Category Archives: The Year 3000

If one ever finds themselves stuck in the future, it is important to know the culture and rituals of the civilization of the future. In today’s edition: Staying Young and Gorgeous in the Future If you thought you left the … Continue reading →

If my “Puntabulous Guides to Surviving the Future” were a book, this would be the first chapter: Greetings! Welcome to the World of Tomorrow! Well for you it’s the world of tomorrow; for me it’s the world of today. Actually … Continue reading →

When travelling to the future, it is important to know the customs and rituals of the civilization of the future. In today’s edition: INTERPLANETARY TRAVEL By the year 3000, interplanetary travel is as commonplace as mothers eating their young. There … Continue reading →

If one ever finds themselves stuck in the future, it is important to know the customs and rituals of the civilization of the future. In today’s edition: SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENT Suckees — people brought to the future by being sucked through … Continue reading →

If one ever finds themselves trapped in the future, it is important to know the customs and rituals of the civilization of the future. Suckees — people brought to the future by being sucked through a wormhole — are always … Continue reading →

If one ever finds themselves trapped in the future, it is important to know the customs and rituals of the civilization of the future. In today’s edition: UNDERWATER BUBBLE CITIES Suckees — people brought to the future by being sucked … Continue reading →

If you somehow find yourself trapped in the year 3000, it is important to know the rituals and customs of the civilization of the future. YOUR ROBOT AND YOU: FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS FOREVER Suckees — people brought to the future … Continue reading →

If one finds themselves trapped in the future, it is important to know the millions of cultures that inhabit the planet Earth by the year 3000. In today’s edition, I will discuss GRENIAL BUG MEN – This native species of … Continue reading →

In today’s edition: Purchasing a Flying Car: If one finds themselves trapped in the future, it is important to know how to get from one place to another. One from the past may assume that renting a flying car might … Continue reading →