Category Archives: Movies

Here I am when I appeared in the movie “The Cutting Edge” before I was replaced by D.B. Sweeney. I was cut due to my poor ability to perform the thrilling figure skating stunt, the Pamchenko. Look at how graceful … Continue reading →

Here I am when I was an extra in the movie “Twister”. Unfortunately the scene was cut when test audiences voiced their displeasure for slapstick humor during disaster movies. The cow however, managed to get a role in another scene. … Continue reading →

Here I am training to become a Jedi Knight with Master Yoda. R2-D2 was there also. He kept talking and talking and talking. Something about my dad, or Darth Vader, something like that. I don’t really know. I can’t understand … Continue reading →

Here is a picture taken when I had a brief role in the Lord of the Rings movie. I was playing a hobbit called Himbo. In my scene, I stumbled upon a giant tree-herding Ent called Treebeard and was taken … Continue reading →

Here I am enacting the fateful scene from the 1933 classic film King Kong. All I wanted was to take Jake Gyllenhaal for a nice dinner with a view. I was just starting my pre-dinner pole dance when those damn … Continue reading →

Come on. If looking at this picture doesn’t make you the least bit happy, you are a heartless beast. Remember when Artex got caught in the Swamps of Sadness. “Come on Artex! Come on boy! You can do it! Artex … Continue reading →

I know this post is about a year too late, but I finally saw “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle” and it was hysterical! I think I peed my pants when Neil Patrick Harris was sniffing coke off that … Continue reading →

Hey everyone! Sorry I haven’t updated in a few days. All 5 of my fans are probably dying for their daily Puntabulous fix. Anyway, the reason I haven’t updated is because I took a long weekend off from work and … Continue reading →

As you may or may not know, there is a debate raging on in the science fiction community. Is the Star Wars prequel trilogy on par with the original trilogy? As you read this you may already be thinking about … Continue reading →