Category Archives: Fantasies

If I were ever in a freak accident where toxic chemicals altered my DNA, I hope the radiation would give me supernatural yo-yo abilities. I would then use my new abilities to fight crime. I could use catchphrases like: “Why … Continue reading →

Here I am wishing upon a star: Here is my wish come true: What you don’t see, is that I am the only person left on the face of the planet.

So what I would like is a personal air-brusher. Someone just to make sure I look my best at all times. I don’t want to work out, seeing as though that would take me away from my reality television and … Continue reading →

Hello, and welcome to another edition of Puntabulous Dream Come True. In today’s edition, I live in a world where Wendy’s Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers grow out of the ground like flowers. But if you don’t eat them, the usually mild-mannered … Continue reading →

Here I am basking in a giant margarita, whilst drinking a normal sized margarita for good measure. Jake Gyllenhaal is also there, but wasn’t up for air at the time.