Category Archives: Lists

by | April 13, 2011

The Five Worst and Five Best Things About Driving to Work

So now that we moved to the temporary office on site, I no longer have to take the train into the city for work. But that means I have to drive now! Here are the worst and best things about … Continue reading →

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by | March 22, 2011

Things I Have For the Co-Op I Don’t Have Yet

1. Coffee table book #1 (no coffee table yet). 2. Patio furniture (I am so frakking excited about getting a patio, but the other day a friend wondered how I will watch TV from the patio [surely I can angle … Continue reading →

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by | March 18, 2011

The Ten Most Awful Things about Adam from Cocky & Rude

So we all know Adam from Cocky & Rude is the worst person on the face of the planet, but what are the top ten reasons? Fear not, gentle reader! I’ve summed them up for you in this handy dandy … Continue reading →

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by | March 11, 2011

Reasons Why Craig is a Better Name than Greg

Being named Craig, all my life people have called me Greg. I usually laugh it off and say something silly like “Oh, don’t worry, I answer to both!” But really, I’m thinking “Fuck you asshole. Greg is an awful fucking … Continue reading →

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by | February 24, 2011

Reasons Jean-Luc Picard is Cooler than Han Solo

Ever try to debate Star Wars versus Star Trek with someone? I have. And they inevitably bring up Han Solo. As if the relative coolness of one character is enough to redeem an entire mediocre franchise. Well I would like … Continue reading →

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by | February 16, 2011

Things NOT On My Bucket List

So I was talking about bucket lists the other day with my family, and it made me think of all the stupid stuff on other people’s bucket lists that I have zero interest in adding to mine. Here is a … Continue reading →

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by | July 27, 2010

Which Star Trek: The Next Generation Crew Member is the Best in Bed?

Say you find yourself aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise (NCC-1701-D) and you want nothing more than to get jiggy with a lonesome Starfleet officer on the Holodeck. But which one should you choose? This guide should help you decide which crew … Continue reading →

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by | July 16, 2010

Things I Don’t Understand

1. Wearing dress shoes without socks. I mean, I don’t even like wearing sneakers without socks, I can’t even imagine what an uncomfortable shoe feels like. And do guys really think it looks that stylish that they’re willing to put … Continue reading →

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by | March 30, 2010

Things Worse Than Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland

Hangnails, terrorism, Tony Hawk, Joey, wet blankets, David Caruso, paper cuts, broken umbrellas, Bella Swan, the first 5 minutes of Alien 3, the rest of Alien 3, dating actors, red 40, office coffee, the haircuts in Harry Potter and the … Continue reading →

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by | March 12, 2010

How to Resurrect My Favorite Shows

Why must television shows end? Why can’t they go on forever and ever and ever? Well I was talking to my friend Jim the other day and we were talking about shows we want to bring back, and it got … Continue reading →

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