Category Archives: The Year 3000

The Complete and Utter Moron’s Guide to Surviving the Future

Wormholes are common and often bring unsuspecting victims from the cruel and unforgiving past into the crueler and unforgivinger future. It is the goal of this guide to give those poor fools a fighting chance. TODAY’S EDITION: RELIGION OF THE … Continue reading

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The Complete and Utter Moron’s Guide to Surviving the Future

Wormholes are common and often bring unsuspecting victims from the cruel and unforgiving past into the crueler and unforgivinger future. It is the goal of this guide to give those poor fools a fighting chance. TODAY’S EDITION: MUSIC OF THE … Continue reading

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The Complete and Utter Moron’s Guide to Surviving the Future

Wormholes are common and often bring unsuspecting victims from the past into the future. It is the goal of this guide to give those poor fools a fighting chance in the cruel and unforgiving world of the future. TODAY’S EDITION: … Continue reading

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Guide to Surviving the Future – Healthcare of the Future!

“The Human Race is a disease upon the Universe. We are the cure.” – Culcari Proverb History of the medical field has taught us one thing: Disease and sickness evolve and strengthen at a similar rate as our means to … Continue reading

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Puntabulous Guide to Surviving the Future

Wormholes are common and frequently bring unsuspecting citizens of the 21st century into the 31st century. That’s why I’m here. Your friendly neighborhood guide to the future. My goal is to help you understand and be able to fit in … Continue reading

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Puntabulous Guide to Surviving the Future

Wormholes are common and frequently bring unsuspecting citizens of the 21st century into the 31st century. That’s why I’m here. Your friendly neighborhood guide to the future. My goal is to help you understand and be able to fit in … Continue reading

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Puntabulous Guide to Surviving the Future

Wormholes are common and frequently bring unsuspecting citizens of the 21st century into the 31st century. That’s why I’m here. Your friendly neighborhood guide to the future. My goal is to help you understand and be able to fit in … Continue reading

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The things I find…

You wouldn’t believe the things I come across when I go through my old computer files. It’s like getting in a time machine, except I can step on all the damn butterflies I want. For example, take a look at … Continue reading

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You know what they say…

Always count your Cevorian Spider Chickens before they hatch. You’ll want to know how many you’re up against once they do. SIDENOTE

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PUNTABULOUS GUIDE TO SURVIVING THE FUTURE

If one finds themselves trapped in the future, it is important to know the rituals and customs of the civlization of the future. In today’s edition: SURVIVING THE INEVITABLE ROBOT REBELLION! In the future, robot rebellions are common and occur … Continue reading

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