Category Archives: Reviews

Possibly the worst movie ever. It would be kinda bearable for a while. Then a human would show up and open their mouth. And every ounce of cool was immediately sucked off the screen. Problems and spoilers (not that you … Continue reading →

Harry Potter – 2 – We liked the first two when we first saw them, but that’s because we didn’t know how genius they would later become in more capable hands. So Chamber of Secrets gets my vote for not … Continue reading →

So now you know that I think the Spiderman movies are the most awful things in the world, right up there with terrorism and Tony Hawk. But what are some of my other thoughts on comic book movies? 1. Batman … Continue reading →

Mirrormask: Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Elizabeth: Finally seeing this movie in preparation for the awesome looking sequel. It … Continue reading →

Here are things I loved about Stardust: 1. The fact that you can have a historical fantasy movie without an “epic” battle between armies of computer generated creatures. 2. The understanding that a good swordfight can be just as exciting … Continue reading →