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Who is In Your Ideal Away Team?

May 26, 2011
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I’m stealing this from Star Trek’s Facebook page, but tell me the three people you would want to take with you on a typical Star Trek away mission and why? No random red shirts allowed, they must be main characters from any Trek series. You can combine characters from multiple series.

I would go with Bones, because he’d be handy in a medical emergency and his razor sharp wit would provide welcome comic relief, Data, because he knows pretty much anything and everything in the known universe and is good in a fight (unless he has his emotion chip turned on), and Deanna Troi because she can help communicate with new species and I can offer her up as a sacrifice to their space volcano gods if things turn ugly.

Post your answers in the comments. Make it so!

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Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody – Trailer

April 15, 2011
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Here’s a trailer for Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody. It’s completely safe for work so don’t expect any porn, just a surprisingly interesting plot!

Via io9.

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Reasons Jean-Luc Picard is Cooler than Han Solo

February 24, 2011
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Ever try to debate Star Wars versus Star Trek with someone? I have. And they inevitably bring up Han Solo. As if the relative coolness of one character is enough to redeem an entire mediocre franchise. Well I would like to prove once and for all that Star Trek is better than Star Wars by proving their Han Solo argument is all wrong by demonstrating how Jean-Luc Picard is ultimately cooler:

1. Jean-Luc Picard’s starship is bigger. A lot bigger.

2. If Jean-Luc Picard’s starship fails, it’s for reasons of political intrigue and/or intergalactic anomalies, not comic effect.

3. Jean-Luc Picard is so cool, he doesn’t even have to fly his own ship. He has bitches for that.

4. Forsooth! Jean-Luc Piccard is played by thine awesome Shakespearean trained actor.

5. Jean-Lud Picard’s sidekick doesn’t smell like a wookie.

6. Jean-Luc Picard has had multiple love interests over the years, including the ever present adoration of Dr. Beverly Crusher. Han had a coked up princess.

7. Jean-Luc Picard hates children, while Han plays with ewoks.

8. Jean-Luc Picard never got frozen in carbonite, and if he had, he never would have made that goofy face.

9. Jean-Luc Picard never got tied up by ewoks.

10. Jean-Luc Picard talks smack to Borg while Han gets shit from protocol droids.

11. You can tell Jean-Luc Picard the odds and he’ll still beat them.

12. “Make is so.” is a way cooler command than “Punch it.”

13. Han Solo and Will Schuester share the same love of vests.

14. Jean-Luc Picard only becomes scruffy looking after living a lifetime in an alternate universe created by an extinct civilization.

15. Han Solo is always prattling on about getting a money reward, while they don’t even have money in Picard’s more sophisticated civilization.

16. Han Solo shoots bounty hunters who catch him and threaten to turn him over to criminal overlords. Jean-Luc Picard just doesn’t get caught by bounty hunters.

17. Jean-Luc Picard doesn’t get betrayed by his best friends.

18. Jean-Luc Picard can make the Kessel Run in less than five parsecs. He also knows that a parsec is a unit of distance, not time.

19. What does “Millennium Falcon” even mean, anyway?

20. Jean-Luc Picard gets higher billing.

21. Not only does Jean-Luc Picard save civilization in his own time period, he goes back in time to save civilization in the past as well. Han Solo didn’t even try to save us from the prequels.

22. Jean-Luc Picard makes references to classic literature. Han Solo makes references to that one time he did something cool a long time ago.

23. Jean-Luc Picard doesn’t scream like a girl when he’s getting tortured. Han Solo would have said there were five lights.

24. Jean-Luc Picard was never the third wheel in an incestuous love triangle.

25. Jean-Luc Picard was taken prisoner by the Borg because he would be a great asset to their collective. Han Solo was taken prisoner by Jabba the Hutt because he did a crappy job at the task he was hired for.

See? Waaaay cooler. Have anything you’d like to add?

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Star Trek: The Next Generation – Movie Reviews

September 3, 2010
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Alright, alright, I promise this is the last time you’ll hear about Star Trek for a while around here. But I just need to briefly review the movies to make my Next Generation viewing experience complete. After watching all four movies for the first time in years after seeing the entire series for the first time, I truly believe they are simply a bonus to what was already an extremely enjoyable television series.

Generations:

I know people have their gripes about this movie, but I’ve always enjoyed it and I really enjoyed it again. I thought it worked really well as a passing of the torch movie, without focusing too much on Kirk and the other crew. It definitely felt like a Next Generation movie to me. I love all the humor surrounding Data’s emotion chip as well as Guinan’s expanded role. I also really enjoy the cheesiness of the Nexus scenes. Yes, I know, the Christmas scene is super cheesy and gooey, but I’m a sucker for that stuff, especially when it comes to Christmas. And come on, Picard and Kirk in the same room at the same time! What’s not to love? I really love the music that goes along with the horseback riding scene, which I use in my inspirational playlist when writing. Yes, there are holes in logic, like why did Picard only go back in time just a little bit to stop Soran rather than going back a bit further and punching him in the face when he was on the Enterprise. But that wouldn’t have been as fun of a movie!

First Contact:

I still hold on to my belief that this is the best Star Trek movie out of all eleven of them. The Borg are just such an amazing villain, and I love the introduction of the Borg Queen. The action is all fantastic, and the story is really solid to support it. I love the relationship between Picard and Lily which culminated with the “I envy you” exchange which gets me every time. Zefram Cochrane is a bit over the top for me, but I guess I can appreciate what they were trying to do. I just think he could have been toned down a bit. Another complain would be the new design of the Enterprise-E, which I never really liked. The Enterprise-D was just so beautiful and elegant. I think they tried to skew a bit “cooler” and it just didn’t work for me. And the drunk Deanna scene is possibly one of my favorite humor moments of the entire series. “Timeline? This is no time to talk about time! We don’t have the time!… What was I saying?”

Insurrection:

To be honest, I think this is the first time I sat and watched the entire movie in one sitting. For some reason it was just always one that evaded me. But man, did I turn out to really enjoy it! Yes, the story is pretty tame, and generally regarded as just an extended episode, but I liked it a lot. Maybe I just have lowered expectations for these movies since I’m just coming right off the series, rather than waiting 2, 3, or 4 years for an ounce of Star Trek, which I can imagine leading to disappointment. But this movie reminded me a lot of Voyage Home, which had a pretty weak story, but lots of good humor (“In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a flotation device.”) and action to make up for it. I love the effects on the crew in regards to the planets healing properties, especially the rekindling of the romance between Riker and Troi (SQUEE!) and Geordi being able to watch a sunrise for the first time. The relationship between Data and the kid who grew up to be Mike from the Twilight movies was also very touching. And while I’m dying for Picard and Crusher to get together (Beverly, not Wesley, you pervs) I did enjoy his romance with Anij. Another thing that really stood out was the gorgeous space scenes in the Briar Patch. They were some of the most incredible Enterprise scenes in the entire series. Again, I was really surprised how much I enjoyed this one. If you were disappointed the first time around, I definitely suggest giving it another go with lowered expectations. It’s pretty darn fun!

Nemesis:

Ah yes, the dreaded Nemesis. The movie that put the final nail in the Star Trek movie franchise for seven years! I was actually downright nervous when I sat down to watch this one. I just remember it being disappointing, and after years of reading crap and crap and crap about it, I built it up as being so positively dreadful that I thought I would find it excruciating. But really, it isn’t that bad! In fact, there’s a lot of good things about it and the last 45 minutes are downright great! I think just overall the movie can be summed up with the word sloppy. The story jumps around too much, the Romulan/Remen scenes in the first hour are a snooze, the Remen leather costumes are a joke. But there is an interesting story there, which culminates with an amazing space battle at the end of the movie. This was one of the few Star Trek movies that were really able to portray the destructive abilities of the villain. And regardless of what you think of Shinzon, they were really damn effective in making you believe the Enterprise was in serious peril. The scenes of the Enterprise being pummeled as they search for the cloaked ship were handled really well, and when the Enterprise resorted to ramming the Scimitar, you really thought they had reached the end of their rope. Yes, Shinzon pretty much just walks right into Picard’s handy spear, but the emotional impact of Data coming to his rescue were still felt, and I think that matters more. All in all, it was nice being able to see this movie again with fresh eyes, and have it leave a better impression.

So yeah, pretty much glowing reviews for all four movies. Like I said above, it’s not like I had to wait years in between these movies just to be handed an extended episode. They all have really good things going for them, and while Nemesis still has an air of sloppiness around it, it does provide a fitting conclusion to the series.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation – Season 7 Review

September 1, 2010
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Here it is. The moment you’ve all been waiting for! My review of the final season of Star Trek: The Next Generation! I know, I know, you guys can hardly contain yourselves. You just love reading my reviews of television shows that ended over 15 years ago (yes, you are that old). So what did I think? Well, I went in with lowered expectations since I heard a lot of not so great things about the final season. But I have to say, it was a pretty solid season overall. Probably not as high as seasons five and six, which were already a bit lower on the scale of awesomeness than three and four, but still a solid season. Perhaps my lowered expectations helped a bit. Yes, there were a few more clunkers than usual (every season has them), but overall I thought the final season was a fitting end to the series.

Standout episodes included: Phantasms, where Data begins to experience odd dreams (Deanna Troi as a human cake) leading to the crew to discover strange creatures infesting the ship; Dark Page, where Lwaxana Troi goes into a coma and Counselor Troi discovers some long buried family secrets showed a great emotional side from Lwaxana that we never really saw and was a very touching episode; Attached was one of my favorites of the season, where Picard and Dr. Crusher are taken hostage and telepathically connected, which forces them to acknowledge their deep feelings for each other; Parallels, where Worf finds himself traveling between multiple universes and timelines was another amazing episode; The Pegasus, where Riker’s old commanding officer needs the Enterprise to find their old ship and its buried secrets; Lower Decks, where we see a dangerous mission from the point of view of the low level officers was another one of my favorites, with an emotional impact I wasn’t anticipating, especially for characters we didn’t really know; and of course the series finale All Good Things was an incredible end to the series with the conclusion of Q’s trial bookending it superbly.

Like I said, overall I thought it was another great season. I, like the rest of humanity, could have done without the Troi/Worf romance, but thankfully, it had been built up in my mind as such a wretched idea that I was actually pleasantly surprised that it was only touched upon in a couple of episodes. Although it is a disappointment for the series to end with them remaining a couple, her relationship with Riker is thankfully resolved (in the best way possible) in the movies. I was pleased with the conclusion of the Wesley storyline. It would have been better if I thought of Wesley as a Mozart-like child all along rather than an annoying nuisance, but I can appreciate the point they were trying to convey. I was a bit disappointed with the conclusion of Ro Laren’s storyline though. I enjoyed her character in previous seasons and it was disappointing to see her only back for a single episode, just to wrap up her storyline so poorly, especially given that her episode was the second to last ever, and they should have been focusing on the entire crew, and not just someone we haven’t seen all season. Oh, and it was also disappointing not getting a Guinan episode this season, though she has a sizable part in Generations to make up for it.

Speaking of the movies (which I’m watching this week and will give you a final review of when I’m finished) it’s interesting how I feel about them now having seen the entire series. I obviously knew about the series, and had seen bits and pieces of it when my brothers and cousins watched it growing up, but I was really a fan of the movies and it wasn’t until now that I’ve sat down and watched the entire series as a whole. And before, I would have considered the movies to be the most vital aspect of The Next Generation, they are really just a bonus. I love the movies of course, and I’ve love picking up little nods to the series now that I’m seeing them again, but now I almost view them similar to the appendices of The Lord of the Rings. The main event is the television series, and that is what is capable of standing on it’s own as a testament to great science fiction. In a way, I feel the opposite is true for the original Star Trek. Yes, the show is great for what it is, but it’s almost as if the television series is a footnote to the wonderful series of movies that came after it, though I may feel differently after seeing the original series from beginning to end of course.

There we have it. I have finally seen the entire series of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and what a wonderful voyage it has been.

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Star Trek Cast Members Talk About Galaxy Quest

August 20, 2010
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As I was working diligently, I came across these quotes of Star Trek cast members’ reactions to the movie Galaxy Quest that I thought I’d share. Patrick Stewart’s is obviously the best:

“I had originally not wanted to see Galaxy Quest because I heard that it was making fun of Star Trek and then Jonathan Frakes rang me up and said “You must not miss this movie! See it on a Saturday night in a full theatre”. And I did and of course I found it was brilliant. Brilliant. No one laughed louder or longer in the cinema than I did, but the idea that the ship was saved and all of our heroes in that movie were saved simply by the fact that there were fans who did understand the scientific principles on which the ship worked was absolutely wonderful. And it was both funny and also touching in that it paid tribute to the dedication of these fans.” – Patrick Stewart

“I thought it was very funny, and I thought the audience that they portrayed was totally real, but the actors that they were pretending to be were totally unrecognizable. Certainly I don’t know what Tim Allen was doing. He seemed to be the head of a group of actors and for the life of me I was trying to understand who he was imitating. The only one I recognized was the girl playing Nichelle Nichols.” – William Shatner

“I loved Galaxy Quest. I thought it was brilliant satire, not only of Trek, but of fandom in general. The only thing I wish they had done was cast me in it, and have me play a freaky fanboy who keeps screaming at the actor who played “the kid” about how awful it was that there was a kid on the spaceship. Alas.” – Wil Wheaton

“I think it’s a chillingly realistic documentary [laughs]. The details in it, I recognized every one of them. It is a powerful piece of documentary filmmaking. And I do believe that when we get kidnapped by aliens, it’s going to be the genuine, true Star Trek fans who will save the day. I was rolling in the aisles. And Tim Allen had that Shatner-esque swagger down pat. And I roared when the shirt came off, and Sigourney rolls her eyes and says, ‘There goes that shirt again.’ How often did we hear that on the set? [laughs]” – George Takei

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Teach Me Something Tuesday #27

August 17, 2010
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Did you know that Star Trek: The Next Generation was the first — and currently only — syndicated television show (a show produced outside of network television, then sold to networks for broadcast, examples include Baywatch, Xena, and Legend of the Seeker) to be nominated for the Emmy for Best Dramatic Series? It was nominated for its 7th season (most likely as a testament to it’s cultural significance rather than the quality of that particular season itself) in 1994 but lost to Picket Fences. But as everyone says, it’s an honor just being nominated.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation – Season 6 Review

August 16, 2010
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Okay, so I finished the sixth season of Star Trek: The Next Generation. I’m sure you’re all relieved and dying to know what I thought. I only hope the edges of your seat aren’t worn out from all the sitting on them you guys have been doing. So what did I think? I’d say this season was about even with the fifth, still not quite up there with the fourth, but still a solid season of Trek.

Standout episodes include: Relics, where Scotty from the original Enterprise is found alive. It was such an emotional episode, not only seeing an original crew member, but having them try to help around the new Enterprise and telling loads of old stories and being completely disregarded. Thankfully the old dog still had a few new tricks up his sleeve and everything worked out in the end. A Fistful of Datas, where Worf and Alexander are in the holodeck acting out a wild west story (what could possibly go wrong?) and Data begins popping up everywhere. Besides all the iterations of Data, I also loved Troi in that episode where she was able to let loose and be a gunslinger.

The Chain of Command two-parter where Picard is taken hostage by Cardassians was also quite good. Though I have to say that the Babylon 5 episode Intersections in Real Time did the interrogation thing much better, but this was still a solid effort. Ship in a Bottle, where Moriarty is awoken and devises a way to get off the holodeck was a lot of fun. Tapestry, where Picard is killed and Q allows him to go back and change some of his past “mistakes” which has some interesting consequences. That was a fantastic Q episode with all the fun and humor we expect from Q, and made up for the lackluster Q episode True Q from earlier in the season. Starship Mine was an awesome Die Hard-esque episode where Picard has to singlehandedly protect the Enterprise from terrorists.

Lessons, where Picard falls in love with the new head of Stellar Cartography and the pair literally make beautiful music together was a particularly touching episode. I wish the relationship between Picard and Commander Daren were allowed to blossom over a few episodes, but it was still a beautiful episode. Though the Seinfeld-esque coincidences aren’t lost on me.

::Picard falls in love with a Stellar Cartographer::

Distressed Planet: Is anyone here a marine biologist stellar cartographer?!

::DIES::

Okay, she didn’t really die, but almost! And naturally they had to break up before the episode was over. Like I said, I wish that relationship could have lasted a few episodes. But this is Star Trek and unfortunately the writers like to stay away from continuing storylines, which has its benefits and consequences. Second Chances was another good one where Riker finds a double of himself and we get to deal with the Riker/Troi romance which makes me all tingly. I’m not looking forward to the Worf/Troi romance I’ve heard about in the seventh season, but I just gotta keep in mind that everything works out in the end. And of course the season finale two-parter Descent where a community of Borg acting individually under the control of Lore was fantastic.

I’m in the home stretch! I’ve heard lots of mixed things about the final season, but I’m looking forward to finally seeing the finale All Good Things, which I’ve managed to stay spoiler free from all these years.

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Getting My Wars and Treks Crossed

August 5, 2010
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So I was reading Star Wars: Fate of the Jedi: Allies on my way to work this morning, and at one point Luke and Ben Skywalker are on Klatooine (yeah, stupid name) where the native species describe how a treaty they signed millennia ago keep them enslaved to the Hutts. They ask Ben for help freeing them and I think to myself “But that’s in violation of the Prime Directive!” Sigh. But any good nerd worth their weight in latinum knows that even though the Prime Directive is the most important law in Starfleet, it’s really just a suggested guideline and Picard would have helped them out anyway.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation – Season 5 Review

August 2, 2010
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Since absolutely nothing of any interest happened this weekend I haven’t had the chance to go through my pictures yet, you’re not getting a post about the Puntabulous Pool Party today. Besides, I want to think of creative captions for all the pictures rather than just saying exactly what you already see. If I show you a picture of Adam giving Justin a bj, why would you need a caption of me saying “Here is Adam giving Justin a bj.” and/or “Here is Adam giving Justin the bj of his life.” when you can clearly just see that for yourselves? So give me another day to get my creative juices flowing and I’m sure you’ll find yourselves pleased.

So instead, I once again present you with a timely review of a television season that aired twenty years ago. I’m on the cutting edge, I tell ya! I’m like a political commentator, but I actually admit that this is just my outdated opinion rather than dressing it up like it’s hard-hitting news.

So overall, I thought this season was really good. Not as amazing as season 4, which was pretty much nonstop awesomeness from beginning to end. But still a solid season. The first truly great episode of the season was episode 5.5 Disaster, where the Enterprise is hit with some sort of debilitating something or other, and they need to bring things under control. I just loved each of the situations the crew members were put into. I always enjoy seeing Picard interact with children, and this episode was the best one yet, as he was trapped in an elevator with three of them. I also quite enjoyed Worf helping Keiko give birth in Ten Forward. “The computer simulation was not like this. That delivery was very orderly.” So funny.

Other standout episodes included the Unification two-parter, which brought back Leonard Nimoy as Spock, who was trying to reunite Vulcan and Romulus; Conundrum, where the crews memories are erased and they’re being manipulated into destroying a warring civilization; Ethics, where Worf is paralyzed and wants to commit suicide; The Outcast, which I already talked about; Cause and Effect, where the Enterprise has a Groundhog Day experience until they can figure out a way to make the Enterprise not explode into a bajillion pieces; I, Borg, where the crew finds a single Borg survivor and learns that when they are removed from the Borg Hive, they are capable of not being assholes; and The Next Phase, where Geordi and Ensign Ro are involved in a transporter accident which leaves them stuck between between phases leading everyone to believe they’re dead, and Data to organize the jazziest and most awesome memorial service ever.

I also quite enjoyed the season finale Times Arrow, where Data (and later, the entire crew) is sent back to 19th century San Francisco. It wasn’t as great as The Best of Both Worlds finale, of course, but was better than the Klingon Civil War finale of season 4. Just like The Voyage Home, I love seeing the Enterprise crew outside of their future element, like Picard having to deal with his irate landlady and Data beating everyone at poker which was genius. I also quite enjoyed Guinan’s role in this episode. It allowed her to be more than just the wise barkeep, and gave a bit more of her history while still keeping her mysterious.

All in all, another fantastic season of TNG! Onto season 6!

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