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Star Trek: The Next Generation – Movie Reviews

September 3, 2010
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Alright, alright, I promise this is the last time you’ll hear about Star Trek for a while around here. But I just need to briefly review the movies to make my Next Generation viewing experience complete. After watching all four movies for the first time in years after seeing the entire series for the first time, I truly believe they are simply a bonus to what was already an extremely enjoyable television series.

Generations:

I know people have their gripes about this movie, but I’ve always enjoyed it and I really enjoyed it again. I thought it worked really well as a passing of the torch movie, without focusing too much on Kirk and the other crew. It definitely felt like a Next Generation movie to me. I love all the humor surrounding Data’s emotion chip as well as Guinan’s expanded role. I also really enjoy the cheesiness of the Nexus scenes. Yes, I know, the Christmas scene is super cheesy and gooey, but I’m a sucker for that stuff, especially when it comes to Christmas. And come on, Picard and Kirk in the same room at the same time! What’s not to love? I really love the music that goes along with the horseback riding scene, which I use in my inspirational playlist when writing. Yes, there are holes in logic, like why did Picard only go back in time just a little bit to stop Soran rather than going back a bit further and punching him in the face when he was on the Enterprise. But that wouldn’t have been as fun of a movie!

First Contact:

I still hold on to my belief that this is the best Star Trek movie out of all eleven of them. The Borg are just such an amazing villain, and I love the introduction of the Borg Queen. The action is all fantastic, and the story is really solid to support it. I love the relationship between Picard and Lily which culminated with the “I envy you” exchange which gets me every time. Zefram Cochrane is a bit over the top for me, but I guess I can appreciate what they were trying to do. I just think he could have been toned down a bit. Another complain would be the new design of the Enterprise-E, which I never really liked. The Enterprise-D was just so beautiful and elegant. I think they tried to skew a bit “cooler” and it just didn’t work for me. And the drunk Deanna scene is possibly one of my favorite humor moments of the entire series. “Timeline? This is no time to talk about time! We don’t have the time!… What was I saying?”

Insurrection:

To be honest, I think this is the first time I sat and watched the entire movie in one sitting. For some reason it was just always one that evaded me. But man, did I turn out to really enjoy it! Yes, the story is pretty tame, and generally regarded as just an extended episode, but I liked it a lot. Maybe I just have lowered expectations for these movies since I’m just coming right off the series, rather than waiting 2, 3, or 4 years for an ounce of Star Trek, which I can imagine leading to disappointment. But this movie reminded me a lot of Voyage Home, which had a pretty weak story, but lots of good humor (“In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a flotation device.”) and action to make up for it. I love the effects on the crew in regards to the planets healing properties, especially the rekindling of the romance between Riker and Troi (SQUEE!) and Geordi being able to watch a sunrise for the first time. The relationship between Data and the kid who grew up to be Mike from the Twilight movies was also very touching. And while I’m dying for Picard and Crusher to get together (Beverly, not Wesley, you pervs) I did enjoy his romance with Anij. Another thing that really stood out was the gorgeous space scenes in the Briar Patch. They were some of the most incredible Enterprise scenes in the entire series. Again, I was really surprised how much I enjoyed this one. If you were disappointed the first time around, I definitely suggest giving it another go with lowered expectations. It’s pretty darn fun!

Nemesis:

Ah yes, the dreaded Nemesis. The movie that put the final nail in the Star Trek movie franchise for seven years! I was actually downright nervous when I sat down to watch this one. I just remember it being disappointing, and after years of reading crap and crap and crap about it, I built it up as being so positively dreadful that I thought I would find it excruciating. But really, it isn’t that bad! In fact, there’s a lot of good things about it and the last 45 minutes are downright great! I think just overall the movie can be summed up with the word sloppy. The story jumps around too much, the Romulan/Remen scenes in the first hour are a snooze, the Remen leather costumes are a joke. But there is an interesting story there, which culminates with an amazing space battle at the end of the movie. This was one of the few Star Trek movies that were really able to portray the destructive abilities of the villain. And regardless of what you think of Shinzon, they were really damn effective in making you believe the Enterprise was in serious peril. The scenes of the Enterprise being pummeled as they search for the cloaked ship were handled really well, and when the Enterprise resorted to ramming the Scimitar, you really thought they had reached the end of their rope. Yes, Shinzon pretty much just walks right into Picard’s handy spear, but the emotional impact of Data coming to his rescue were still felt, and I think that matters more. All in all, it was nice being able to see this movie again with fresh eyes, and have it leave a better impression.

So yeah, pretty much glowing reviews for all four movies. Like I said above, it’s not like I had to wait years in between these movies just to be handed an extended episode. They all have really good things going for them, and while Nemesis still has an air of sloppiness around it, it does provide a fitting conclusion to the series.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation – Season 7 Review

September 1, 2010
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Here it is. The moment you’ve all been waiting for! My review of the final season of Star Trek: The Next Generation! I know, I know, you guys can hardly contain yourselves. You just love reading my reviews of television shows that ended over 15 years ago (yes, you are that old). So what did I think? Well, I went in with lowered expectations since I heard a lot of not so great things about the final season. But I have to say, it was a pretty solid season overall. Probably not as high as seasons five and six, which were already a bit lower on the scale of awesomeness than three and four, but still a solid season. Perhaps my lowered expectations helped a bit. Yes, there were a few more clunkers than usual (every season has them), but overall I thought the final season was a fitting end to the series.

Standout episodes included: Phantasms, where Data begins to experience odd dreams (Deanna Troi as a human cake) leading to the crew to discover strange creatures infesting the ship; Dark Page, where Lwaxana Troi goes into a coma and Counselor Troi discovers some long buried family secrets showed a great emotional side from Lwaxana that we never really saw and was a very touching episode; Attached was one of my favorites of the season, where Picard and Dr. Crusher are taken hostage and telepathically connected, which forces them to acknowledge their deep feelings for each other; Parallels, where Worf finds himself traveling between multiple universes and timelines was another amazing episode; The Pegasus, where Riker’s old commanding officer needs the Enterprise to find their old ship and its buried secrets; Lower Decks, where we see a dangerous mission from the point of view of the low level officers was another one of my favorites, with an emotional impact I wasn’t anticipating, especially for characters we didn’t really know; and of course the series finale All Good Things was an incredible end to the series with the conclusion of Q’s trial bookending it superbly.

Like I said, overall I thought it was another great season. I, like the rest of humanity, could have done without the Troi/Worf romance, but thankfully, it had been built up in my mind as such a wretched idea that I was actually pleasantly surprised that it was only touched upon in a couple of episodes. Although it is a disappointment for the series to end with them remaining a couple, her relationship with Riker is thankfully resolved (in the best way possible) in the movies. I was pleased with the conclusion of the Wesley storyline. It would have been better if I thought of Wesley as a Mozart-like child all along rather than an annoying nuisance, but I can appreciate the point they were trying to convey. I was a bit disappointed with the conclusion of Ro Laren’s storyline though. I enjoyed her character in previous seasons and it was disappointing to see her only back for a single episode, just to wrap up her storyline so poorly, especially given that her episode was the second to last ever, and they should have been focusing on the entire crew, and not just someone we haven’t seen all season. Oh, and it was also disappointing not getting a Guinan episode this season, though she has a sizable part in Generations to make up for it.

Speaking of the movies (which I’m watching this week and will give you a final review of when I’m finished) it’s interesting how I feel about them now having seen the entire series. I obviously knew about the series, and had seen bits and pieces of it when my brothers and cousins watched it growing up, but I was really a fan of the movies and it wasn’t until now that I’ve sat down and watched the entire series as a whole. And before, I would have considered the movies to be the most vital aspect of The Next Generation, they are really just a bonus. I love the movies of course, and I’ve love picking up little nods to the series now that I’m seeing them again, but now I almost view them similar to the appendices of The Lord of the Rings. The main event is the television series, and that is what is capable of standing on it’s own as a testament to great science fiction. In a way, I feel the opposite is true for the original Star Trek. Yes, the show is great for what it is, but it’s almost as if the television series is a footnote to the wonderful series of movies that came after it, though I may feel differently after seeing the original series from beginning to end of course.

There we have it. I have finally seen the entire series of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and what a wonderful voyage it has been.

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Teach Me Something Tuesday #27

August 17, 2010
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Did you know that Star Trek: The Next Generation was the first — and currently only — syndicated television show (a show produced outside of network television, then sold to networks for broadcast, examples include Baywatch, Xena, and Legend of the Seeker) to be nominated for the Emmy for Best Dramatic Series? It was nominated for its 7th season (most likely as a testament to it’s cultural significance rather than the quality of that particular season itself) in 1994 but lost to Picket Fences. But as everyone says, it’s an honor just being nominated.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation – Season 6 Review

August 16, 2010
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Okay, so I finished the sixth season of Star Trek: The Next Generation. I’m sure you’re all relieved and dying to know what I thought. I only hope the edges of your seat aren’t worn out from all the sitting on them you guys have been doing. So what did I think? I’d say this season was about even with the fifth, still not quite up there with the fourth, but still a solid season of Trek.

Standout episodes include: Relics, where Scotty from the original Enterprise is found alive. It was such an emotional episode, not only seeing an original crew member, but having them try to help around the new Enterprise and telling loads of old stories and being completely disregarded. Thankfully the old dog still had a few new tricks up his sleeve and everything worked out in the end. A Fistful of Datas, where Worf and Alexander are in the holodeck acting out a wild west story (what could possibly go wrong?) and Data begins popping up everywhere. Besides all the iterations of Data, I also loved Troi in that episode where she was able to let loose and be a gunslinger.

The Chain of Command two-parter where Picard is taken hostage by Cardassians was also quite good. Though I have to say that the Babylon 5 episode Intersections in Real Time did the interrogation thing much better, but this was still a solid effort. Ship in a Bottle, where Moriarty is awoken and devises a way to get off the holodeck was a lot of fun. Tapestry, where Picard is killed and Q allows him to go back and change some of his past “mistakes” which has some interesting consequences. That was a fantastic Q episode with all the fun and humor we expect from Q, and made up for the lackluster Q episode True Q from earlier in the season. Starship Mine was an awesome Die Hard-esque episode where Picard has to singlehandedly protect the Enterprise from terrorists.

Lessons, where Picard falls in love with the new head of Stellar Cartography and the pair literally make beautiful music together was a particularly touching episode. I wish the relationship between Picard and Commander Daren were allowed to blossom over a few episodes, but it was still a beautiful episode. Though the Seinfeld-esque coincidences aren’t lost on me.

::Picard falls in love with a Stellar Cartographer::

Distressed Planet: Is anyone here a marine biologist stellar cartographer?!

::DIES::

Okay, she didn’t really die, but almost! And naturally they had to break up before the episode was over. Like I said, I wish that relationship could have lasted a few episodes. But this is Star Trek and unfortunately the writers like to stay away from continuing storylines, which has its benefits and consequences. Second Chances was another good one where Riker finds a double of himself and we get to deal with the Riker/Troi romance which makes me all tingly. I’m not looking forward to the Worf/Troi romance I’ve heard about in the seventh season, but I just gotta keep in mind that everything works out in the end. And of course the season finale two-parter Descent where a community of Borg acting individually under the control of Lore was fantastic.

I’m in the home stretch! I’ve heard lots of mixed things about the final season, but I’m looking forward to finally seeing the finale All Good Things, which I’ve managed to stay spoiler free from all these years.

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Which Star Trek: The Next Generation Crew Member is the Best in Bed?

July 27, 2010
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Say you find yourself aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise (NCC-1701-D) and you want nothing more than to get jiggy with a lonesome Starfleet officer on the Holodeck. But which one should you choose? This guide should help you decide which crew member is the right lay for you.

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WHO: Captain Jean-Luc Picard
WHY HE’S GOOD IN BED: For an old guy, he certainly has a remarkably nice body and a sweet penchant for short shorts. Plus there’s the added thrill of getting it on with the captain.
WHY HE’S BAD IN BED: But he can be a bit too stuffy at times, ruining the sensuality of the moment by saying “Oh dear, would it be impudent of me to cum? Pip pip cheerio!” and then quoting Moby Dick for some unknown reason.
VERDICT: He’s Jean-Luc-freaking-Picard!

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WHO: Commander William RIker
WHY HE’S GOOD IN BED: He’s certainly the most classically handsome of the bunch and that beard of his hurts so good when it rubs up against your skin.
WHY HE’S BAD IN BED: But something needs to be said about a man who simply refuses to take command of his own starship, insisting on passing up command after command to stay put as first officer. I wouldn’t be surprised if he just lays there and makes you do all the work and insists on calling you Mommy, even if you’re a dude.
VERDICT: William Riker gets what William Riker wants. And William Riker wants you. And you. And you.

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WHO: Commander Data
WHY HE’S GOOD IN BED: He is programmed in multiple techniques and a broad variety of pleasuring. Plus, as an android, he can’t be insulted when you hand him a couple of tissues and send him packing.
WHY HE’S BAD IN BED: Data has never been the most socially aware members of the crew, and has a tendency to say or ask inappropriate things at odd moments. And you never want to have sex with someone who can tell you precisely how much harrier you are than the rest of the general population based upon Starfleet statistics.
VERDICT: Put a muzzle on him, and you have a fully functional sexbot.

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WHO: Lieutenant Commander Geordi LaForge
WHY HE’S GOOD IN BED: As the Enterprise’s resident nerd, you just know he’s not getting the play he’s longed all his life for, so he’ll treasure you and treat you the way you wish to be treated.
WHY HE’S BAD IN BED: But he insists on taking off his visor when you make sweet, sweet love and there’s only so many times you can fall for the line “Oh that’s odd, I could have sworn I was wearing a condom.”
VERDICT: Once you go blind, you never look behind.

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WHO: Chief Medical Officer Beverly Crusher
WHY SHE’S GOOD IN BED: She has a fondness and knack for dancing, and you know what they say about good dancers. Plus her medical expertise will come in handy when your pee starts burning more than the Mutara Nebula.
WHY SHE’S BAD IN BED: She has a ton of baggage that may hinder having a brief fling. Nothing ruins the mood quite like being called Jack by a sobbing, naked woman. Unless your name is Jack and don’t mind crying. Then you’re just creepy.
VERDICT: She’s just the right hypospray.

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WHO: Counselor Deanna Troi
WHY SHE’S GOOD IN BED: Let’s face it, she’s gorgeous, and those one piece leotards love her curves just as much as you do. Plus, as an empath, she knows exactly what’s working for you and what’s not without having to ask.
WHY SHE’S BAD IN BED: What the hell is up with the accent of hers? And when she moans, it’s about a thousand times more annoying. Plus I’m pretty certain there’s some Betazoid rule where if you sleep with the daughter, you have to sleep with the mother. At least that’s what Lwaxana told me.
VERDICT: Screwing an empath means never having to say “lower.”

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WHO: Chief of Security Worf
WHY HE’S GOOD IN BED: Not to be stereotypical or anything, but it’s a well documented fact that Klingons have enormous penises.
WHY HE’S BAD IN BED: Not to be stereotypical or anything, but it’s a well documented fact that getting fucked by a Klingon will tear apart your insides.
VERDICT: He’s ridged for your pleasure.

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WHO: Former Chief of Security Tasha Yar
WHY SHE’S GOOD IN BED: You just know she’d be up for bringing that hot nurse Alyssa Ogawa to join you guys.
WHY SHE’S BAD IN BED: If you’re a dude, you’d probably end up leaving out of boredom about halfway through to make yourself a sandwich while Tasha and Alyssa got to know each other better.
VERDICT: Blondes have more fun. And are lesbians.

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WHO: Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher (But not till he’s 18!)
WHY HE’S GOOD IN BED: He’s, um, tight. And I don’t mean cheap.
WHY HE’S BAD IN BED: He’s a bit of a know-it-all so he has a tendency to ruin the moment by telling you that the gravitational yada yada yada of bouncing on his blah blah blah, would be exponentially increased if you whatchamacallit on top and centrifugally did this that and the other thing.
VERDICT: Writing about fucking Wesley makes me feel uncomfortable.

So what do you say? Which crew member are you bringing home tonight?

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Star Trek: TNG – The Outcast

July 22, 2010
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In this episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, Riker falls in love with Soren (seriously, this crew falls in love [and Riker usually gets jiggy with, putting even Captain Jack Harkness to shame] a new alien every episode) a member of an androgynous species without male or female gender. But there is a small population of the species that does have male or female inclinations, which their government treat as outcasts and attempt to “cure” with psychotherapy. In the end, Soren reveals her true nature to a leading group of her species:

“I am female. I was born that way. I have had those feelings, those longings, all of my life. It is not unnatural. I am not sick because I feel this way. I do not need to be helped. I do not need to be cured. What I need, and what all of those who are like me need, is your understanding. And your compassion. We have not injured you in any way. And yet we are scorned and attacked. And all because we are different. What we do is no different from what you do. We talk and laugh. We complain about work. And we wonder about growing old. We talk about our families and we worry about the future. And we cry with each other when things seem hopeless. All of the loving things that you do with each other – that is what we do. And for that we are called misfits, and deviants and criminals. What right do you have to punish us? What right do you have to change us? What makes you think you can dictate how people love each other?”
– Soren

Considering this episode aired in 1992 BE (Before Ellen) I’d say this was pretty ahead of its time. And regardless of the above quote I feel this episode handled the situation well, without beating you over the head with a baseball bat labeled Acceptance is Cool, Fucker! The quote above reads a bit preachy, but I didn’t get that impression as I was watching it, and trust me, I hate being preached to (I’m looking at you, Crash), even when it’s ideas and beliefs I agree with. It probably helped that Soren was played by a female, and the episode was more about Riker and Soren’s relationship, plus if Soren is identifying as female, then there’s nothing gay about inseminating the husk with Riker, but the general sentiment of acceptance when it comes to gender identity and sexual orientation was still there and overall played out really well.

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