Category Archives: Poems
GUEST POST: The Race
Keeping with the poetry theme we had going yesterday, I’m proud to present the poem my Aunt (you may call her Auntie) wrote for my cousin Michelle, who’s lovable dog is named Rocket (right) and his dog friend is Gibson … Continue reading
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GUEST POST: Ode to My Stalkee
Today I welcome back the stalkerish amazing Polt of Polt’s Palace who is here to share some fantastic poetry with us: — Not everyone is as lucky as me, To have such an adorkable Stalkee! He’s great in every way … Continue reading
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Ode to Happier Times
I don’t know what happened, They used to be just right, But not any longer, My pants are too tight. I double check the tag, Nope, they’re the right size, But my belly hangs over, I can’t believe my eyes. … Continue reading
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A Valentine’s Day Poem
Ode to Valentine’s Day by Craig McAnally That wondrous day has come again, What a magic time of year! Chocolate! Flowers! Love abound! But my schedule’s fairly clear. Another year that Cupid missed, That big target on my back. Why … Continue reading
PUNTABULOUS POETRY
The Storyteller: Once there was a strange old man, With so many tales to tell, That his head was always full, His mind a knowledge well. He did little all day long, His stories were his life, No children to … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS IS A CHEESE BALL
I really don’t have anything funny to report today. Last night I was going to write a recap of American Idol, but the show was absolutely boring and it left me uninspired. We already know I hate Taylor and Paris, … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS ODE TO TELEVISION
What a season for TV,There is magic all around.When the world is dark and grey,TV never lets me down. While I still enjoy the Wives,Grey’s Anatomy has it beat.Watch that guy break out of jail,What a gorgeous hunk of meat. … Continue reading
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PUNTABULOUS GETS ROMANTIC WITH THE O.C.
Here is a poem I wrote to express my love of The O.C. Don’t read it if you’re still catching up with past seasons! I’m so glad the fall is here,I’m full of zealousness and glee.For what reason, do you … Continue reading
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