Category Archives: Lists

So I was watching Sex and the City with my roommate, when the girls started dicussing their SSBs or their Secret Single Behaviors. Carrie’s was eating chocolate while standing (yes standing) in the kitchen reading fashion magazines. I tried to … Continue reading →

Here are the top ten things you can do to get the crap beat out of you on the subway: 1) When the train stops, act as though you are using telekinesis to open the subway doors. Follow that with … Continue reading →

Here are the top then things that suck about being a grown-up: 1) Working. Really? Five days? Is that necessary? 2) Laundry. So just febreezing the night before you want to wear it doesn’t work anymore? 3) Cooking. I just … Continue reading →

Here are the top five reasons to stay single: 1) There is just too much wonderfulness on television. Having a boyfriend or girlfriend would really impede on the time spent on watching quality television shows such as The Biggest Loser, … Continue reading →

Here are the top five things that were good about my weekend: 1) My mom stocks up on Becks dark beer for when I come home. It’s my favorite. 2) Group presentation at school when swimmingly, although there was no … Continue reading →

Here are the top ten things that piss me off (in no particular area): 1) Yard work. There is just something about the dirt, bugs, weeds, fresh air and sunlight that I just can’t handle. I don’t want to have … Continue reading →

Here are the top ten reasons NOT to eat a chocolate chip cookie: 1) The cookie never did anything to hurt you. 2) Your parents used to beat you with pillowcases full of chocolate chip cookies, and for obvious reasons … Continue reading →

Here are the top ten things you did not know about Puntabulous: 1) I wear a retainer to bed. That’s right bitches. Laugh it up. 2) I have a little wooden puzzle on my coffee table that I got for … Continue reading →