeing these pictures gave me a sense of urgency not seen since Lord of the Rings nerds tried to explain why the eagles don’t just fly the ring to Mount Doom themselves. … Continue reading
Open Letter to Zach Galifianakis’s Beard
Dear Zach Galifianakis’s Beard, I hate you. I loathe you with every fiber of my being. I despise you more than what is reasonable for a sane person to despise a semi-inanimate object attached to someone’s face. But let’s face … Continue reading
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Fake Television Pizza
On my previous post about Pop Culture Pet Peeves, I totally forgot about one of my biggest ones. It’s when pizza is already pre-sliced more than any other pizza has been pre-sliced ever in the history of pizza. Someone comes … Continue reading
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Pop Culture Pet Peeves
I don’t know if you can tell from reading my blog, but I like watching television and movies. A lot. I know, shocking. Pick your chin up off the floor. But there are things that I see a lot of … Continue reading
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Just Sign the Damn Thing Already!
Let’s say you have something that needs to be signed by all departments at work. Just a standard form that is routed around the office for signature. I hate when you have those people that are like “I need to … Continue reading
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Apparently Sneezy Works at Burger King
I think someone keeps sneezing in my whoppers. Okay first off, I don’t eat them very often, so get off your healthy high horse. I had one on Sunday and I think the last one I had before that was … Continue reading
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Things I Don’t Like to Do:
1. Pour candy out of an M&M’s bag into somebody else’s hand. It’s just so awkward. How much do you pour in? If you don’t pour enough, it’s insulting and you seem cheap with your candy. If you pour too … Continue reading
Screw You New York Lottery!
So a new weekend tradition in our house is to play the Saturday night lotto, and then check our tickets as we read the paper and drink our morning coffee on Sunday. As we open up the paper we faux-excitedly … Continue reading
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I’m so sorry you’re such a dick!
Why — oh why — must I always apologize when someone does something to me? They bump into me. They step on the back of my foot. They crowd the elevator trying to get in, while I’m trying to get … Continue reading
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Jay Leno’s New Gig on Primetime
Ever since it was announced that NBC was giving Jay Leno a show at 10PM Monday through Friday after stepping down from The Tonight Show next year, everyone (read: no one) has been asking me what I think. Well I’m … Continue reading
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