
Alright, alright, I promise this is the last time you’ll hear about Star Trek for a while around here. But I just need to briefly review the movies to make my Next Generation viewing experience complete. After watching all four movies for the first time in years after seeing the entire series for the first time, I truly believe they are simply a bonus to what was already an extremely enjoyable television series.
Generations:
I know people have their gripes about this movie, but I’ve always enjoyed it and I really enjoyed it again. I thought it worked really well as a passing of the torch movie, without focusing too much on Kirk and the other crew. It definitely felt like a Next Generation movie to me. I love all the humor surrounding Data’s emotion chip as well as Guinan’s expanded role. I also really enjoy the cheesiness of the Nexus scenes. Yes, I know, the Christmas scene is super cheesy and gooey, but I’m a sucker for that stuff, especially when it comes to Christmas. And come on, Picard and Kirk in the same room at the same time! What’s not to love? I really love the music that goes along with the horseback riding scene, which I use in my inspirational playlist when writing. Yes, there are holes in logic, like why did Picard only go back in time just a little bit to stop Soran rather than going back a bit further and punching him in the face when he was on the Enterprise. But that wouldn’t have been as fun of a movie!
First Contact:
I still hold on to my belief that this is the best Star Trek movie out of all eleven of them. The Borg are just such an amazing villain, and I love the introduction of the Borg Queen. The action is all fantastic, and the story is really solid to support it. I love the relationship between Picard and Lily which culminated with the “I envy you” exchange which gets me every time. Zefram Cochrane is a bit over the top for me, but I guess I can appreciate what they were trying to do. I just think he could have been toned down a bit. Another complain would be the new design of the Enterprise-E, which I never really liked. The Enterprise-D was just so beautiful and elegant. I think they tried to skew a bit “cooler” and it just didn’t work for me. And the drunk Deanna scene is possibly one of my favorite humor moments of the entire series. “Timeline? This is no time to talk about time! We don’t have the time!… What was I saying?”
Insurrection:
To be honest, I think this is the first time I sat and watched the entire movie in one sitting. For some reason it was just always one that evaded me. But man, did I turn out to really enjoy it! Yes, the story is pretty tame, and generally regarded as just an extended episode, but I liked it a lot. Maybe I just have lowered expectations for these movies since I’m just coming right off the series, rather than waiting 2, 3, or 4 years for an ounce of Star Trek, which I can imagine leading to disappointment. But this movie reminded me a lot of Voyage Home, which had a pretty weak story, but lots of good humor (“In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a flotation device.”) and action to make up for it. I love the effects on the crew in regards to the planets healing properties, especially the rekindling of the romance between Riker and Troi (SQUEE!) and Geordi being able to watch a sunrise for the first time. The relationship between Data and the kid who grew up to be Mike from the Twilight movies was also very touching. And while I’m dying for Picard and Crusher to get together (Beverly, not Wesley, you pervs) I did enjoy his romance with Anij. Another thing that really stood out was the gorgeous space scenes in the Briar Patch. They were some of the most incredible Enterprise scenes in the entire series. Again, I was really surprised how much I enjoyed this one. If you were disappointed the first time around, I definitely suggest giving it another go with lowered expectations. It’s pretty darn fun!
Nemesis:
Ah yes, the dreaded Nemesis. The movie that put the final nail in the Star Trek movie franchise for seven years! I was actually downright nervous when I sat down to watch this one. I just remember it being disappointing, and after years of reading crap and crap and crap about it, I built it up as being so positively dreadful that I thought I would find it excruciating. But really, it isn’t that bad! In fact, there’s a lot of good things about it and the last 45 minutes are downright great! I think just overall the movie can be summed up with the word sloppy. The story jumps around too much, the Romulan/Remen scenes in the first hour are a snooze, the Remen leather costumes are a joke. But there is an interesting story there, which culminates with an amazing space battle at the end of the movie. This was one of the few Star Trek movies that were really able to portray the destructive abilities of the villain. And regardless of what you think of Shinzon, they were really damn effective in making you believe the Enterprise was in serious peril. The scenes of the Enterprise being pummeled as they search for the cloaked ship were handled really well, and when the Enterprise resorted to ramming the Scimitar, you really thought they had reached the end of their rope. Yes, Shinzon pretty much just walks right into Picard’s handy spear, but the emotional impact of Data coming to his rescue were still felt, and I think that matters more. All in all, it was nice being able to see this movie again with fresh eyes, and have it leave a better impression.
So yeah, pretty much glowing reviews for all four movies. Like I said above, it’s not like I had to wait years in between these movies just to be handed an extended episode. They all have really good things going for them, and while Nemesis still has an air of sloppiness around it, it does provide a fitting conclusion to the series.












